Aunty scrap worked in the royal armed forces association of the general (rafaotg). She had slept with every person in the rafaotg, men and women. One night Saergeant Quaffle planted a deadly grenade inside her clitoris. But Aunty scrap never noticed.

The next day the was a terrorist attack in Utah Preferably beside nichole's house. Currently nichole was vlogging the terrorist attack. Then a man got a gun aimed at him. Saergeant Quaffle knew what he had to do. Her did a triple summersault and threw Aunty Scrao at the terrorist. Chunks of her clit grenade spread amongst the air. They won the battle. But she died, little whore.

The next day Nichole posted the video on youtube it had 999,999,999,999 hits!!!

The moral of this story is always check your clit for grenades.

Copyright, sony 2004.

Author Susan Boyle

Published in 2009 by Margaret Mahy

Illustrated by Kafrin Backley

Told in 2010 my Nichole

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