I have 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕

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(Y/n): Hunter, there's no good snacks on the ship, there's nothing

Hunter: Then how are you still here?

(Y/n): 😏

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Hunter: Alright, squad trip, where do you guys want to go?

Wrecker: How about Coruscant?

Hunter: I don't know about that one.

Crosshair: Let's go to hell 🙂

Hunter: .....No

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Cody: You gave Boil a shot?!

Waxer: Relax, it's just root beer.

Boil: *bursts through the door* There's a unicorn eating crayons in my room!

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Star Wars Haters: *sighs*

TCW Fans: Do you ever shut the kriff up?!

TBB Fans: What'd they do?

Rebels Fans: Bitch, gon breathe!

Mandalorian Fans: They stay doing some annoying shit!

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Jesse: Somebody needs to help me, I- there was this bird in my driveway-

*said bird flies in*

Jesse: *screams*

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Fives: If you were stranded on an island and could only have one thing, what would it be?

Hardcase: I would want to have.... a good time.

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Crosshair: *holding up a spray bottle at Omega*

Omega: *looks at him straight in the eye* Shoot me.

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Waxer: Road work ahead?

Waxer: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

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Rex: Hey, toss me my keys!

(Y/n): *tosses a printer and proceeds to break*

Rex: I said my keys.

(Y/n): I thought you said printer!

Rex: Why the kriff would I printer-

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Cody: Toss me my keys!

(Y/n): *tosses a Christmas tree*

Cody: I said my keys.

(Y/n): I thought you said Christmas tree!

Cody: Why the kriff would I Christmas tree-

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Wolffe: Throw down the keys!

(Y/n): *drops a coffee machine and breaks*

Wolffe: I said keys!

(Y/n): I thought you said coffee machine!

Wolffe: *gives up and walks away*

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Omega: Dad look, it's the good kush!

Hunter, a tired dad: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

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Hunter: Oh no.

Tech: Oh no!

Wrecker: *bursts through the wall* Oh yeah!

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(Y/n): Whatever

Echo: I don't care

(Y/n): I don't care

Echo: Be quiet, I hate arguing with you

(Y/n): Why?

Echo: Because you're beautiful!

(Y/n): *turns to him and smiles*

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That's all I have, see ya later ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)ᵇʸᵉ