Chibi A/N: Ooooooo~! That title sounds like good times!

Fem A/N: Of course it does you meme Goblin...

Chibi A/N: I AM A FUCKING COSMIC MEME GOD!!! I clowned on so many Deities to get this title!

A/N: Uh-huh. Not much of an accomplishment compared to what "The Empty One" and my sister did.

Chibi A/N: Hey! Don't compare me to those guys! That's very unfair!

Fem A/N: I'm sorry who's "The Empty One" and when did we get a sister? Who is she?

A/N: I'm not gonna answer your first question. The second one, however...

Chibi A/N: She's the queen of the Abyss which is a realm that makes Cosmic Beings feel like specs of dust, a Bitch that summons her hounds to maul a poor fucker to death on a Good day, And one of the Many lovers of "The Empty One". One of the first in fact.

Fem A/N: And she's our sister?

A/N: Look, don't worry about it. Let's just start this story. It's "Overall Story" shit.

Fem A/N: *Sigh* Ok. Fine. Let's start the chapter already.

You and Bowsette were at the edge of your sets as you both were close to defeating a boss called Morpho Knight. When you heard Bowsette mention that Butterflies are something to be wary of in this franchise, you were skeptical at first. Now you're wondering if every Butterfly is ready to whip out a sword and throw it down at a moment's notice.

Bowsette: Oh Crab Biscuits!

She said while the screen went all wonky as the Morpho Knight's health was low! It made it difficult to dodge some attacks. Attacks that Bowsette got hit by, however, you on the other hand had Plenty of experience with a certain fight in a Cup Based Game's DLC and quickly started to use your Duel Hammers to lay down some Pain.

Y/N: Come on... Come on...

As you quietly muttered this to yourself you landed the final blow and you two watched the Final-Final Boss start to Explode. You and Bowsette celebrate a little as that boss was the Final Hurdle of the game!

Bowsette: Yeah! Finally, beat this Boss! I've bearly had time to actually one hundred percent complete it before. Normally I'm having a chat with Princess Peach about the Weather and some Kingdom stuff. I don't tend to bring up Games with her though she can be a bit... Competitive.

Oh, now there's something interesting. You've been wondering what type of person Princess Peach was. She sounded like she had a bit of a mean Streak, but that begs the question. What even is Peach? Is she a weird fantasy creature or something?

Y/N: Sounds like she has some... Anger issues. What else can you tell me about her?

You asked with a hint of interest... No not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter! You were interested in how she runs her Kindom compared to Bowsette. If she's as aggressive as she says then that Kingdom must be Hell to live in. But Bowsette's answer was pretty surprising.

Bowsette: Well she runs her kingdom just fine. She has it easier than me seeing as her Subjects view her as a Princess that couldn't hurt a fly... Which isn't true if she had the chance to throw down she'd gladly take it as a chance to work out some aggression. She sometimes hosts strange games. Like Soccer, Tennis, Golf, she even had some sort of Party game. However, the Party game always ended with someone fuming with rage. Normally I'm the one as the Antagonizing Force, I basically took coins and sometimes Stars. That normally enrages someone, Namely Maria. Peach though, she's pretty ruthless as she'd target people just outta spite. One time she'd kept giving Maria cursed dice blocks just because Maria won a Mini Game. I don't know if most Human women are like that, but she was Vengeful.

Well now that you know she's a Human and a bit of a Bitch... Good to know, You'll avoid pissing her off in the future.

Y/N: Yeah... She sounds... Lovely. If she's that bad, why do you kidnap her?

That was a good question. So far Peach to you is pretty much just a Psychopath wearing a pretty face to her subjects. Thankfully Bowsette cleared a few things up.

Bowsette: Well she's not That bad... Ok, she might be a Tad bit unhinged at times. But normally she's a fairly nice person to talk to. Heck besides you she's the only one I showed my preferred form to. Plus Kidnapping at this point at least is really just inviting her over to those Tea Party I mentioned before. She has her own issues over at her kingdom too, one of them is that her Subjects constantly ask for her advice when they run into a problem they can't fix. The only one who doesn't request help to screw a door back onto its Hinges is Toadsworth. He often helps people in Peaches stead when she's tapped out and he's an Old man. Guy should be relaxing and living out the rest of his life in peace, instead, he Literally built someone a new House in a day after someone burnt their old house down during a rather Hot and Humid Summer. Honestly, she wished more Toads were like Toadsworth, that way she wouldn't have to worry if someone got hurt or worse. At least my people can fix a problem themselves if needed, but the Toads need to step up. Otherwise, their Queen might snap one day and I don't know about you, but I really don't want to be around when that happens.

Well maybe someone to talk to who isn't going ask for their Help around every corner would help out too. But at least she's not a psychopath.

Y/N: Wow. That sounds like a lot to handle between just the two of them. Is there really anyone else not able to do what they do?

You asked somewhat shocked. I mean who wouldn't? Seems taxing just managing all of that with help from one person. Sadly Bowsette didn't have a promising answer.

Bowsette: Unfortunately, yeah. So far no other toads, besides a few, have shown interest in solving problems themselves. Normally they just ask Peach for help. So in a sense, I guess Kidnapping her is more or less a reprieve from her day-to-day life.

She stated as she felt a little guilty about NOT kidnapping her today, maybe she should just pick her up so she could meet you. But a part of her really doesn't feel like doing that... And she doesn't know why. I mean the Reader and the Author knows why, but let's not give it away just yet. Gal needs to figure stuff out on her own... Well maybe not on her own if you aren't like every dense anime protagonist. Which thankfully you aren't as you knew she wasn't playing well during that boss fight because she was glancing at your abs a few times, kinda hard to miss when you're in a relaxed lean and she was in a full-on gamer lean if you know what I mean.

Y/N: Well maybe we can visit her tomorrow. But for now, let's play something else.

You said as you got up and started looking through her library of games, which is pretty vast as you could even see Breath of the Wild in her collection. She probably got it without thinking and just hasn't gotten the time to play it. But something caught your eye, A Legend of Zelda game you had never seen before. Like ever, it's called The Trinity's Rebirth. Now you were curious. Did they release a new game? But before you could even think about slotting this bad boy in to find out, Bowsette had another idea after she finally stopped staring at your ass for a couple of seconds.

Bowsette: H-how about we watch a few movies instead? I actually have a few series in mind!

You chuckled to yourself as the thought of her suggesting the Titanic crossed your mind. It's either that or some cheesy romantic movie... God, you hope it isn't the Twilight Saga. That shit is just GOD awful.

