Chibi A/N: Holy! Fuck! Two-Three Yea-!? Why are you a Girl?

Fem A/N: Never insult a Two-Tailed Fox. It Never ends well.

Chibi A/N: Well shit... Now I can't torment you.

Fem A/N: Yeah Ye- What was that?

Chibi A/N: I can't torment you now. You'll have a Simp Army now.

Fem A/N: *Is Silently Screaming on the inside* Don't Remind me you little shit!

Chibi A/N: I wasn't... Oooooooooh! That's Right! Mental Torment is a Thing!

Fem A/N: *Groans* Let's just start the story already!

Chibi A/N: Hey! Everyone! Vote if you want Fem A/N to stay like this! Also, Post Pictures so that she has to look at them! Also, She is a Husky! Have fun with that nugget of info!

Fem A/N: Ga! Don't do that! *Groans* Just keep it SFW! Chibi A/N!

Chibi A/N: Let the Story begin!

You stood there soaking all this in. Apparently, You are some sort of Star Warrior meant to take down a Threat that will Consume the Galaxy and try to destroy Existence as Everyone knows it, Including this Strange World. You're also supposed to bring peace to this land whenever it is threatened much like how Maria and now Luigia is fated to do also as they are something called Star Child which you are one of by Association of your previous title. There are apparently more of them as well, but they seem to have Minor roles as to Maria and Luigia. Luckily just because You and the Maria Sisters Star Children doesn't mean you are blood-related. So no you won't be having a Luke and Leia moment. That's a plus at least.

Jokotsu: So that's the Short version of it. If I did the long version you'd be here all day.

He said while closing the tome he was reading and giving it to the Teddy Bear which cutely waddled away.

Jokotsu: So what do you think? It's a bit much to take in I know but-

You stopped him mid-sentence. You weren't angry or disapproving, but even after all that you've seen. You just can't agree with him.

Y/N: Look, I think you got the wrong guy here. I fix Sinks, Toilets, and anything else that required Pipes and Water to mostly function. Plus I don't like Violence, I try to solve problems with Words not Fists. So no I don't Believe I'm this Star Warrior. It's just not possible.

Jokotsu's Brow raised as he seemed somewhat surprised, but not for the reasons you were thinking.

Jokotsu: Well that's a First. Never had you said this in your previous lives that's for sure.

You gave him a confused look as did Scarlet and Katie. Jokotsu chuckled as he took out another book and started to read it.

Jokotsu: Don't worry it's mostly irrelevant. The Previous lives part, not the Star Warrior thing. Those were entire Life Cycles ago.

As he said this You pinched the Bridge of your nose while you hung your head slightly. All this weird stuff is giving you a pretty bad headache.

Y/N: Look, I'm not whatever this Star Warrior is. I believe Violence should be the last resort to a problem.

Jokotsu stopped reading and looked at you for a moment within a split second. Which somewhat startled you as his gaze wasn't exactly friendly, but it wasn't exactly hostile either. It was like he was questioning you with his gaze alone.

Jokotsu: While I will admit that is an admiral goal. One worth striving for if peace is to last. But what of those who don't want peace? What will you do then if you see innocent and defenseless people get attacked without probable cause? What will you do when Violence is the Only Answer?

He stated rather bluntly. Though you and the two girls don't know it. He was testing you to see if you would refuse to answer such an extreme answer out of a sense of False Self-righteousness. Jokotsu had seen many who claim to be Diplomatic or abhor Violence and they very well might, but they always slink away from conflict like cowards. Never helping those in need when Humanity is at its worst. But even though you were given a Yes or No answer, You decided on Option C.

Y/N: I'd attempt to save who I can! Even if I have to use my body as a Sheild! I don't know if that's even enough, but I have to try. Otherwise, I'd never forgive myself for sitting Idly by while others suffered.

You stated rather Confidently said which made Jokotsu crack a slight smile as distant memories that he thought were long gone came flooding back to him.

Jokotsu: Well you already sound like a Warrior. Even if you disagree with me.

After he says this you took a deep breath and sighed as you don't exactly understand what he means when he says, Warrior, but it sure deviates from the typical definition.

Y/N: Ok... So can we leave now? I've gotta find Luigia and Maria before something bad happens.

Katie looked surprised you knew Maria at all! Scarlet however kinda figured you knew who Maria was seeing as you mumbled her name when she found you, though this is the first time she heard Luigia's name.

Katie: Wait, You know Maria!?

She asked totally shocked and kinda in awe, Maria may be Queen Bowsette's arch Rival, but she was still held in pretty high regard. Scarlet, on the other hand, looked confused about the Other name you just mentioned.

