Chapter 3- CDs and Evasive Maneuvers

No, I don't know how to spell maneuvers- who told you that? But according to spell check, it's wrong. There we go. Wai- huh? I thought that's what I wrote.. ah, whatever.

"WE ARE GOIN PARTEH-IN TOO-NIGHT!!" Hide shouted. Amon sighed next to him.

Another night of disgusting prostitution.. but it's all for justice. And the CDs DO get good information.

The only thing is..

"We are robbing the CCG tonight?"

"Yep!" Hide laughed, running forward, "I bet you guys can't beat me!! I'ma gonna win! The winner gets - uhh.. fries! Yeah, fries!!"

Serpent Bat chuckled, "He's had a little too much to drink tonight, I think.."

CDL laughed boisterously, "Oh, Serpent Bat, who are you kidding?!! He has a little too much to drink EVERY night!"

"This is what happens when you don't tell us the planned night to get info, I guess," Blank commented.

"I could totally hit on him, and I doubt he'd even reject," Serpent Bat grinned under his mask. Amon resisted the urge to puke.

"Rabbit Bloodstone NEVER drinks too much!" Rose complained, "You're lucky, Serpent Bat!- your target is careless, but my target is so stiff and stuff.."

Don't puke, don't puke, don't puke..

"I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, ROSE, BUT A-RABBIT BLOODSTONE ISN'T INTERESTED IN LOVE!" Hide laughed, "YOU'D BE BETTER OFF AIMING FOR BLANK! YEA? HEHEHEH!!"

"Hold on!" Serpent Bat suddenly froze, looking up at a building.

Hide continued laughing, unlike the rest of the group, "IF YOU STOP, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN DAH FREE-ZIES, SERPANT BAT!"

"Stop, Eyepatched Sun," CDL hissed, grabbing Hide's collar.

Hide looked up at her before he began whining, "OH COME ON!! DAT'S NOT FAIR, GUYS!! I WANNA WIN, BUT I CAN'T WIN IF YOU GUYS STOP ME!!"

"... Binging Leader."

"Yeah.. we're being watched.."

"What should we do?" Rose questioned.

"... Tonight, let's just lose 'im.. We've got other things to do."

"'Kay," Rose and the others continued walking. Serpent Bat grabbed Amon's arm.

"Since you're new to this, and Eyepatched Sun isn't exactly stable right now, I'll lead you through."

Hide's words rang through Amon's head-- Serpent Bat was homosexual.

Amon can only hope this isn't Serpent Bat's attempt to get closer to him..

"HAHAHA! HI, GHO-"

"Come on, Drunkie," CDL led Hide and the group away. They went through countless alleys before CDL hissed under her breath, "We're still not losing him.."

"Is it THAT guy?" Serpent Bat questioned.

"Probably.." CDL replied.

"That guy?" Amon questioned suspiciously.

Serpent Bat nodded silently before explaining, "Sometimes we feel people watching us. Sometimes, they're not watching us; other times, we lose 'em. But this guy.. This guy, he's good. We can't lose him. Eventually, he just gives up, but until then, we can't do crud. We still don't know what he's after.. But Eyepatched Sun usually says that it might be his stalker.. He supposedly has one. And if this guy is after his a**, I swear.." Serpent Bat growled under his breath.

"R-Right.." Amon replied distastefully.

Hide's stalker..? The one Hide said sometimes comes to his house that he scares off by saying 'who's there'? That guy?

"E-"

"Let's keep moving," CDL dragged Hide on.

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It was a while before the guy finally gave up, and when he did, the CDs took a short little break.

"That's strange.." CDL's eyes furrowed behind her mask.

"What is?" Amon inquired.

"That guy doesn't usually hang around that long. He often just stalks us for about.. what, thirty minutes?" CDL looked over at Gourmet Sack, who nodded. "Yeah. But he stalked us for about a whole hour or so today.."

"Maybe he's busy~" Hide swayed drunkily.

"Perhaps he is more free tonight," CDL nodded, "But is that really the reason? If so, what if he stalks us on a night where he's completely free?"

"Then we're gonna be running the whole night.." Hide chuckled.

CDL sighed and stood up, "Alright. Let's resume our mission then." The CDs stood after her, but Amon stayed sitting.

"You guys always lose them like that?" Amon questioned. CDL nodded.

"You don't seem accustomed to fleeing and losing somebody. Until you become accustomed to that, when we are being tailed, you'll be escorted by somebody else. Understood?"

"... Was Na-er.. Was Eyepatched Sun used to being tailed?"

CDL nodded, "He didn't even need to be escorted. He was even better than me, honestly. He's especially used to it. Obviously though, he can't quite have those skills when drunk.." CDL scoffed.

"..." Amon glanced at Hide.

Nagachika.. was used to escaping?

All of them were?

"Why are you guys accustomed to that?" Amon inquired.

"... We all have our reasons for being after a ghoul. You understand that, right? For those of us like that, that's why. Ghouls tend to come after us for some reason, too."

"We're just that tasty, I guess," Serpent Bat shrugged.

"Some of us have other reasons for being used to that, but I guess Eyepatched Sun has the most reasons. He must be tailed often, I would think."

"I think ghouls seriously have a problem with me," Hide chuckled, "I must be pretty frigging tasty, 'cause I'm almost always tailed! As if my normal problems aren't enough! Ahh, the problems of knowing people~" Hide clasped his hands behind his head.

"Come on, let's go. We have a limit of time, you know, Rabbit Bloodstone."

".. Right."

Amon stood, and they continued to walk towards the CCG.

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"I don't understand how you're okay with this.." Amon glared at Hide, who was going through one paper after the next, tossing them aside when he was finished with them.

"Whadya mean?" Hide tossed yet another paper.

"They will have to clean ALL of this when they get to work!"

"We're not messing with YOUR desk," Hide rolled his eyes behind his mask.

"St-Still!!"

"Just look through the stuff, man. Look for stuff on the Rabbit or the Eyepatch, if you want," Hide shrugged.

"..." Amon glanced at the desk before him and started looking through the papers.

Needless to say, the things Amon looked through were tidy and neat, as if they'd never been looked through.

CDL walked over, "You know, now that you refuse to mess it up.. and actually clean up after yourself.. it looks totally neat, as if you were never even here.. That might be a good idea.. Alright, people, we're gonna do that from now on! Go ahead and clean up after yourselves!"

Hide complained, as well as Serpent Bat and Rose, but they all did it anyway.

The CCG never knew they'd invaded that night.

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