Well, why not?
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Fox: hey, so a little bit change of plans, I'm not actually going to college anymore I'm going to hell, uh, not that excited

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Rex talking to Cody, about to breakdown: you said this was a casual party!

Rex: *looks over at Wolffe*

Rex: Maker, look at Wolffe, he looks kriffing amazing!

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Fives: dude, why did you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?

Hardcase: why do you think I did it? *smirks mischievously*

Fives: I don't know, but it's clogged- *realizes and smiles*

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*The Batch having a relaxing day off*

Wrecker: *throws frisbee too hard*

Hunter/Tech, already stressed: what the kriff, Wrecker?

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Jesse: last one there is a rotten egg!

Kix: first one there loses their soul *starts chanting something in Mando'a*

Jesse, slowing down: wait, nah, what the hell-

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(Y/n), a total badass and takes no shit: *does a cool vape trick*

Literally any clone: wow (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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Dogma: sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙶𝚘𝚍?

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*The Wolfpack being briefed on a mission*

Wolffe the entire time:

No off topic questions
Because I don't want to
No-there-no
Permission denied
That's an off topic question
Next
You have been stopped

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Omega: wait, what? You're not coming to my tea party??

Omega: Hera, I made BISCUITS-

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Waxer: my kriffing stomach hurts, dude

Boil: you ate a lot last night

Waxer:..... What'd I eat?

Boil, leading him to a room under construction: all the walls, and the ceiling

Waxer after walking in: kriffing sick

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Kix: Hey, uh, keep your head up

Hardcase: *looks up*

Kix: no, not like that

Hardcase: *looks at him confused*

Kix: yoU KRIFFING IDIOT

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Random ARF Trooper: yeah, I actually gave my massiff swim lessons

Hound: oh, that's cool dude....... my massiff gave me swim lessons

ARF Trooper: what?

Hound: he's a lifeguard-

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*(Y/n), Echo, and Fives are having lunch together on leave*

Echo: I'm full

(Y/n): yeah, I'm stuffed

Fives: and I'm Fives *finger guns*

Echo&(Y/n): 😒

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Tech: *trying to talk to Cross*

Crosshair: ah ah ah ah *sips coffee* you may now speak

Tech: *facepalms*

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Gregor: whose mans is this?

Gregor: but the real question is

Gregor: whose mans am I?

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Peace out, y'all ✌