Hi, my name is 1Dlover_5soslover69, and I hate One Direction. They are sooooooooooooooooooo dumb. Ugh, but my friend loves them so I had to go to their concert.

"OMG, I love 5sos!!!" My best friend Omglol screamed.

"Wait, aren't we seeing 1D?" I asked, not really caring cuz I hate 5sos too.

"Yeah, whateves lol" Omglol said.

We walked in and took our seat in the 27,078,869th row. The view was great from there. The music started playing, but it suddenly stopped. The lead singer pointed right at me.

"You! Come down here!" He yelled. "And don't bring ur friend! I don't care about her."

"k lol" Omglol squealed, dying.

I left Omglol's corpse and arrived at the stage in 5 seconds.

"Whatchu want?" I asked, not caring but also blushing profusely.

The man in front of me had straight wavy blonde brown black hair and ocean blue forest green chocolate brown orbs. He was wearing a jean jacket and a tight button up shirt. He looked kinda familiar. Omglol probably showed me a picture of him.

"Hi, I'm Harry Styles Calum Hood Michael Clifford the Big Red Dog Niall Liam Luke Hemmings One Direction 5sos Musician. Wanna have the sex?" Harry asked, jumping off the 5 foot stage - which was how tall I was.

That's when I noticed how tall he was. He was like 20 feet tall! Wow.

I blushed. "k lol u hot even tho I don't like u"

Harry ripped off his clothes, revealing and 18 pack and at 4 foot dick. His lips crashed against mine as he pulled off my clothes. He ran his hands through my long wavy brown hair as we did the sex in front of 18573747374747374737474747444393920395739299487849558488 people.

"Oh, Harry!" I moaned as he rammed his full length into me.

"Oh...you! Do u have parents?" He asked, moaning.

I was confused by the question but still answered. "no they ded." I burst out crying as I moaned with pleasure.

"Oh I'm sorry bby. I'm gonna adopt u." He moaned.

"k" i blushed. Wow, I loved him so much

"Oh bby I'm gunna cum!!" He moaned.

"lol same" i moaned.

We came at the same time. "Yeet!"

I panted heavily. "Lol I love u so much Harry."

We'd only known each other for a 5 minutes, but I knew how I felt.

"lol samesies luv but u can call me Daddy now." Harry said, holding up the adoption form he'd just signed.

Now we live in his 466484847392058373959392758399583959392958382965838295949384858382854838385883 sqft mansion with our 66 children. I go on tour with him all the time so idk who takes care of the kids. I don't have any musical talent but the fan luv me. They ain't jelly at all. Harry would kill them if they were lol. He loves me so much! We've been dating for 2 months now.