Y/N: Oh yeah? What'd you have in mind?

You ask as you put back the strange game and keep that in the back of your mind. I mean it didn't look or sound like a bootleg creepy pasta game. It Actually looked pretty legit to you. But before you could pounder if you somehow missed a title in the Zelda franchise, Bowsette caught you off guard with her suggestion.

Bowsette: We'll start off with a few classics, like Ghost in the Shell and its unofficial squeal Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. Then we'll move on to My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away. After that we wrap that up with Vampire Hunter D and its semi-squeal Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.

Um ok, didn't know she had some good tastes. Seriously watch any of these and have you'll have a good time. Before you ask, yes I have seen them, especially Ghost in the Shell and it's an unofficial squeal. Those are ART, now where was I? Oh right, you were surprised that she lined up a damn impressive lineup of movies.

Y/N: O-oh. Well, where do you keep the movies? All I see are games.

That statement made Bowsette giggle a little as she used a nearby remote to swap over to some streaming platform. From the looks of it, it was Amazon Prime. Probably came with the Flat screen TV honestly.

Bowsette: A lot of stuff is digital nowadays, what rock have you been living under?

She teased as you rolled your eyes a bit. While you did know this, you kinda like to collect the Hard Copies of movies and shows. Like having a bit of Physical History. But the digital age has more or less thrown the days of CDs and Tapes out the window like a dickish landlord. Well CD's threw Tapes out first, but you catch my drift... I hope. Regardless a smile crossed your face.

Y/N: You know people like to Collect things right? Like a Dragon with a massive pile of Gold, or you with Physical copies of games. I mean you have a seriously large collection.

You sat down next to her as she shifted through the selection of movies she had. Bowsette giggled as her Thing to collect isn't hard copies of games. She had those so don't clog up the Switch.

Bowsette: If you think my game collection is large, wait until you see how many plushies I have.

She said while knowing she literally has a Vault with a MOUNTAIN of Plushies. She might have a problem, but she can quit any time... Probably.

Y/N: I'll hold you to that, now should I pop some popcorn and get us a few drinks or...?

After you as this Bowsette scoots a little closer to you as she starts the first movie in the line-up. She was dangerously close as she we in Snuggling range! Oh my~.

Bowsette: Na, I'm good. For now anyway~.

O-oh, guess she stopped being so stubble. This was proven as she scoots a little closer to the point where you'd have to either wrap your arm around the Couch... Or her. Given the fact you didn't mind this, you wrapped your arm around her shoulder making her blush a bit, but also making her smile a little and lean into you as you two watched the opening to Ghost in the Shell.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: So you made Bowsette into Anime?

A/N: Well it was either that or Romantic Movies. I chose Anime cuz I wanted to express some of my favorite Gems. What? You thought there was some deeper meaning to it?

Chibi A/N: Well, no but-...

Fem A/N: Alright you two, save some of this for the end. We have a story to tell.

Chibi A/N: Ugh! Fine! Back to the story...

In another one of Bowsette's keeps, Maria made the door Suddenly Explode off its hinges as a normal Goomba stood there shocked at what just happened. Maria then entered the room with a look that would strike fear to the Darkest Evil in all the lands... Until Luigia entered the room and dusted herself off with that explosion.

Luigia: You know, Maria. If you put HALF of this much effort into your exercise routine, You'd be as Slim as a supermodel.

Maria gave her a glare that told her she wasn't in the mood right now as the Goomba slowly walked toward the two.

Goomba: I'mma Gonna-!

Before he could finish Maria aimed a Fireball right at the Goomba's face. Normally goons of this nature would be crapping their pants in terror, but Goomba's? Na, he had a look of un-surprise that years of consistent head stomps, fireballs, and getting smashed by Koopa shells gets you.

Goomba: Eh, Fair enough. But just so you know, Bowsette isn't here. She's in another castle.

Maria's eye twitched a little as she heard that phrase uttered from way too many toads in her lifetime... That and she was currently burning with the fury of a thousand suns.

Maria: *Picks up the Gooma* Then tell me where she is, or I'm gonna find your Family and make you watch as I burn them alive before making Fettuccine out of their corpses.

The Goomba glanced at Luigia then back to Maria, then back to Luigia. Luigia faced palmed as Maria was most certainly bad at this info-gathering thing. Not the intimidation thing, she has that down pat. The Goomba was shaken in his boots from that threat. No, what she's not good at is identifying people who Actually know where Bowsette is. Besides she thinks this could be handled diplomatically rather than through violence.

Luigia: Maria, please put the poor guy down. He doesn't know which castle Bowsette's in.

Maria stared at the poor little Goomba thinking about just burning him with her Fire Flower power up to let off some steam. But she relents as she dropped him and the Goomba scampered off.

Goomba: I-I gotta get outta Here!

*Zooooom!*

Wow, Maria had never seen a Goomba run that fast before. Luigia looked around for any clue as to where you could be, maybe being a moral compass to Maria would help make sure she doesn't actually hunt down someone's family out of impulse. It's bad enough that she can't hardly control herself when it comes to Sweets and Sugar. While there wasn't anything in the Throne room, which Every single one of these Keeps had for some reason, Luigia did find a back room and saw what looked like a messenger room with... A Goomba with Wings?

Para-Goomba: Uh... Hi?

His voice was of absolute confusion as A, he was on his lunch break, and B had Zero idea why a green Plumber girl entered the room. He doesn't know if his wife is fixing to kill him when he gets back home or if he's gonna get stomped on. Either way, he just wants to eat his sandwich and have his coffee in peace.

Luigia: Excuse me, do you have any idea where Bowsette might be? We're looking for a friend and he might be with her.

Oh well shit, the Goomba looked surprised. Normally he'd get stomped on twice before being warped away. I mean he's also been set on fire and hit with a shell the size of his entire body, but it mostly comes down to getting stomped on... And not in a good way unlike his yearly birthday Kadodle his wife gives him.

Para-Goomba: Uh... Not really. People don't normally look for her. Tends to be bad for your health, unless you're Maria of course. Of course, your best bet to find her is through Kamica, she's the one who generally knows things and manages Lady Bowsette's operation. Last I hear Kamica was heading towards the Spooky Woods to meet with the Local Boos.

After he said that the Para-Goomba pulled out a map... Somehow without arms and gave it to Luigia. Unprompted by the way but then again he probably saw that question coming from a mile away, so he might as well give her the map now so he can get back to his lunch.

