Jessie - I (huff huff) did it!

Jessie fainted!

Travis - Did what? Oh! She managed to faint Jan!

Travis goes over and revives them both.

Jan - Nice job, Jessie! It only took you 420 faints and 576 berries, but you managed to complete your challenge!

Jessie - How's London doing on his challenge?

Travis - Better that earlier... His longest run was four minutes, 53 seconds...

Meanwhile, Abuja is being as gentle as he can be whilst still battling legitimately.

Abuja used Gentle Poke!
London fainted!

Abuja gives London a Revive.

Abuja - Maybe we should do this another time...

London - N-no! I have to f-finish today!

Jan - I think that's the brain damage talking...

Travis - Hey, does anyone know where Ottawa is?

Diancie - She found a cold spot and has been there since yesterday.

Travis - Okay, thanks.

Travis goes over to the cold are and finds Ottawa reading a cookbook.

Ottawa - They don't have any literature besides this. There's a good recipe here for rock candy, though! Maybe Warsaw would want to see it.

Travis - You got mail!

Ottawa - Another dare, I presume. Is it that Force Gaming guy again?

Travis - No, this one is from someone named "Codbuck."

Ottawa - Okay... What does he want?

Travis - He says, "I dare Ottawa to dump Lucky Charms on Tokyo's head."

Ottawa - "Lucky Charms?" What are those?

Travis - Its a type of cereal.

Ottawa - What's "cereal?" Like, in a series?

Travis - No, that's "serial." Cereal is breakfast food made from wheat, corn, or other plant material.

Ottawa - You mean people eat things for breakfast besides mangled animals and children who never got the chance to live?

Travis - What do you eat for breakfast?!

Ottawa - Sausage and eggs.

Travis - ...Oh, that makes sense. In that case, the answer is yes.

Ottawa - So, are Lucky Charms really gross, or something?

Travis - No, they're just dry pellets of wheat with marshmallow mixed in.

Ottawa - That doesn't sound too bad. This is a dare; he should have to suffer through it!

Travis - The dare said nothing about how to dump it, just don't hurt him please...

Ottawa - Ah yes, I love ambiguity!

Ottawa goes and finds the box of Lucky Charms in the dry goods cupboard.

Ottawa - Ah yes, this is it... The one with the tiny human...

Ottawa proceeds to eat all of the cereal in the freshly opened box.

Ottawa - Uf, that was too many... Which means that its perfect!

Ottawa goes over to where Geneva and Zurich are playing a sort of four-legged Hopscotch.

Ottawa - Have you (hurk) seen Tokyo?

Geneva - Yeah, he's still playing on his Switch. Are you... Okay?

Ottawa - Yep, I'm (hurk) fine... Thanks!

Ottawa walks off towards where Geneva indicated. Jan is watching Tokyo closely as he gives a berry to his Eevee in Pokemon Let's Go.

Jan - Oh, hello Ottawa! You left the cold spot; what's up? Are you okay?

Ottawa - I just needed to (hurk) talk to Tokyo for a moment...

Tokyo - Yeah? What's up?

Ottawa - Its a secret, come closer.

Tokyo pauses his game and puts his ear just beside Ottawa's mouth so she can whisper properly. Instead of a secret filling his ear, however, Tokyo gets an earful of something that feels like slime with pellets in it. The startled Sylveon flicks his feelers wildly for a moment.

Tokyo - Ach! You barfed in my ear and all over my face! What is that?!

Jan - That looks like partially digested Lucky Charms...

Ottawa - How can you identify them still?

Jan - I think the more important question is "why?"

Ottawa - hands Jan the mail she got from Travis.

Jan - Ah, I see.

Tokyo - What do you mean, "you see?!" Give me that! ...That says "DUMP!" Not "BARF!" What the heck?!

Jan - Ambiguity. If it was to be taken any more literally, they might've come out the other end. That would be worse. I'm pretty sure you didn't want E Coli infection today?

Tokyo - I didn't want my face to burn off either!

Ottawa - What are you talking about?

Tokyo - My face! It's burning!

Jan - Oh! It's hydrochloric acid!

Ottawa - What's that?

Jan - A strong acid used to break down food in the stomach for digestion to occur.

Tokyo - Well, right now it's digesting my face!!

Abuja, having heard Tokyo, goes to investigate. London has already fainted again, so he is left to rest. Abuja, being 20 feet tall, only sees small flecks on Tokyo's face.

Abuja - Oh! I can get those off for you!

Abuja used Lick!

Tokyo - AAAUGHH! THAT'S NOT BETTER!

Abuja - Why does his face taste sour?

Jan - Saliva has digestive enzymes in it as well, so that probably didn't help.

Tokyo - Just wash off my head!!

Jan - Amsterdam! C'mere!

Amsterdam - What's up?

Jan - You need to spray off Tokyo's face before it melts away!

Amsterdam - What the heck?!I'm, okay?

Amsterdam used Hydro Pump!
Amsterdam's attack missed!
It missed!
It missed!

Tokyo - For grief's sake, just get closer!!

Amsterdam, after getting closer, finally scores a hit to clean Tokyo off.

Tokyo - Ahhhh... That's better...

Abuja - Seriously though, why was Tokyo's face sour?

Jan - Because Ottawa barfed on it.

Abuja - Oh... Wait, she BARFED on his FACE? And then I LICKED IT OFF?!

Jan - Something like that...

Abuja - Ewwwww!

Jan - You volunteered for that. I didn't even ask you.

Abuja begins scraping his tongue against the stone walls to get Ottawa's stomach acid off of it. Meanwhile, Travis and London (whom Travis revived) come over to see Abuja aggressively licking the wall, Tokyo, (who is soaking wet) giving Ottawa (who is chuckling to herself) a strange and disgusted look, and Jan face-pawing herself.

Travis - Um... Ottawa? How did you solve the ambiguity with your dare?

Tokyo - She BARFED PELLETS IN MY FACE!

Travis - Um... And where are the Lucky Charms now?

Jan - Probably in Abuja's stomach.

London - How does everything wind up in there?!

Travis - I don't think I even want to know how that happened...

Ottawa - I thought it was funny, send me more dares!

Tokyo - No, send me some so I can take revenge! Wait, who are we talking to?

Travis - The people beyond the Fourth Wall.

Abuja stops licking the wall and he, Jan, Travis, London, Tokyo, and Ottawa all look at you.

Tokyo - Oh! Yeah! I forgot about them!

Ottawa - How many people are watching us all the time?

Travis - Usually only one at a time, but also several. Its complicated, and I don't want to try to establish how the universe works right now, so I'm just going to seal it up.

Jan - What happens when you seal up the Fourth Wall?

Travis - It means the chapter is over and they can't see us anymore.

Jan - Oh! So how many chapters until we go home?

Travis - Six more after this.

Everyone turns to face you again.

Everyone there - Have a nice day!

Tokyo - And send me a dare so I can get back at Ottawa!

Ottawa - Hey! Shut up!