The qualifying round, SmackDowners! Stories submitted here will not be judged, though they will be read! The purpose of this round is to give you opportunity to register your interest and intent to compete!

The Prompt

"You call that a bonus?"

You must include the above piece of dialogue, exactly as it is written, in your story.

The Fineprint

Genre: Any

Wordcount: Max. 500 words

Deadline: May 31st, Midnight UTC

Submissions: Via this FORM only