Para-Goomba: Just follow this map when you exit the Keep. It should lead you right to the Boo's Manor.

Luigia looked at the map to see it was Literally a step-by-step guide on how to get there. It had landmarks and everything. However it does get a little strange when the Spooky Forest gets involved. Rather than a dotted path, a series of Arrows are shown before the dotted path continues.

Luigia: Uh... Thanks. I hope you enjoy your sandwich!

She said with a tone of graduate making the Para-Goomba nod while eating his sandwich. Soon she left and Maria had the look of someone who wanted to say-.

Maria: Why did that work? I mean Really, they normally go after me without hesitation.

Well, that was close enough. Luigia chuckled a little as she just did what you would do, Simply Talk to people rather than beat the snot out of them.

Luigia: Maybe that has to do with your reputation for your Problem Solving Method.

She said with faint memories of Maria trying to close a burst pipe by hitting it and then going What? It worked in TF2! After it doesn't work. Needless to say, Maria tends to let the weird thoughts in her head take the wheel most of the time. Which is further proven by this statement.

Maria: Hey, every problem looks like a nail to me ok. At least in this world.

Yeah, there is a lot to unpack there. Just because it's another world doesn't mean that's an excuse to get violent or Let off Steam. But for now, that's a Tomorrow problem as Luigia highly doubts she's gonna listen right now.

Luigia: You have issues, Maria.

She bluntly stated as Maria just kinda shrugged as they left the keep. Once outside Luigia noted this might take a hot minute to travel to seeing as the Spooky forest isn't exactly a Hop and Skip away. I mean they can reach it within two hours tops, but the Green Plumber Gal doesn't want to give her sister any more time to terrorize another poor soul.

Luigia: Maria, do you know any shortcuts or a way to get there faster?

Maria thinks about it as she knows she hasn't unlocked any secret paths recently. They tend to be locked up again after a week so shortcuts are unavailable, unfortunately. But she does know a certain green dinosaur that could help.

Maria: Yeah, just give me a minute to ring a friend up. *Turned around and Pulled out a Phone that looked like a Mushroom*

Luigia was wondering what whacky friend was gonna help them this time. Also, where was she keeping that Phone all this time? Her pockets look too small to house it. Maria stepped out of earshot as she began talking about a... Piggy Back Ride? That sounded a little weird, how does riding on someone's back get them anywhere faster? A few more moments passed of Maria explaining the situation and soon Maria nodded before walking back... To which Luigia got the answer of where Maria keeps her phone.

Maria: Ok! Thanks a bunch! *Hangs up and stuffed the Mushroom phone in between her tits* Alright, a Gal Pal of mine should be arriving here in about five minutes to give us a ride to the Spooky forest's entrance. From there we'll have to hoof it on foot.

Luigia crossed her arms and raised a brow as she just stared at Maria for a solid moment. To which Maria looked confused as to why her sister was looking at her like that.

Maria: What? Why are you looking at me like that?

She asked causing Luigia to roll her eyes as she made a mental note to not ask Maria to use her phone... Ever.

Luigia: *Sigh* Nothing.

Maria just shrugged, not knowing what made her sister look at her like that. Not that would have cared if she did know what made Luigia look at her like she just committed a sin anyway. After a couple more moments of awkward silence between the two sisters, Luigia noticed what looked like a lot of dirt being kicked up in the distance ahead of them. She wondered if this Friend of Maria had a car or something. I mean the roads around here are basically large dirt paths so it's not exactly a crazy idea. What she didn't expect was a freaking dinosaur woman to come to a dead stop right in front of them like some sort of Road Runner skit.

Art by RockPup241/Bun Supremacy

This is one of Artist OCs, Madeline. I think it's the artist's OC anyways. Either way, I don't own the character. I'm just going to use her appearance for Yoshi. Yes, it's a gender-neutral name... Trust me I checked. Back to the story!

Yoshi: Hello, Maria!

Her voice sounded kind and smooth while she greeted her friend. She and Maria go way back when the Princess was first kidnapped by Bowsette. Not to mention her grandmother actually saved her and her sister when they were infants from the jungle, God rest her Shell... But before her death due to old age, she did tell her mother the two would one day come back to this world, and it is their duty to aid them in any way they can. Fast Forward to today and it seems to have come true! Though why remains a mystery to Yoshi as her Grandma passed on before her mother could ask. Supposedly these two are called Star Children and they're destined to do... Something. From what her mother could gather, they somehow connected to the Star Warrior but that's all she got so far. Aside from that, it's a complete mystery why she needed to help them. But that doesn't stop her from doing so!

Maria: Hey, Yoshi! Do you think you can carry both of us to the Spooky forest?

The Red Plumber gal asked while Luigia wondered how on earth she was gonna do that. She's only a few centimeters taller than them and she highly doubts she could carry two people at once. One maybe, but two seems a little too much for a piggyback ride at Mach 5. For clarity's sake that last bit was a joke.

Yoshi: About that... I can only carry One person on my back at a time. So I brought along some help. *Nervous Chuckle*

Maria was slightly surprised to hear there was another Yoshi who was willing to help out. Normally it's just her Green Gal Pal helping her out, but while Maria didn't pick up on it Luigia sure did. Yoshi seemed a little nervous about introducing her friend to Maria. Soon they would see why as a Blue Dino Lady arrived... Wearing some Wack ass shoes too.

Art by HerrOverdober

I think this is just supposed to be a Fem Boshi. Their original appearance was in Super Mario RPG, but I'll be on the safe side just in case it's an OC variant of Boshi. I do not own her. Just using her appearance for... Well Boshi.

Boshi: These the Losers we're supposed to- *Notices Maria* Oh god... Not this Bimbo again...

At first, Luigia was worried that Maria was about to blow a gasket, but she realized quickly that Maria was gonna do something a Lot worse than just get Very Angry. She was gonna start Shit Talking.

Maria: Oh it's you... I see that you haven't grown past that whacky-ass-looking Witch Fit you got on. But I guess you have to compensate for something with that Bald ass head of yours. Pair that with a goofy-looking face and you're definitely pulling off the Court Jester look, 'cause you look like a Fool, straight up.

Now Boshi was the one that looked like they were about to blow a gasket as her eye twitched a bit. All the while Luigia held back the urge of dying to cringe at her sister's attempt at a Street Hood accent, which was just God awful if you couldn't tell. Their Italian Accents were somewhat better. Not by much though.

