This is a Helluva Boss One Shot I could get out of my head thanks to episode 2. No. It's not Blitzø and Stolas. You're on the wrong account for that feather ruffling.
(Please go watch episode 2 before reading. You'll probably be lost. Also watch the pilot and episode 1 for Loona. Loona is in her 20s and via is like 18 I'm guessing)

Octavia and her father, Stolas, one of the princes of hell, part of the Goisha family. They are wealthy, which is why he hired the only man who can f*** him... Oh. Wait. He means protect him and his daughter. Hm. This narrator feels a disturbance Anyways, they are been escorted to Loo Loo Land to gave father daughter time, and to get away from an angry wife.

During the car ride, Octavia was texting her friend.

😩👿
My dad is taking me to
Loo Loo Land, and I don't
even want to go. Fml.

F***. My dad took his
co-workers with him
to go there too. Didn't
Even ask me. Like, wtf?!

Damn girl. That sucks.
Would have been better
with someone I could
relate to around. These
hired bodyguards are
what's the word?

Morons?

Exactly.

"Who you texting there, Va?" Stolas asked his daughter.
"I'm texting someone I can relate with. Unlike anyone in this bloody car." She went back to her texting.

I feel like killing myself
RN.

Been there. Dad's can be
such d***heads.

Yeah. Lol. Exactly what
I was thinking.

They were about to pull into the parking lot. Octavia sighed.

We're about to get out so
I'll text you later, Loona.

Ok. But after all this is
over with, wanna hang?

It'll most likely be a yes.

Cool. See you later.

(Things go on as they did in episode 2)

Texting again.

Hey Loona.

Hey. I seen on the news
that Loo Loo Land was
burnt down. You ok?

Yeah. The fired was caused
by the imp my dad flirts
with, and the f***ing clown
I hate.

Wait. Imp? And
you dad flirts with him?
Holy sh**.

What???

That's Blitzø isn't it?

Yeah. How did you know?

That's my dad.

What?!
The red d***head is your
father?

Yep.

I expected... Well...

Hellhound? Yeah. I was
adopted. Blitzø raised me...
As much as you can raise
anything thing in hell.

Well, my dad took me to
Stylish Accord.

Weird taxidermy place?

Yep.

I'll be there in 10-15 minutes.

What about you job?

I'll get a friend to sit in and take messages and appointments.

Ok. Guess I'll see you in a bit.

I guess so.

☺☺

Loona called someone to take her spot for a couple of hours.

Stylish Accord

Loona walked in and easily found the tall slut in the store so walked over. She smiled when she seen her friend.
"Hey girl." She greeted.
"Loona. I'm glad you could make." Octavia smiled.
"You seemed happier. Was Loo Loo Land better then expected?"
"Yes actually..."
"Oh, if it isn't Blitzy's Hellhound..." Solace started.
"Loona."
"Yes. Loona. I knew that." Stolas cleared his throat.
"So, what brings you here?"
"Your daughter."
Then Stolas, being... Well Stolas...

"Via. Are you two dating?"
But before she could interrupt, he started talking again.
"Oh I'm so happy that you've finally came out of the closet. I was worried you'd never tell me."
"Ughhhhhh... Dad, we, are not dating. She came over to shop with me cause I was having a bad day at first, but you fixed that already. Also, she understands me more then you. She's relatable." Octavia said, throwing an arm over her shoulders.
"Yeah, although, you might be my type." Loona smirked at her.
Octavia blushed at this. "What?"
Loona leaned close, before chuckling and laughing. Stolas joined the laughter, before Octavia figured out she was just pulling her leg, then laughed along with the two.

After an hour or two, they left the store and Stolas decided to head home and "try" to patch things up with his wife... Until he sees Blitzø again... We all know it'll happen. Thay have a deal.

Octavia seemed to be lost in thought, so Loona snapped her fingers in her face, make her jump.
"Huh? What?"
"You must have been thinking of something interesting."
"Maybe. Maybe not."
"You gonna let me know?"
"What if I didn't?"
"Hm... Maybe I'll just say something bad about you out loud?"
"What's bad about me?!"
"I never said it was true or not." She stuck her tongue out at the owl. Octavia rolled her eyes and chuckled.
"Hey. Let go get a bite."
"Food sounds great right now."

They went to (insert stramge and/or bad name). After words, they went to Blitzo's house since he was still at work. Octavia laughed when she realised Blitzo was her dad. They just laid around, eat, and watch movies.
Loona had her head on Octavia's lap. Octavia stared at the tv, but was actually lost in her thoughts.

What's with me?
It was just a joke?
But why am I wondering about the taste of her lips?
Why do i want to know?
Ugh!!!!!!!

"Hello? Hell to bird brain. Wake up." Loona said waving her hand in front of her face.
"Oh, sorry."
"Alright, tell me what's bothering you."
"It's noth..."
"Bullsh**. You never act this way, girl."
"I promise, it nothING?!" Octavia was pinned on her back, arms over her head.
"I'll make you talk if i have to." She threatened. Octavia thought it was another joke, til Loona stuck her nose into her neck. Octavia blushed as Loona nuzzled her closely, laying her heavy buddy on her.
"L-Loona? That tickles... And you're crashing me." She did laugh as it was kind of funny. She was like a big puppy. "What do you want from me?" She chuckled.
Loona looked at her, with a hunger in her eyes. Octavia haven't seen this face and was starting to worry as Loona looked into her eyes, licking her lips.
"Loona? ummm... I don't like that look... Loona...?!"

Without warning, Loona's lips came in contact with Octavia's. She froze up, not knowing what to do.

Do... Do I want this?
I wondered what she tasted like...
My heart is racing...
More...

Octavia wrapped her arms around Loona and started to kiss her back. Loona was surprised at first but was glad she wasn't making her uncomfortable. Loona pulled back for a moment.
"I thought we weren't a thing?"She smirked before she was rolled into the floor.
"Ow! What the..." She paused when Octavia landed on her lap.
"F*** it. You're mine now." She then began to kiss her furiously (or furryously lol).

Octavia tried her hardest to be dominate, but Loona was stronger and ended up pinned her against the couch. through out their makeout section, they rolled over the remote, turning on some "non-PG" themes.
"Ugh. One of my dad's favorite channel."
Octavia blushed at the tv
"Or maybe we ... can do something similar..." She grabbed Loona's hand. "If you want to?~~"
Loona blushed and shakes her head.
"You sure? Cause i may not go easy on you." She said as she wrapped her arms around her neck.
"I don't want easy, Looni.~~~"

I'm pretty sure you guys know what happened.
y'know, bow-chika-wow-wow

Hours later, Blitzø openned the door and walked into the living room.
"Oh Looni, I'm home. Are you here or am I having dinner by myse- oh my GOD?!"
Blitzø seen both girls on top of each other. He turned his hed a cleared thoat.
"Looni. Stolas's daughter. Toys, too. Heh heh. Wow, and on the couch, no less."
"Blitzø! Get out?!"
"Hey, I'm the daddy here."
"Yeah, well I'm being the other kind of daddy right now."
A "certain" sound, causing Blitzø to shiver.
"Ok! Here's your dinner, I'm going to my room to eat. Have fun f**ing on it." Calls Millie.
"Hey, Mils. Still need a couch?"
Loona looked back at Octavia.
"Ready for round 10?"
"~YES~"

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