"Okay... I know I said you were a genius and all, but I did not think this through...."

"Why are we in Cochlea?" Koumori asked, clearly confused.

"Follow me," Akira declared, clearly having an idea as to how to... try out Koumori's idea.

So both of us followed as I explained.

"We're in Cochlea to try your idea out. I'm not sure how to... accomplish that though.."

"So like... these ghouls are gonna f*ck?"

"... Koumori, please be quiet."

"...?"

Oh my G*d... All he ever has on the mind is balls....

Akira chose two ghouls from some cells, and we escorted them to a private room.

"Koumori, Nagachika said that sometimes, ghouls would visit Clear Dips. Was that true?" I inquired as we walked along the hallways(?)

"Huh?" he seemed disgusted, "No way, man. There's no way some ghouls snuck into Clear Dips.... That'd be disgusting to have sex with... with ghouls...."

Hmm...

So that means, Nagachika made his own assumptions about the customers that walked in....

So, ghouls would walk in as humans, and only Nagachika would know....

Only Nagachika, who didn't care what species his customer was of...

And of course he wouldn't tell his coworkers....

"Alright, Kasai, Yuki," Akira spoke. The two ghouls were now in a room connected to the one we were in. "Now, one of you is going to have the other release semen into you mouth. Choose who will be doing what. If you refuse to cooperate, you'll be in here for the rest of your lives. Starving."

Oh my G*d.

"Wh-What?!!" I looked at Akira absurdly.

"What other way would you suggest we try out Koumori's hypothesis?" she replied expressionlessly, "I doubt you or Koumori want to release into a ghoul's mouth."

"N-No, but--!!"

This is sick....

"Uh, I'm gonna leave the room then...." Koumori looked like he was about to puke.

You have sex every day, and you enjoy it, yet you get squeamish when there's two ghouls about to f*ck each other in front of you?!! Think about how Akira and I feel!!

"You don't want to see if your hypothesis works?" Akira inquired, and she had no emotion on her face or in her tone, but...

Somehow, it was clear she was threatening him not to leave.

It was as if she'd actually said 'You're the one who came up with this idea. If we're staying, you stay.'

"..." Koumori stayed where he was at, clearly getting the message.

The ghouls then apparently shook out of their shock.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what?!!" one of them snapped, "I am not sucking this guy's d*ck! You guys are sick!"

"Do it, or you'll starve in here."

"Grr... Fine! I'd rather starve then!"

"Go ahead then. When you decide to come to your senses and do as we ask, tell us."

"Why did you choose these two?" I inquired. The one was shaking, and the other one was clearly against any homosexual activity....

"A hunch," she replied.

And it was a Mado hunch alright.

After only a few hours (none of us were happy about wasting the hours, but...), the ghoul was already started to cave.

"H-Hey, uh... I know I said, like, I don't wanna f*ck, but... I guess it'd be easier?" he shrugged, "What do you think? I don't think they're watching anymore... probably got sick of waiting and left...."

"U-Uh, wh-wh-what?" the timid bluenette squeaked.

"I mean... you're... kinda... cute..." the redhead murmured. The bluenette seemed ready to faint.

Clearly, the redhead was just a ghoul in the closet....

"I mean... I've starved before, and it's not... fun. We'd be better off just, like... f*cking, you know...?"

"U-Um... umm..." the bluenette seemed ready to burst.

"So? What do you, like, say...?"

After a few seconds, the bluenette's head apparently popped, and he fell backwards.

"Whoa! Dude, you alright?!!" Kasai caught him. The bluenette was foaming at the mouth.

Okay, apparently this ghoul cannot handle even the topic of sex....

"Are you sure Yuki was a good choice...?" I asked Akira, "He's a squeamish ghoul who turned himself in after his brother was killed.... Both he and his brother were apparently raped by another ghoul, and Yuki just happened to be able to get out of there with his brother on his back...." (Investigators assume that Yuki was somehow able to kill the ghoul that had attacked them, but to this day, no investigator has ever seen his kagune....)

"Yes, I'm aware of his background, Amon. But my intuition is never wrong."

"..."

I don't know.... I don't think Yuki was the best choice....

"Just go ahead and suck him off," Koumori suddenly spoke to the ghoul, "It's better for him that he's unconscious, right? You don't need to wait for him to wake up so that he can feel it.... I don't think you're that sick to want him to feel it when he doesn't want it, right?"

Kasai stared. "Uh... yea... I guess you're right.... It's not like either of us have a choice, so... better he doesn't know, I guess...."

Koumori had a certain light in his eyes - pity? - as Kasai finally sucked Yuki off.

"... That ghoul... was raped...?" he turned to me.

"... Apparently..."

"..." He glared, "The b*st*rd who did that to him needs to die...."

"... Investigators assume Yuki already killed his attacker...."

"Good."

"..."

Koumori... responded strangely to that news....

Is it possible that...?

I wanted to ask, but I refrained from doing so.

He wouldn't want to talk about it. Just like I prefer not to talk about the Father...

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"-And so, we've found a substitute. Although vulgar..."

Marude raised an eyebrow at me and then shook his head. "Right... I guess you should contact Hiding Smile then, right? Since you found an option..."

"Hai!"

Finally... we can see if Hiding Smile really keeps up with his deal....

Heyyyyy a little background of an AU Yuki-chan and some implying of my baby Bat's background~ And alliteration~

Yuki as a pure ghoul is weird though.... And apparently he's strong in this.... Wtf? Is he like Hinami? So strong but so timid and subtle? I don't know. But since when did he have a brother? o-O

Alsoooo should I post my drawing on here or on WWCYV? I'll do both. Yea, I'll do both

BATTY, IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, BABY

Bat: Yay!

me: Actually, it's your sister's time to shine becausE SHE'S ADORABLE!!!

Bat: ... I'm cool with that

me: Yay~ (flutters away) I'll put the drawings on the next chapter~ (procrastinating) (too lazy to get the drawing out and get it set up on my phone)

See you next chapter, my peoplesssssssssssss