Boshi: Excuse me, you Plumber Bitch!? You wouldn't know style if it was shoved right up your ass! *Cracks Knuckles* Maybe I should teach you the hard way anyway!

Oh yeah, she was pissed. You might ask, why do they hate each other? Well simple fact is all the way back during the start of Maria's career the Heroin had a tendency to smack talk people she's in a competition with... And if you played Super Mario RPG you'd quickly figure out that Maria(or Mario) pretty much beat Boshi every time they raced(Along with a few other racing Yoshi's, but they're not important). Pair that up with a Maria that taunted the ever-living hell out of her opponent, you get a Beef/Rivalry that burns with the Fury of a Thousand Suns. Plus it's really easy to get under Boshi's skin as Yoshi found out after accidentally getting on her nerves when telling Boshi her shoes would look great with a Wizard of Ooze costume. Yeah, it was a fairly one-sided rivalry, but now that I've told you why... Let's get back to the plot where Yoshi and Luigia had to de-escalate the situation as the two looked ready to rip each other's throats out. Luigia held back Maria while Yoshi held back Boshi.

Maria: Oh yeah!? Come at me Bitch! I'm right fuckin' here!

She threatened as Luigia struggled to hold her sister back. Luigia tried to calm her sister down.

Luigia: Maria! Listen! We have to find Y/N! So can you PLEASE put your personal Grudges aside for now!?

After she said that Maria let out an annoyed growl as she relented. To Maria right now, every second you are with Bowsette is a second too long. Boshi seemed to calm down as well, Apperently Yoshi gave her some cookies to calm her down.

Luigia: *Sigh* Mama-Mia...

Yoshi then approached Luigia as she had a bit of a plan to mitigate any more feuding between Maria and Boshi.

Yoshi: Hey, I'll take Maria towards the Spooky Forest. You wait here with Boshi for a couple of minutes before following us.

Luigia nodded as Maria hopped onto Yoshi's back piggy-back style. Soon after they both took off as Luigia was left alone with Boshi. Speaking of which, Luigia was wondering why they called it the Spooky Forest... I-It's not haunted, is it?

Luigia: U-um... D-do you know anything about the Spooky Forest? M-my Sister was a little light on the details.

She asked hoping that her fears weren't founded and that the Spooky Forest was named simply for the fact it looked Spooky. That was immediately dashed.

Boshi: That's where some Boo's live. Their Ghost people that frighten others for fun. What? Are you scared of ghosts or something? Probably as gutless as a-.

She stopped just before she was about to insult Luigia as it seems mentioning Ghost People made the poor Green Plumber Gal suddenly freeze in terror. Like seriously she was stiff as a statue.

Boshi: Oh my stars, you are afraid of ghosts...

The Blue Dino said in total surprise as she poked her which caused her to start trembling in fear.

Luigia: C-c-can you t-t-take me back h-h-home?

Dear god, what happened to cause her to react like this? Did she have a traumatic experience or does she just have an irrational fear of ghosts? One thing is clear, Luigia isn't gonna like Boshi's answer. Even if it was given to her Politely.

Boshi: It sounds like you're on an important quest to save someone so... No. *Sigh* Just... Try to face for fears for whoever this Y/N person is. Because it sounds like they need you and... *Groans* Maria too. So hop on my back and get through it as fast as you can, alright?

Luigia nodded as her trembling died down a bit. The thought of trying to get to you while keeping Maria on a short leash managed to put some courage back into the poor girl at least. So hopped on and clung on for dear life, still shaking just not as violently. Boshi wondered what made Ghost so scary to Luigia that she shivered in terror at the mere mentioning of there name. That's probably a tale for another time, right now they're off to the Spooky Woods.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: So... Luigia seems to be normal. But Maria is dipping a bit into the Wario camp right now... What's up with that?

A/N: Oh Simple. Mario's character is generally a blank slate as is so I figured mixing a few elements from another character(And vice versa by the way) would add more depth.

Fem A/N: Guys. Focus. We're about to get into "That" part.

A/N: Oh yeah... Hey, can you go check on the Editor? You know to make sure he hasn't tampered with anything?

Fem A/N: *Sigh* Sure... Just don't get distracted again. *Leaves to check up on the editor*

Chibi A/N: *Smug Sponge Bob face* You're getting her out of our hair, aren't you?

A/N: *Grinch Grin* Indeed. Now back to the story!

Within the Forest of Illusion Princess Peach and Toadsworth travel toward the Wizard's Castle. The Old Toad was questioning her ruler's intentions to meet the Mage himself.

Toadsworth: Y-your Highness, may I ask why we're trying to get an audience with the Wizard?

The Mustachioed Toad asked with a hint of weariness as they were completely alone within this neck of the woods. Peach giggled as she was just wondering if Jokotsu had anything to do with You appearing within their world.

Peach: I'm simply wondering who this Y/N is and if Jokotsu had anything to do with it. I know he's been looking for the Star Warrior so I'm curious if he has anything to do with Y/N's arrival within our Lands.

She answered with a sweet voice as she followed the path she took as a Child to get to his castle. Jokotsu's Castle was always so much fun to explore and play in when she was just eight. It was such a nice change of scenery from the boring Castle she grew up in and the Mage himself always taught her some helpful Magic to aid those in need. Of course, she also learned how to punt a Soccer ball so hard it could decapitate someone if she wasn't careful, but Jokotsu did not teach her that. She found that out on her own thanks to a training dummy. But back to the present, Peach and Toadsworth arrive at the Castle Gates.

Toadsworth: How do we get in?

The Elderly Toad asked as Peace then pushed a nearby stone brick within the wall. Suddenly a Secret entrance opened up surprising Toadsworth! He wondered where she kept running off to when they visited these woods. Now he's getting an idea as to where she went all those years ago.

Peach: Come along Toadsworth and stick close. You don't want to get lost here.

She said with a cheerful confidence as she entered into the secret path. Toadsworth followed her and obviously followed her commands. He could tell she knew this place like the back of her hand as she easily navigated through the tunnel which seemed ever-shifting and maze-like. It was a little terrifying to Toadsworth as he had seen halls shifting before, but never this smoothly. It was like moving through a beast's body as Halls Closed and shifted seamlessly. Scratch a Little this place is more freaky than Queen Boo's Castle! But before Toadsworth could fully panic they entered a seemingly Normal room much to Toadsworth relief. Peach didn't seem to be phased by what she saw, it seemed she had grown used to it.

