Ayo, part 2! Lessss goooo! This is a 5.3k reads special.
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Omega: Daddy?

Hunter: Do I LOOK LIKE-

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(Y/n), in a house home alone: If you came here to kill me, clap your hands.

Crosshair, hiding: *clap* *clap*

(Y/n): *runs to their room*

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Wolffe: Hello.

*checks wrist*

Wolffe: It is currently half past I don't give a kriff-

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Hardcase: Guess what I did today?

Jesse: Did you buy a box of Special K and eat the entire thing?

Hardcase: No, I bought a- ಠಿ_ಠ

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(Y/n): Alright, perfect and are you part of our super saver shoppers club?

Cody: No, I'm not.

(Y/n): Oh....😧

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Fives: Alright, smile.

Echo: 😁

Fives: Haha, perfect. Now do a silly one.

Echo: 😛

Fives: Ho ho, neato.

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(Y/n): My mom said that if I don't get my grades up she's not going to let me get my tetanus shot next year.

Tech: That's weird, what are you going to do?

(Y/n): Kriffing study, I guess.

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Crosshair: Someday I'm gonna own this goddamn town.

*sips whiskey*

Crosshair: Eugh, I don't like whiskey, 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑.

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Echo: Tech, if you're gonna sneak out, just be quiet.

Tech: The floorboards in this house are made of two thousand-year-old whale scrotum-

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Omega: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like zero grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol-

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Boil: Sir, the dinosaurs have escaped.

Cody: Oh kriff, again? How? Kriff-

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Fives: That one friend that's always cold.

Echo: I'm cold.

Fives: You're always cold, but I'll be damned if you're not my friend.

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Waxer: Alright, listen up! The new first rule of fight club is tell me if I'm fighting my imaginary friend, you buttholes!

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Song: Hello.

Omega: Hi (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hunter & (Y/n): *laughs*

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Rex: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and weasels, those little bastards will get-

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Rex: You play it you get hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die.

*gives harmonica to Wolffe*

Wolffe: *plays it*

Cody: Wolffe, no-

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Young Boba: Dad, I think there's a monster under my bed.

Jango:... You want me to put it in the fridge?

Young Boba: If you don't mind.

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Haha, bye