Dedicated to (drum roll please): chewybillabong and pandamanpow! The only reason I have posted this already is because of two of my friends on here, chewybillabong and pandamanpow! I asked them if they liked TG (and Hideneki), and both of them said yes, so here you go! I have a TG fanfic on here now! I'm sorry for those of you who hate suspense and me not updating regularily, but seriously ;-; I love this story!! XD That's my way of saying - I can't resist.

When I entered the prostitution place, Clear Dips, I went there for sexual release. Never in a million years did I guess.. what their other pass time was.

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The person in the sun mask gasped.

"What is it, Eyepatched Sun?"

The person in the sun mask turned to the leader, a.k.a. CDL. He looked back at the screen for a few seconds before turning back to his leader to speak.

"Eyepatch.. is now being called Centipede.. An SSS-rated ghoul.." he breathed.

{Oh no!! What are we gonna do?!! We'll have to change your name, Eyepatched Sun!! But to what..?!! THIS IS SUCH A PREDICAMENT!!! Hahaha.}

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"We were smart to put cameras in our office.." Amon commented once the video footage was paused.

The members of the CD were as followed:

-CDL, the Cum Dealer's Leader, a female, also called Binging Leader

-Flower, a male

-Blank, a male

-Rose, a female

-Gormet Sack, a male

-Tulip, a female

-Serpant Bat, a male

-Cross, a female

-Crystal, a female

-Eyepatched Sun, a male

These were the people the CCG were after. The CCG wasn't aware that they were human, but they had been gathering information illegally from the CCG for years.

What had been gathered about the CD from the CCG were as follows:

-Some were after specific ghouls. If they were after a ghoul, they had two words for a name. For example, Binging Leader was after the Binge Eater. Gormet Sack had a girlfriend that had been eaten by the Gormet. Etc.

-They stole information from the CCG but had their own way of gathering information. They knew more than the CCG somehow. Or so they claimed.

-None of them had ever shown their kagunes.

-They all had full masks. No one ever saw their faces. Some even had their hair covered, such as the Gormet Sack.

-They all had the same clothing: black leather with the letters CD imprinted on the back. The front had their names.

-The masks they wielded were certainly the source of their names. For example, Gormet Sack used a sack as a mask. Rose had a rose mask. The Eyepatched Sun had a sun mask. Etc.

-They only ever attacked the CCG at night.

Akira had suggested, after two attacks that left their office messy and unorganized, to have cameras set up.

That was proved to be a great idea, as the CDs had struck yet again.

"Here are the papers you requested, Seido-san," Hideyoshi Nagachika brightly handed the young investigator a stack of papers, earning a thank-you. Hide glanced at the screen. "The Cum Dealers, huh? Weird name. You got them on tape, Mado-san?"

"It is none of your concern, Nagachika," Akira cooly responded. Hide shrugged.

The CCG were foolish. But some of them were smart.

They were foolish, as they never asked Hide for any information. He had plenty. Akira was right though, in not trusting him. She had a great intuition, just like her father, Hide heard.

But so did Hide.

"Okay, Mado-san." Hide began walking away, but Akira stopped him.

"Hold on, Nagachika. Do you know anything about the CDs?"

"Well, they're a group of people who steal information from the CCG.. right?"

"Yes. What else do you know?"

Hide turned to Mado-san, "Do you suspect I know more than you, Mado-san?"

"That's what I want to find out," Akria's eyes furrowed.

Hide was smiling like always, "They're human.. right?"

"What?" Amon was taken aback.

Akira's glare sharpened, "Nagachika, are you a CD?"

"I listen to CDs."

"Don't avoid the question."

"Why do you think I'm a CD?" Hide smiled brightly.

Technically, 'I listen to CDs.' wasn't exactly avoiding. His question, however, was.

"The CD known as Eyepatched Sun shows a surprising relativeness to you, Nagachika."

"You do have a great intuition, Mado-san. Or perhaps you're just observant. I only have one goal though, Mado-san, so if you ask the right questions.." Hide clasped his hands behind his head.

"Are you the Eyepatched Sun or not, Nagachika?" Akira was finally sick of Hide avoiding the questions she was implying.

"Bingo. Would you like to know where their HQ is?"

"Why would you give yourself up like that?" Akira glared. Hide shrugged.

"Like I said, Mado-san, I only have one goal. I don't like lying, so if you ask me certain questions, I wouldn't mind betraying another way behind their backs."

"Have you betrayed us behind our backs?" Akira glared.

"Not with the CDs. They've never asked, after all, and I don't really get much from you guys anyway," Hide shrugged.

"Have you betrayed us in another way?" Akira's eyed furrowed even more.

"That depends what you consider betraying, I guess.."

"You understand that you're going to be arrested for what you've done."