Peach: Hmmm... It doesn't seem Jokotsu is here. Maybe he's in his Laboratory.

Oh no! Toadsworth looked slightly worried they were gonna have to go through twisting and winding halls again. Luckily Peach turned to Toadsworth and relieved his fears with what she said next.

Peach: It should be safer to travel alone here, We're in his inner Sanctum so nothing should shift around unless he wants it to. We'll split up, I'll go see if he's in his Laboratory while you find one of his Teddy Helpers. Just ask them if you can see Jokotsu and they'll guide you right to him!

She then started to leave towards a Door on the other side of the room after she said that. But before she left she turned to Toadsworth with some reassuring words.

Peach: Oh and don't worry Toadsworth! Nothing will harm you in this Castle. Jokotsu made sure to Foolproof everything in this Castle. So you don't have to worry about falling off anything! *Opens the door* I'll see you soon Toadsworth!

Shortly after she entered the door and closed it behind her leaving Toadsworth alone. He chuckled a little as Peach always seemed to be running off somewhere all the time.

Toadsworth: *Chuckle* She can never stay in one place. Always free as a bird that one! Hmm, now then what does she mean by Teddy Helper?

He asked no one in particular as he then felt something soft and fluffy tap his shoulder. He turned around to see an Adorable Fuzzy Teddy Bear waving at him as of greeting him. Toadsworth was lightly surprised that a man of the Wizard's stature would use so small things and cute things as his Helpers. But who is he to complain? It beats being loomed over by a Giant Suit of Armor with a weapon that's for sure.

Toadsworth: O-oh! Hello there! U-um can you show me where Jokotsu is? Peach wants to meet the Old Chap to ask him what type of Cake Y/N likes.

The Teddy Helpet nodded as he beckoned him to follow, which he of course did. All the Teddy Helper guided him throughout the halls of Jokotsu's inner Sanctum he noticed the strange knickknacks he decorated his house with. First of all, everything was very Blue, the Rugs, Curtains, and even the Lit Torches were Blue. Then there were the Bones of seemingly Mystical Creatures. A Giant Snake hanging from the ceiling, a strange and menacing Elf creature that stood right up, and there was even an odd bird-like creature with a Massive Egg! That one definitely struck him as weird as it had no wings. What type of Bird has no Wings and lays an Egg about one-third the size of its body? He might have a chance to ask since the Teddy Helper led him to a strange room with a Circle on the ground with strange markings. As well as the man himself, Jokotsu reading a Book and performing some magic.

Jokotsu: Yes, who is it?

He asked focused on his task as he Read the Book he was currently holding. Toadsworth cautiously approached him as he didn't want to get caught up in what he was doing.

Toadsworth: Sorry to um... Intrude, but Peach is arrived at your castle with a few questions.

Jokotsu took a deep breath and sighed... He should have seen this coming. After all Peach hasn't been around another Human besides Himself and Maria in a long time. Of course, she'd be interested in you, you are the most exciting thing she heard about since she was twelve. That's when He taught her some magic to help her out in the future... That and to hone her skills so she doesn't accidentally turn people into bricks like that one time during her first kidnapping. He probably shouldn't have lent that Transfiguration book out to the Wizard Koopa at that time...

Jokotsu: Those questions would be?

Toadsworth watched as the Circle got brighter as it lit up like a shooting star in the sky. While it was a marvelous sight to behold to the Elderly Toad, he wished not to waste his time while doing something important.

Toadsworth: Uh... Well, she wants to know what type of Cake Y/N likes. She heard about his arrival from Maria and her Sister. I don't know why, but she seems to think you had some idea of the lad's preference.

The Fabulous Mustached Toad said while the Circle started to rumble a bit as a Light suddenly enveloped the room nearly Blinding the poor man as he covered his eyes. When it died down... Someone other than Jokotsu answered.

???: Dude likes a bunch of different cakes, but you can't go wrong with a Chocolate cake with Chocolate shavings and crushed cherries mixed into the batter itself.

Toadsworth uncovered his eyes to see... A... Bunny Girl? Not a Playboy Bunny! I will get a Hose!

Art by TakimiNada

You guys have no idea how close I was to making it PB from TheyCallHimCake... Just to fuck with you guys. If you don't know what I mean, Look it up on E621 and scroll down to Lore and you'll get what I'm Talking About >:3, anyway... This character is Shambles. She is owned by ShambleTime. I do not own her, I'm just using her appearance for...

Jokotsu: Welcome, Your name is Eden right?

The Rabbit Gal pondered about that name. Guess her Boss and the Tiny Gremlin decided to dump her here. That and make her a bunny girl, I mean she was a being without shape, form, gender, or even a Name before so she guessed this was an upgrade. Guess she can't be called Editor if she's an active part of the story so fuck it. Why not?

Eden: Eh sure. Guess that'll do. Now where is the Chick that was with me? Gal got pulled in along with me so I expected she'd be summoned here too.

Her tone was very chill and freegoing for a girl. At Least to Toadsworth, she honestly reminded him of the Youths of Today... Well, the Sane one at least. There are some while people trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't do like they know how the world works. Everyone who says otherwise is treated like a threat to them, Now Toadsworth might be Old and remembers a time when people were ridiculed for not Acting right. But to him, if a Person wants to Put on Makeup or do something they want to do and it doesn't hurt anybody, they shouldn't have to be told that they're wrong for doing it. It doesn't matter what Gender or Sexual orientation they are, People are People and they're gonna do what they want, when they want. Ain't nobody gonna tell anybody what to do or force them to do anything. To do so is cruel and to hate someone for living their life how they want to live it is just plain sad. So this Old Toad might be a little stuck in his ways, but that doesn't mean he's gonna force anyone to conform to his way of thinking. People deserve to make their own choices in life, even if it's not the right ones. Because a world without being able to choose is a world no one wants to be in. Now where was I? Ah yes, Apparently there was another girl summoned by the Mage by complete accident... Totally Accidental. Yeaaaah...

Jokotsu: I only summoned you. *Sighed as he looked over his book* Did I do something incorrectly? I could have sworn I did the Summoning right...

Just after he started to doubt himself Peach entered the room guided by another Teddy Helper. Toadsworth watched as Peach Glanced over at Eden and Jokotsu.

Peach: Summoning? What's that? And why is there a... Um... *Looks to Eden* Are you by any chance a Ribbid?

