Yo, I have 1.77k views on this book. I didn't think this book would get many views. Anyway, this is a special chapter to dedicate the two shows and vine(rip vine). Enjoy! :)
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Hunter: Hey bro, what do want to eat?

Crosshair: Souls of the innocent.

Wrecker: A bagel.

Crosshair: NOOO!

Wrecker: Two bagels-

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Tech: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Crosshair?

Crosshair:..... No.

Echo: I do!

Tech: I know, Echo.

Echo: I'm sad.

Tech: I know, Echo.

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Fives: It's summer, I got my hat on backwards and it's time to fuckin' party.

Fives: *hits head on garage door*

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Fives: Hey bro, bet I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?

Echo: *scoffs* No.

Fives: *throws egg at Hardcase*

Echo: Haha!

Fives: Guess you were right.

Hardcase: 😒

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Wolffe: *takes a picture with a fan*

Wolffe: *in serious voice* Cute.

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Hardcase: *wakes up* Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich.

Kix: Go back to sleep and starve.

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Tech: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

Crosshair: Yeah, what'd you have for breakfast?

Tech:.............. Nothing.

Crosshair: I'm doing better than you.

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Hunter: There's only one thing worse than getting kidnapped.

Hunter: *removes paper to reveal Omega getting kidnapped* Boom.

Crosshair: Omega.

Hunter: No-

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Echo: Uh, we actually have the chip reader now, so-

Wrecker: Oh, yeah? Hmm. *scans Dorito*

Echo: Haha, not that kind of ch- 😦

*cue x-files theme*

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Rex: *pulls up in a drive-thru*

Cody: Hey, how you doin' tonight?

Rex, dealing with the 501st everyday: I wanna fucking die.

Cody: Same.

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Rex: Did you wash the dishes?

Fives: I thought....you wanted....to do that.

Rex: Hm, hm, hm, you were wrong.

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Echo: Hey, is that water?

Crosshair: No.

Echo: Vodka, I like your style!

Crosshair: Vinegar.

Echo:... Wha-

Crosshair: It's vinegar, pus-

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Anyway, that's all, bye!