"Now, you wouldn't do that, Mado-san," Hide smiled, "I'm pretty useful, you know. How are you going to know if I'm really telling the truth? How are you going to infiltrate the CDs? They're so much more reliable than you guys after all. They know a bunch more information than you. And they wouldn't give up that information to you willingly. Additionally, you haven't gotten all the information out of me."

"You're saying that if we arrest you, you're going to lie?"

Hide's smile widened, "Not neccessarily, Mado-san. But I wouldn't tell you a lot. Like I said, I've only got one goal in mind. And if I was locked up, I couldn't really do that, now could I?"

"What's your one goal, Nagachika?"

"Do you want the CCG version or the Hide version?" Hide cocked his head.

"Both."

"I can't tell you both, Mado-san. If it intervenes with my goal.. that's the only situation where I wouldn't tell what I know."

"... Which is more informative?"

"Hmmn.. I think you'd consider the CCG version.. more informative, Mado-san."

"Then the CCG version."

"I'm looking for the Eyepatch," Hide replied without missing a beat.

"Why?"

"Do you want the version that throws you off, Mado-san? Because that's the only version I'd give you."

"..."

"Smart choice, Mado-san," Hide smiled.

"Why do you call him Eyepatch?" Amon asked out of curiosity, "He's called Centipede now."

Hide frowned, "Because Eyepatch is what he made.. The Centipede is what was forced upon him.. Centipede is so inaccurate, you know? He's not that. That isn't him. Oh, and just a piece of advise, Amon-san, I don't think you should lock him up. Especially if you plan for him to starve. He's dangerous, but as long as he's stable, you should be fine."

"Nagachika, tell us what you know."

"Now, Mado-san, I can't do that. You have to figure out what I know before I can tell you. I'm not going to spill out everything because you want me to. That would be just plain foolish."

"Why do you know so much about the Eyepatch?"

"I'm interested in him. Always have been."

"So you researched?" Akira glared. She obviously didn't believe Hide.

"Yep."

"That can't be all, Nagachika."

"Mado-san, I already told you that some things, I just won't tell. But believe me when I say being interested in him is the main reason I know so much."

"How dangerous do you think him to be?"

"It depends. Is he sane, or has he lost control?"

"How much potential does he have to be dangerous?" Akira changed her question.

Hide's smile returned, "He's only going to get stronger, Mado-san. But currently, I'd say he's probably one of the strongest ghouls out there. Kind of hard to think of how he'd be if totally lost." Hide thought about it. "I think.. he's probably.. the third strongest ghoul out there. Of course, that's if he totally lost control. If he was in complete control.. right now.. he would be in like, the hundreds maybe?"

"Who is stronger than the Eyepatch?" Amon-san inquired.

"The two Owls would be stronger no matter what. The CCG's Reaper, Arima Kisshou? He might be stronger than Eyepatch, but I don't really know him all that well. If Eyepatch was in control though, even you'd be able to find a few situations where you could kill the Eyepatch. Even Seido-san could. Even I could. But.. he's not.. like he used to be. He doesn't think twice about killing now, so.. maybe that's a wrong prediction.. Maybe there's only one or two instances.. where anyone could really kill Eyepatch.. In fact.. maybe normal people of the street.. couldn't kill him so easily now.."

"Have you been watching Eyepatch's growth?" Akira inquired. Hide pondered whether to tell her or not, and after a few seconds, he grinned.

"Yep!"

"Do you know any other ghouls than the Eyepatch?"

"Yes."

"I mean know them on an intense level."

"I know more than you, on some ghouls," Hide nodded. "But you might also know more than me on those same ghouls. It depends what you're asking."

"How would that work? When would you know more than us, and when would we know more than you?"

"If you're asking about their ghoul selves.. you might know more than me. But if you're asking about their human lives.. I would certainly know more than you."

"Their human disguises.."

"Yes. Of course, when it comes to the Eyepatch.. I guess I know more than you guys on even some of the ghoul things. Oh, and, by the way, Eyepatch doesn't have a human disguise."

How you take that is up to you, Hide continued in his mind.

Technically, Eyepatch didn't have a human life anymore. He'd thrown that away.

Yet his human self.. wasn't a disguise.

So either way, they'd be correct. Yet they'd be wrong.

Unless they figured out that it was both.

"Is that so? ... What ghouls would you know more about than us?"

"Mado, Mado, Mado," Hide sighed, shaking his head, "I said you have to know what I know of before you can ask me, didn't I?"

"..." Mado thought for a few seconds before the Rabbit came to mind. She glared, "Do you.. know the Rabbit?" Hide stared for a few seconds before replying.

"Yes."

"... What is her human identity?"

"Like I said, Mado-san-" Hide started, but Akira interrupted him, shaking her head.

"Never mind. I don't like these games," she glared. She walked back to her desk, starting on her work. Hide stared for a few seconds before resuming his own work, but Amon stood before him.

"Nagachika, why.. do you know more than us on some levels?" he continued Akira's questioning.

"I'm bored with answering specific questions. Guess."