Oh god, those things! Toadsworth recalled that Peach made them an Entire Castle just so they could quickly Destroy everything in Two Seconds! Well, the normal ones, the Rabbid Copycats seem to be far more responsible than the average Rabbid... This is saying a lot as those things are Oddly Shaped Fur Balls of Massive Destruction. Don't get him wrong they're still crazy, but they're the type of Crazy that can Actually follow a plan well rather than turning one Free Bird and running in Dick First. Luckily Eden's answer, while obvious, brought Toadsworth great relief.

Eden: Nope. Just a Bunny Girl.

Soon after she said that Jokotsu groaned not because of Peach or Eden, but because he figured out what happened and he was not too thrilled about it.

Jokotsu: Oh Great, That Jackass and his Little Gremlin Spawn decided to get the ONLY reasonable person left up there thrown out... Before you ask Eden, You were Supposed to be here. The Other one on the other hand...

Yeah, Eden put two and two together, They tricked the Female version of themself into getting sucked in with her. This means she's probably Very pissed off and rightly so. That's a bit of a dick move on their part.

Eden: Yeah they pulled a sneaky one on her didn't they?

She asked while exiting the circle while Jokotsu closed the Book of Summoning. Keep in mind that Toadsworth and Peach were as confused as a homeless person under house arrest... Yes. Yes, I did still that joke. You get a Cookie if you know where that's from.

Peach: U-um... Can you please Explain to us what exactly happened?

Jokotsu exhaled a sigh as he couldn't really tell them what was going on. If he did then everything is only going to get harder on them. So they're gonna have to come up with an explanation.

Jokotsu: *Clears Throat* I was trying to summon a Companion from a different realm in an effort to Aid the Star Warrior in his Travels. While he doesn't know it, he'll have to travel a dangerous path fraught with strife. However-.

Eden picked up from there before he could finish. Any more sugar coating and Peach would get suspicious.

Eden: The Jackass and his Gremlin Spawn was only supposed to send me. Think ordering one thing of sugar and you end up getting the Suger, but also a pound of cornflower as well because they didn't want it there anymore. Names Eden by the way, pleased to meet you, Princess Peach.

Peach was taken aback by how Causal she was, yet she seemed pretty polite and intelligent as well. That type of personality is kinda rare where she lives as either your Polite and Care Freevyet reasonably dense or in the case of Bowsette's Minions, Casual yet a little rude... It's also pretty Dense... At least they get stuff done though.

Peach: Oh um, Nice to meet you too Eden.

While Jokotsu felt slightly dejected as he just came up with an entire Paragraph of words explaining the situation in his head within a couple of seconds. Toadsworth looked at Eden and wondered if anything they said was true. But he'll keep his suspicions to himself for now. Right now Toadsworth has a question for Jokotsu.

Toadsworth: Well since Peach is here, is Y/N really the Star Warrior as you Calm and did you have a hand in the sudden arrival within our realm?

He asked bluntly getting straight to the point. Jokotsu quickly got over his perceived dejection and crossed his arms before leaning back on a nearby wall.

Jokotsu: Yes. He is the Star Warrior, no doubt about that... But no I didn't have a hand in transporting him to this realm. He arrived here through a Warp Pipe completely unconscious and separated from Maria and Luigia. Fate brought them here, but for what purpose I do not know. All I do know is that when he arrives it means a Vial of Evil has arisen that threatens all the Realms and the Galaxy they reside in.

Eden surmised it a bit so Peach and Toadsworth didn't have to do decrypt his words. Jokotsu has a thing for being dramatic sounding.

Eden: In short, something REALLY nasty woke up and wanted to destroy everything. The problem is we have no idea what it is or where it is. All we know is that it is already planning something big and only Y/N can stop it. Meaning it was only a matter of time before he got here.

Peach looked a little worried for a moment as she didn't think this evil could be defeated by a soccer ball to the chest. While Toadsworth was deep in thought as if trying to remember something that he can't quite recall of hand.

Jokotsu: Fret not Princess, I'm sure Y/N will rise to the task once he knows what's at stake. But for now, please return to your castle. I'm sure everything will be fine. I will inform you of any developments should any arise. Besides I'm sure you're eager to bake him that cake, Toadsworth knows which kinda he mainly prefers.

Toadsworth quickly snapped out of his thoughts for a moment. Even though he's old he definitely not hard of hearing so he heard everything. Tends to happen when you have to nitpick every single detail just in case someone proposes something... preposterous. Like that one weird Toad that suggested they should give Peach some different royal attire only for him to discover they wanted to put the Princess in a bikini. Needless to say, that notion was rejected and that toad was NEVER allowed in the princess's court again.

Toadsworth: Yes of course. But what about the other person you summoned? Surely they should be found before any harm comes to them?

Eden then laughed at that notion as Jokotsu gave them the look that the extra summoned person wasn't the one they needed to worry about.

Toadsworth: Oh... Maybe before they hurt someone...

The Old Toad said wondering what type of destruction she would be able to cause if the most powerful Mage in the mushroom kingdom gave a look that basically tells them nothing here could really hurt them.

Peach: Well if you are sure that they'll be fine we'll be going now. *Does a Courtly Bow* Thank you again for answering my questions.

After she said this both she and Toadsworth left. Jokotsu and Eden waited for a hot minute until they were sure they weren't going to overhear this as Jokotsu dropped the courtly accent and spoke in a deadpan tone.

Jokotsu: So you got any idea where the Hell she landed?

He asked praying that wherever she lands isn't where he thinks she'll land. Sadly Eden's answer did not provide any hints as to where she would be.

Eden: I got nothin'. All I know is that there was a sudden flash of white light and now I'm here and a Bunny Gal.

Jokotsu let out an annoyed sigh as that means they're gonna have to wait and see if any news comes around.

Jokotsu: So we wait... I just hope she'll be able to save her wrath for the two dipshits observing everything...

He stated as Eden shrugged wondering if there was any fun stuff to dick around within the Castle to pass the time.

Meanwhile

A/N: Ah... We have royally fucked up, but that is a problem for our future selves!

Chibi A/N: Finally! I get to cause even more Chaos without getting bitched at for a while!

A/N: And there is no one that can stop us from-.

Author: *Grinding stone sound as he slides into the room with a goofy grin on his Mug* Bonjour!

Both A/N and Chibi A/N: Fuck my life...

Author: *Looks to the Reader with a smug grin* Back to the story!

