(Oh my lord, god give me a sign on what to write!!... he gave me a middle finger ;^; great... I have a blister and I wanna cry)

(Y/N's POV)
I wok up n i wasent in le forest w/ cloroc, i started 2 panick. Then a person opened le dor. " a, i see ur aweke" cloroc sed, i was hapy so i yayed. "Oh em ji, i thot (begone thot) i was kidnaped..." i sed 2 him. "I med brekfest, its woah. Woah is my fayvorit brekfest" he mentoned, " OH EM JI, MEH 2" i yelld n we both fangurld.

~Timeskip (after Brekfest)~

"Wher did u hid le bods of ur perents?" I askd, " i shreddd em n now polic will neber fine em" he answerd. "Kewl, xdd rawr" i sed, we both set down in le coch n i herd a nock on le dor. "I wil get it" Cloroc sed, he opend le dor n saw le polic "ey, hav u seen le persin who killd mr. N mrs. Blech" le polic askd. Cloroc was pretendinh 2 cri n sed "Y MUST U REMIND MEH DAT" n startd throwinh cans of cockaine (coke) at le polic, then le polic startd screeching then he ren 2 le river n drownd. "Huehue dat was hilaros" i chuckold, he smild n blushd.

(Cloroc's POV)
She lookd so kawaii wen she lauffd... i blushd n smild but i shuld stahp... we both went beck 2 le coch n watchd le emoji movi n we both likd it.

"Ey, where will i slep-??" She askd, i put my (non-existing) dinger (finger) in mah (non-existing) chen thinkinh... "u hav no choic butt 2 slep w/ meh" i sed "i gues dat's okie" she replid.

I kept on thinkinh n thinkinh n thot of wher mah fam kept an extra matters (mattress)... hmm.. wat abot... under le bed. i rushd to le bed n grabbd out a condom... nop, i threw it over mah beck (back) n i magicaly pulld out a matters WOW (wow *winks*) n i calld (Y/N)

(Y/N's POV)
i hear cloroc callinh meh, i rushd 2 cloroc n saw him n a mattress, i gaspd in sorpise (suprise motherfucker xD) "i will slep on thes mattress" he mentoned, "no.. i can slep in le mattress" i sed butt he babashook his hed n almost forcd meh 2 let meh slep in his bed.

~Timeskip (in le bed huehue ( ͡0 ͜ʖ ͡0))~

I slep in his bed n he was on le matters... he was sleepinh so peacefuly then there was lightning (KACHOW--) I yelpd n slowly slept w/ cloroc... his plastec sken was so soft n i cuddld w/ him...

So kawaii desu~

(Hhhhhhh--- there was an attack in Spain in Barcelona... I live in Spain so... IDFC IF YOU AINT CHRISTIAN JUST PRAY AND HELP ME PLS-- I DON'T WANNA ACTUALLY DIE-- I'M JUST 11-- OH YEAH AND 450+ WORDS WHOOP WHOOP)