"... The CDs?"

"One source."

"... So research. ... What else?" Hide didn't respond, so Amon shook his head, changing his question, "Alright, the Rabbit is a girl, right?"

"Yes."

"Is she also the Fueguchi?"

"No."

"... Is she related to the Fueguchi somehow?" Hide stared for a few seconds before finding the words.

"You could say she is. But you could say she isn't."

"... Do you know anything about Aogiri?"

"Yes. I follow Eyepatch, after all."

"... Do you know the names of anyone in Aogiri? Not their codenames."

".." Hide thought for a few seconds, "Yes."

"Besides the Centipede?" Hide nodded. "Alright.. Is the Black Rabbit related to the Rabbit in any way?"

"Bingo."

"How?" Amon asked, but he caught himself, "I mean.. are they related by blood?"

"Yes."

"... Is the Rabbit in Aogiri?" Amon questioned, confused a little.

"No."

"... Do you know weaknesses of any ghouls?"

"Yes."

"Besides the Centipede?"

"Yes."

"... Do you know why the Centipede's hair changed color? And why he's different now?"

"Yes and yes."

"..." Amon wanted to ask 'why', but he wouldn't get an answer from that. "Do you know the Black Rabbit's identity? And you know the Rabbit's, correct?"

"Yes and yes."

"Does the Rabbit have a human facade?"

"Yes."

"Does the Black Rabbit have a human facade?"

"Not that I'm aware of. But he might."

"Do you know where the Aogiri meet or anything?"

"... They tend to change their HQs.." Hide cocked his head a little, "So yes and no. I don't think I know all of them.."

"Do you know the Black Rabbit and the Rabit's kagune?"

"Yes, they have the same, only the Rabbit has half and a little." Amon nodded.

"Do you know the Centipede's kagune?"

"Yes." Hide smiled as if remembering a memory. He quickly got serious again though, "But it is changing, as he is a kakuja." Amon nodded.

"So you will tell us information that we already know, correct?"

Hide nodded, "No harm in repeating what you already know."

"... Do you- er, never mind, that's a stupid question.." Hide chuckled a little. "The CDs, will you tell us information we don't guess?"

"... If you ask specific questions, yes. As long as it doesn't interfere with my goal."

"... Are you affiliated with ghouls?"

"Yes."

"And you said the CDs are human, correct?"

"Yep."

"Where is their HQ?" Hide grinned at the question but quickly asked a question himself before he told the answer.

"Are you going to lock them up? You know, you could use them to your advantage. They have good ways - good connections - of getting information. They know way more than you. If you lock them up.. you'll get their late information, but they won't be able to update their info."

"... Very well. Tell us where their HQ is, and we will not arrest them."

"... Good choice. They're way more helpful than you, so if you arrest them, I wouldn't be able to tell you where they meet up. It's a place called 'Clear Dips'. Prostitution place. Everyone that works there is a CD. Cum Dealer, Clear Dip, whatever you prefer to call them." Amon scrunched his face in disgust.

"We should've known.."

Hide laughed, "Yeah, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? Cum Dealer=prostitution. Clear Dip=CD=Cum Dealer. The information strings together."

"Then, will you be our informant in the CDs?" Amon asked. Hide grinned brightly.

"If you ask, I'll tell. Just be specific."

"What way do the CDs get their information?" Amon inquired.

"Many. Robbing the CCG is just one way, and it's pretty bland. In fact, I think we just rob you guys to know where the CCG's at and to just have fun. Robbing's exciting, after all. Another way is that we act like ghouls. It's a little dangerous, since smart and intense-smelling ghouls will know we're human, but as long as we wear ghoul-smelling clothes and ghoul-smelling masks, we'll normally be fine."

"Are there more ways?"

"Yes, but acting like a ghoul is a biggy."

"... Can I enter in the CDs?"

"You could pass as one," Hide nodded, "You could be like, the Rabbit hater or the Eyepatch hater. But you'd have to be a prostitute." Amon cringed. "It's not all bad though. There are some hot guys that come in. {So, what, Hide, you think Amon's homosexual like you? I'm not so sure.. Actually, he's more of a.. non-love-looker.. if that makes any sense. And no, people, I am not going to use asexual. Amon has a penis and can have sex to reproduce, therefore, he is not asexual. The person who first used that for a person who is not looking for love - and everyone that uses that term like that - I'm sorry, but they are stupid. No offense, but seriously. Asexual means you clone yourself to reproduce. It does not mean you do not want to have sex/love.} And.. there are some ghouls that tend to come in, too."

"... I see.." Amon took a deep breath through his nose. "If it's for justice.. I can lower myself to that level.. Nagachika, please come with me to speak to the higher ups."

"Sure," he nodded.

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Eventually - although Amon and Hide had a bit of a hard time convincing them - the higher ups decided that it was best if Hide was not arrested, and that Amon would also become an undercover CCG agent as a CD.

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