In the City surrounding Bowsette's Castle, there was a fairly unremarkable alley. Observe as a Busty Canine Tomboy suddenly appears.

*Pop!*

Art by TheyCallHimCake

This is one of the artist's OC's, I do not own her. She is called Maggie Applebee and I gotta say, This character has a lot of pics and I'm lovin' it! Anyway, I'm just using her Appearance for... Oh right... No one there too-.

Alex: *Rolled her eyes while crossing her arms* Just call me Alex... Also, you sure you can handle those chuckle fucks up there, Author?

*Sigh* Yeah, I'll handle them. They really thought they could get away with this. Just don't wreck anything I have planned and we should be good. Also heads up, Scarlet and Katie are fixing to walk by. Good Luck.

Alex: Alright thanks. *Under her Breathe* Guess I should have some fun in the meantime... Maybe chat with the Gals the Author mentioned.

She stated to herself that things were slightly thrown off, but all she really had to do was wait for events to happen right now. So she figured she'd kill some time. So she exited the Alley and while she did draw some raised brows and questioning glares, everyone seemed to shrug it off as they do live in a very strange world. Why would a Dog Gal be the thing they question? Soon Scarlet and Katie were fast approaching and Alex could overhear their conversation.

Katie: So you think that Y/N guy is going to be ok?

She asked while Scarlet and her didn't notice Alex approaching them. Mainly cause they weren't looking ahead of them.

Scarlet: Eh maybe? If he angers Bowsette in any way she might just look him up. But on the other hand, if Y/N managed to Tickle her Fancy he might be a bit flatter than before.

Before they could continue Alex addressed them. Now she knows you are absolutely fine up there, but she's gonna have to play dumb and act like she doesn't know anything. She's kinda a stranger to the kingdom and annoyingly she has to play that part.

Alex: I'm sorry who did what now?

Katie and Scarlet were about to tell whoever just spoke to them that this was a private conversation... Until they realized that this Chick was Much different than what they expected.

Katie: Uh... H-hi? Um... Who are you?

After she asked this Scarlet asked a follow-up question that was pretty obvious in hindsight and something Alex was gonna have to lie about.

Scarlet: And where did you come from? Like we haven't seen anyone like you at all.

Alex pondered for a split second on how to go about this... Before the answer pretty much popped into her head. If a Warp pipe got You here, it's not out of the realm of possibility it'll do the same to anybody else.

Alex: Well to answer that first question, It's Alex. As for the second, I was transported here by some weird green pipe in my bathroom. Now I'm suddenly in a place I know Jack diddly squat about.

Katie and Scarlet look at each other in complete surprise. Another person got sucked into a warp pipe? Well, at least these people were more well adjusted. The last time entities came to this world they were these weird Bunny lookin' things that were an absolute nightmare to deal with... At least they were mainly over at Peach's territory so they didn't have to deal with that very much. But back to them thinking Alex is another person swept up into their crazy world.

Scarlet: You didn't fall on your head or anything. Right?

Oh right, the brain damage joke. Well, Alex simply shook her head slightly with a raised brow.

Alex: Uh... No, I just got here.

She stated which in all fairness is the truth. Katie was then the first to offer her name... As well as Scarlet's.

Katie: Well my names Katie and this is Scarlet!

Scarlet waved after she was introduced as Katie was wondering something about her. Mainly if she was gonna do what You did and visit Queen Bowsette.

Katie: Say you not gonna try and get an audience with Bowsette... Are you?

She asked as she didn't exactly feel like walking all the way up to her castle again. Luckily Alex's answer alleviated her worries.

Alex: No? Why would I do that? So far I've heard she's pretty intimidating.

She said casually knowing that Bowsette isn't actually a bad person. She just had to play along like she was. Either way, Katie was pleased as she was worried a whole bunch of people were gonna try and see Bowsette.

Katie: Oh thank the stars... Someone with common sense. There was this one dude who thought he could Talk to Bowsette. Well I mean he did, but Me and Scarlet are wondering if he'll get burned... Or Flattened. If you catch my drift.

Well neither, but again... Can't just outright say that. Scarlet chimed in soon after as a few Goomba's passed by them talking about some sort of raid at one of their Keeps.

Scarlet: That and we're also trying to find our friends. We were supposed to meet them about an hour ago, but we haven't seen or heard of them just yet.

Alex knew those two were in to forest somewhere. They were chased away by some monster that uh... Had Way too many teeth. Luckily they're fine, but she does know where they're now.

Alex: Do you need help with that? I mean I got a good sniffer so all we got to do is find their tracks and follow the smell.

Katie and Scarlet looked presently surprised. Not a lot of people can find someone just based on smell here in the Mushroom Kingdom! Then again Alex wasn't from the Mushroom kingdom so there was that.

Katie: I mean sure, but we don't have anything that has their sent though.

Scarlet then remembered something that they said earlier just after Katie said that.

Scarlet: Hang on! Katie aren't we supposed to meet them in the Forest of Illusion!?

Katie then looked confused for a moment before having a look of panic after realizing Scarlet was right!

Katie: Oh. My. Stars! We totally forgot about that because we were helping that guy out! Oh, I bet they're wondering of we ditched them! Come on Gals we gotta go!

Before Alex could question if they should be running... The two of them booked it towards the Forest of Illusion leaving Alex in the dust.

Alex: *Sigh* Author, don't fail me now... *Starts Booking it towards them* Hey! Wait up for me!

She shouts as she quickly catches up and starts running with them to the forest of Illusion.

Meanwhile

You and Bowsette were pretty much glued to the screen as the Yakuza shoot-out happened in the second Ghost in the Sell movie. Watching Batou do his thing was pretty awesome! Though you did question if she watched stuff like this, why isn't she playing something more of that style? You mentally shrugged it off as you chalked it up to personal taste. However, You and Bowsette felt like a few beverages would improve the experience a bit. But before Bowsette could say anything, You spoke first.

Y/N: Hey you got anything to drink? Besides green tea that is.

She giggled a little at that last remark. It's pretty late for green tea anyway, at least for here.

Bowsette: I think I have some Soda in the fridge if you'd like to get that out for the both of us.

You chuckle as those weren't exactly the Beverages you were wanting. Wonder if this could lead to anything later~?

Y/N: Do you have something a little Harder to drink?

Bowsette looked confused for a moment... Until she realized you were talking about having some Alcohol which made her eyes shoot wide open as a blush formed on her face.

Bowsette: I-I... Don't think that's a wise idea.

