Season 1 Episode 3

A/N: A little double dare for two members of the bad batch thank you Templar_Assassin and RashaDarkblade89 for the dares. I'm sure the boys will love it.

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Misha: Alright people look alive we got two dares I repeat 2 dares. *Prints outdares and looks at the Camera droid* Well, this isn't going to end well.

*Echo curious as to what the dares say gets up and wonders to Misha peering over her shoulder*

Echo: Well, the first may be a good one the second highly doubtful.

Misha: What do you mean by that?

Echo: *In a sing-song voice as he returns to his seat* Nothing!

Misha: What are you plotting Echo?

Echo: It's all good, just read them off before we die of rapid aging.

Misha: Not in this area you don't, it has a rapid aging dampener on it, meaning the sith are the only ones who age, while the rest of you stay pretty.

Yoda: Learn this how did you?

Misha: I know a force ghost whos a lot older than you Master Yoda.

Mace Windu: There is no such thing as a force ghost.

Misha: Well see about that Mr. I'm attached to the Jedi Code.

Everyone but Windu: OHHHHHH!

Yoda: Bacta you need for that burn you do?

Misha: Now, settle down, our first request comes from RashaDarkblade89, and this is for everyone's favorite murderous moody toothpick chewing sniper. Yes, Crosshair I'm talking to you.

Crosshair: *With sass* Oh, goodie, get on with it.

Misha: RashaDarkblade89 dares you to be nice to me for the entire episode.

Crosshair: What?

Hunter: Huh?

Tech: Well, that is unexpected, and not going to happen.

Wrecker: Crosshair isn't nice to anyone.

Crosshair: I CAN BE NICE!

Wrecker: Prove it!

Misha: Boys, boys, call your tits alright? It's not like he has to do this until the season finally.

*Crosshair rolls his eyes and gets up and walks over to Misha as she hands him the paper with the dare.*

Misha: Trust me you are going to like the next one. 

*Crosshair peers at the next dare and snorts a laugh*

Crosshair: Oh, this is going to be good. *Smirks*

Misha: For who exactly?

Crosshair: Not my place princess,

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Misha: And we are back and to let you all know Crosshair is on his best behavior as far as we all know of.

Crosshair: *Shrugs*

Misha: Our next Dare Request is from our friend Templar_Assassin with this little doozy of a dare aimed at you Tooka Eyes.

*Tech blinks rapidly before flushing at Misha's nickname for him*

Tech: A-A Dare?

Crosshair: I've seen it myself *Smirks*

Tech: What does this Dare imply if I may inquire?

Misha: Templar_Assassin dares you to kiss one random person and there has to be tongue involved.

*Tech flushes a darker shade of red*

Tech: I have to what?

Crosshair: May I? *Holds hand out for the dare*

Misha: By all means, *Hands Crosshair, Tech's dare*

*Crosshair walks it over to Tech and hands it to him. Tech looks seconds away from passing out as Misha looks to the printer as it starts printing*

Misha: Tech has until the end of the episode, for now, we have another customer.

Fox: This better be good, I have paperwork to do,

Misha: And what will that be? Forging Palpatine's signature on everything?

Fox: Uh...

Thorn: Got it in one Mesh'la

Misha: Alright let's see what we got.*Takes the page and reads it* Oh, ho ho, I can make this work as a double dare. *Smirks mischievously*

Obi-Wan: My dear hostess, your dark side is showing

Misha: *looks at Obi-Wan and Smirks* Oh, you haven't seen anything yet my dear Obi-Wan. Alrighty, this comes in two parts. The First part is for our dear Fives and...

CardinalHamandeggs: *Apperars through a dimensional portal tossing a gearbox constructed of silver durasteel and black plastoid.*

Misha: Ah, this is new.

Fox: Security breach!

CardinalHamandeggs: Calm your tits Foxy, I just come by to drop this off, no need to shoot. Anyway have a nice day. *Goes back through the portal they came from and the portal closes*

Misha: Alrighty then, Fives this one is for you. *Reads the contents of the box* Alright Fives take your box and go play.

Fives: *Gets up and walks over to the box and opens it* What the haran? *Pulls out spandex suit.

Misha: It's a dare

Rex: And you will be doing it as punishment for my hair.

Anakin: And we have a mission so, we will let you know how it goes CardinalHamandeggs hopefully by the next episode.

Fives: The things I do for my fans *Sighs*

Misha: Before you go through Anakin there is one more dare that CardinalHamandeggs sent in. *Looks at Obi-Wan and grins* And it's for you Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this...

Misha: The Dare is thus, you Obi-Wan Kenobi, High General of the Grand Army of the Republic, and General of the 7th core fleet, have to Kiss one Dutchess Satine Kyrze, in front of the entire Jedi Council. 

Satine: What?!

Bo-Katan: It's a dare sister, he can't back out.

Anakin: Oh, this is where the fun begins.

Windu: Obi-Wan has gotten past his attachment to the Dutchess.

Obi-Wan: *Looks over at Windu before standing up and walking over to Satine, pulling her up and into his arms dipping her then lip-locking her*

Ponds:*Smirks* you were saying, General?

Vos: GO OBES GET YOU SOME OF THAT! *Walks over to Misha and pulls her up and dip kisses her*

Tech: *Eyes narrow on Vos* Oh, haran no! *Gets up and storms over to Vos stunning Vos and Catching Misha* Mine. *Dip kisses Misha*

Crosshair: On that note, please leave a comment and like. Haran book mark this damn thing if you got to. Until next time, but for now, GET LOST!

Hunter: And he's back to his old self.




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