Based off this video:

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*Echo has entered the call*
*Fives has entered the call*
*Hardcase had entered the call*
*Jesse has entered the call*
*Tup has entered the call*

Tup: Can I help the next guest, please?Hello, sir, welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?

Hardcase: Yeah, can I get a kriffing uh-

Jesse: *snorts*

Hardcase: uhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

Jesse: *laughs uncontrollably*

Fives: *wheezing*

Tup: Sir, we don't sell burgers here

Echo: *confused*

Hardcase: What do you mean you don't sell-

Jesse: *dying with laughter*

Tup: We sell, we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches

Echo: *starts to realize what's happening*

Hardcase: You think I know what a panini is?

Jesse and Fives: *𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛*

Fives: Oh- oh my god!

Echo: Fives, you good?

Hardcase: Just give me a burger, extra cheese!

Tup: No we don't have burger extra cheese, we have paninis with tomato and mustard-

Hardcase: You don't understand, I-

Tup: No, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to-

Jesse: *laughs to the point where he's in pain*

*Kix has entered the call*

Hardcase: 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌?

Fives: *laughing his ass off*

Tup: No, sir, we only sell coffee and-

Kix: What in the hell did I walk into?

Jesse and Fives: *still laughing*

Tup: Do you want coffee, tea, or something?

Jesse: I'm crying!

Kix: What happened?? Hold on, hold on

Tup, unable to hold back his laughter: Can I get you a caramel macchiato?

Hardcase: Yeah, I'll have a burger, extra dip

Tup: We don't have burger, extra dip

Kix: Oh my gooodddd, the voice changer, really??

Fives: I'm crying, oh my god

Tup: Sir, this is a Starbucks, not a McDonald's

Hardcase: Please, they'll take my wife if I don't give them this!

Jesse and Fives: *more laughter*

Tup: Sir, you're at the wrong store! You want a McDonald's, not Starbucks

Fives in the back: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

Hardcase: Hello?

Jesse: *laughing and still alive*

Tup: Hello?

Hardcase: Hello, I would like a burger

Fives: *laughing too hard*

Kix, facepalming: Oh my gooodddd!

Echo: Okay, now this--

Tup: WE SELL COFFEE, AND-- AND-

Echo: Geeezzzzz...

Tup: --CONFECTIONARIES HERE, JESUS CHRIST.

Tup: I g- I need to get the manager.

Hardcase: C O M P O U N D

Kix: What-

Tup: Sir, do you want to speak to the manager?

Jesse: He's ordering from the ether, he's ordering a burger-

Hardcase: Can I get a kriffing uhh-

Tup: No!

Echo: Oh my god

Fives: he's ordering-- he tried to order a burger with extra at Starbucks

Everyone: *catching their breath*

Echo: This-- this discord is wild

Fives: It just got a lot hotter in this room

Tup: That's what it's like working at there, 'cause then it's like, "Hey, what can I get you?" and then the person's like, "Ay, yeah a kriffing uhhhhhhhh coffee." just like, "Okay, what kind of coffee?" "Uhhhhhh" and then they like five different things, and I'm just like-

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Attention, I have been murdered-

Anyways, I hope y'all like it :)