She said in a tone that sounded slightly embarrassed about what she did while she was drunk, which piqued your interest, to say the least.

Y/N: Oh? And why's that?

You ask with a slight smile on your face as Bowsette looks a bit flustered at that question. Sounds it too.

Bowsette: W-Well I-I... Tend to get... U-um... A c-certain craving when I'm drunk. A-and I'm k-kinda a lightweight when it to Alcohol...

Certain Craving eh? Well, that's vague, I mean you probably already know what that Craving is. But you thought to ask her anyways as you kinda wanted her to tell you anyway. Why? Well, to see how flustered she'd get of course.

Y/N: And what would that craving be?

You asked with a coy smile across your face. Bowsette blushed heavily as only Peach knew about this since she was the only one who actually seen it happen before.

Bowsette: I get... Um... Pretty... Horny when I get drunk. I found this out when Peach brought a bottle of wine with her during one of our Kidnappings. We emptied the bottle and I started feeling a little warm down there. After that I... Kinda... Hit on Princess Peach... Uh...

She looked to the side while still having that blush. Like she was recalling something a little embarrassing.

Bowsette: We might have done something that day with a strap-on with some lube... And we might have nearly gotten caught by Maria. Let's just say Peach may look cute and innocent but uh... Let's just say she's pretty wild under the sheets. We both don't exactly talk about it in public and it hasn't happened again since. I think we both came to the silent agreement that we should just remain friends. Even if I sometimes fantasize about her with a...

She went silent for a moment as she contemplated whether or not to tell you about a certain Fetish that awoke within her that day. You know the one with the Female with the Third Leg type deal? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I know some of you are into that. Anyway, Bowsette elected NOT to tell you that part... Or the part where she tried to get Kammy to brew her a potion that'd allow for such a thing to be possible. If you're wondering, Kammy can't brew such a potion. In short no, there will not be That in the story, sorry Lads.

Bowsette: A-actually the less said about that the better! U-um...

You let out a bit of a chuckle as you didn't expect That. You kinda figured out she gets a bit Thristy when alcohol is in her system, but you did not expect her to have a rather Kinky story to it. Now you want Alcohol even more.

Y/N: Hmmm... I think I can handle it. If you feel like it that is.

The Queen of the Koopa's looked at you with a massive blush and a look of complete and total surprise. Had she gotten Caught looking at his ass? Is she dreaming right now?

Bowsette: I-I-I... Uhhhhhhh...

You smiled before patting her head making her heart skip a beat in doing so as her belly was filled with metaphorical butterflies.

Y/N: I'll take that as a Yes~.

Soon after you did that you got up and headed over to the fridge to see if you can't find any booze. You didn't get a straight answer so when you open the- Nevermind, a Bottle of Pink Demon was sitting right there. Now we're talking~.

Y/N: Oh! Didn't know you had a bottle of Pink Demon just lying around.

You said with a hint of excitement snapping Bowsette out of her daze for a moment. She doesn't tend to leave that stuff lying around. Normally she sits it in the cupboards, her people tend to give her gifts sometimes... Cheese, Alcohol, you name it. If it's something that the people think royalty has they'll give it to her. She often enjoyed it when they had her entire wheels of cheddar cheese though. Mac and Cheese never tasted so delicious when it didn't come from a box.

Bowsette: *Looks Back* Wait do you mean-.

She stopped mid-sentence when her eyes drifted to your ass. It was so... Tight and Ferm. You could probably break open a walnut with those cheeks! You chuckled as you got two average-sized glasses. Pink Demon was a very Tasty drink back home. Think like a spiked carbonated fruit punch and you'll get the picture. If someone doesn't watch it, they're liable to accidentally drink the whole bottle and get piss drunk. It's normally a party drink since it's it'll go flat if it's not completely drunk.

Y/N: Mean what?

You asked to bring the Glasses and Bottle to the coach. Bowsette snapped out of her daydream and looked a little embarrassed.

Bowsette: *Looks to the side* U-um... Nothing...

As she said that you cracked open the bottle which produced a slight hiss as you poured you two a glass. You then sat the bottle on the coffee table and handed her a glass.

Y/N: Trust me you'll like it.

Bowsette took a deep breath and sighed as she took the glass. She watched the bubbles float to the top of the pink liquid for a moment before taking a sip. His eyes shot open with how fizzy it was! On top of that it tasted like a well-crafted Fruit Punch! She didn't even taste the alcohol at all!

Bowsette: I think I might start looking through the cupboards more often after this!

She said with an impressed tone as she drank the whole glass. While you drunk your glass already and were pouring yourself another.

Y/N: Yeah, just don't drink the bottle by yourself. Maria did that one and Boy did she regret it later.

The memory of Maria barfing her guts out was still very fresh in your mind despite that happening about a year ago. Maria thought it was just some fancy soda when she saw it in the fridge and decided to down it. The entire bottle in one go, two hours of being so shit-faced she could hardly stand later and she was puking her guts out.

Bowsette: I'm not surprised... I mean she eats those mushrooms like they were candy.

She said while you poured more Pink Demon into her cup. You gonna have to talk to Maria about that one later.

Y/N: Yeah that sounds about right. A Toast to Maria's antics.

You said while raising a glass in the air like you were some sort of celebrity. Bowsette smiled as she joined in on the fun.

Bowsette: To Maria shanagens!

*Clatter!*

And with that, you two started to down your drinks as you two watched the movie and gossiped about Maria's deeds... And Misdeeds.

Author: Alright! We're calling it here!

A/N: But we could add more-.

Author: Nope! Not every chapter has to be close to 20k words you know. Besides you two are in some deep shit with that stunt you pulled on Alex.

Chibi A/N: *Tied upside down to a pillar* Yeah I noticed...

A/N: *Currently tied to a Chair* Let me guess... You're gonna Punish us.

Author: In a Minute. I have to do a Sign-off.

Chibi A/N: Yeah yeah, just do it already so we can get this over with.

Author: Alright jeez... You two don't have to be an ass about it. *Clears his throat* Thank yoy guys and gals for reading this Chapter! I hope you enjoyed it. Expect a Lemom Chapter because I'm sure I made it clear what's coming next. In any case. Stay safe out there!

A/N: Alright... What's the Punishment?

Author: You're gonna listen to Baby Shark on a Loop until the next chapter gets posted.

Chibi A/N: OH GO NO!!!

A/N: PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!

Author: *Hits Play while laughing like a maniac*

Chibi A/N and A/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!