"How do you miss shooting a person that's a foot away from you?"

"Alcohol is my therapist because actual therapy is too expensive."

"Whoever took my damn sock is gonna have their throat slit."

"I'll stab you if you touch me."

"Say one word and you're dead."

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Fuck you, you pathetic sack of shit."

"Why do I put up with all of you."

"Sometimes I wonder who's worse, me or satan?"

"Nothing like drinking away your problems on a Saturday night."

"You like jazz?"

"Sometimes I question why I recruited these idiots."

"Hey, how about you shape up and act like you got some damn common sense for once?"

"I think I've made a deal or two with the devil in a past life."

"I won't hesitate, bitch!"

"Hey, keep your eyes off my woman."

"Touch her and your body would end up on the side of the road."

"Was that a threat?"

"Oh, I've been threatened, I'm so scared."

"I just want all the alcohol in the world, is that too much of ask?"

"Whoever touched my cigarettes is a dead man."

"Fuck off, I'm trying to sleep."