Scarlet: And who's Luigia? Is she a Sister to Maria or something?

You gave her a sly smile and nodded as she hit the nail on the head. Which made Scarlet realize now there are Two Plumbers in this world now... Not counting you of course.

Katie: That's Great, but I'm still hung up about the fact You know Maria! Like she's a Legend around here! She fought Queen Bowsette after breaking through our lines armed with nothing but her courage and her Wits! She picked up Powerups along the way that allowed her to throw Fireballs, Freeze us solid, and even make her Invulnerable while defeating us with a single touch! When Queen Bowsette and Maria fought she jumped over the Queen of the Koopas and activated a switch which caused a massive Axe to fall down onto the bridge they were fighting on! Queen Bowsette plumped down to the Lava Below and Maria saved Princess Peach from Bowsette's plan to-!

Scarlet quickly cut into the conversation as she was about to fact-check that harder than a Thwomp Smashing Toad.

Scarlet: Maria saved Peach from a Tea Party. Queen Bowsette literally wanted a Tea party one day and just Kidnapped Her. She had no diabolical plans to take over the world whatsoever.

Katie's cheeks puffed up as she crossed her arms and started to pout a bit.

Katie: I was getting to that...

The Koopa Girl mumbled as you looked kinda concerned that Maria might have killed someone before.

Y/N: Wait, What about this Queen Bowsette? You said she fell into Lava?

You asked somewhat confused and a little worried as falling into Lava normally results in a Very violent and brutal death.

Scarlet: Yeah she fell into lava. She is a Magical Turtle Dragon. She's powerful enough to walk it off. Well, there was this one time when she was turned into a Skeleton, but she walked it off. Was really weird to see the Dry Bones staring at her that week. Poor things are missing the Bone that Matters. After she regenerated and got back to Full Heath, Bowsette just Kidnapped her again which of course Maria quickly gave chase and Saved Peach again. Happens about every other week. I'm surprised Bowsette and Peach have time to run their Kingdoms.

Well now. You were kinda relieved to hear that... Hold on. Did she just casually mention this whole thing with Maria, Bowsette, and This Princess Peach happens often!?

Y/N: Wait, You're telling me Maria and Bowsette fight each other every other week!?

You said shocked that You and Luigia Never Noticed this while running the Shop! You both knew she ran off to do stuff at times, but you never knew it was this!

Katie: Well yeah! It's what we call the Peach Cycle. I think Peach even schedules it along with Bowsette... Or at least that's what Hammy Told me anyway.

Scarlet looked somewhat surprised... From what you can tell anyway. That Mask makes it difficult to tell what she was feeling.

Scarlet: Really? Huh, I guess that makes sense. Hammy is the one that's more Turtle than Humanoid, right?

As they started to talk about what Hammy Katie meant You turned to Jokotsu and made a request. One that Caught the Girls so off guard that they couldn't believe what they just heard.

Y/N: Hey Jokotsu, can you help me get to Queen Bowsette?

As said before Scarlet and Katie had a look of disbelief as Jokotsu Chuckled while pulling out a tome with what looked like a Warp Pipe on the cover.

Jokotsu: Are you sure you don't want me to send you to Maria instead? You taking a pretty big risk.

You nodded without even having a look of hesitation as you planned to try and solve this more peacefully.

Y/N: Hey, I just want to talk to her. I don't want to fight her.

Scarlet and Katie started to worry you were going in over your head here. I mean this is Queen Bowsette! Maria has been the only one that's even able to match the Queen's Might, and You're fixing to try and walk right in and Talk with her!?

Katie: Dude! If Bowsette's not in a talking mood you'll be Flattened or Burned to a Crisp!

Scarlet nodded in agreement as Jokotsu focused on the book he was reading while handing one of the Teddy Bear helpers a piece of chalk.

Scarlet: She's right it's way too dangerous. You could get yourself seriously hurt. I know a few Koopas that got turned into Dry Bones for so much as even attempting it.

You turned to them with a completely calm gaze as you know it was Dangerous, but that doesn't stop you from trying.

Y/N: Hey if there is another way other than Violence to solve this problem then I have to try.

After you said that the ground below you suddenly started to glow as Jokotsu closed the Tome and put it back on the Shelf. And with a trailing chuckle, you spoke.

Jokotsu: Well I'll make sure you three won't have to walk all the way to Koopa Castle. Oh and be careful where you step. You could easily step into Lava if you're not careful.

As you turned around to face Jokotsu with a Confused look You, Katie, and Scarlet were suddenly Dropped into a Castle of some sort. Katie and Scarlet fell onto the butts, as you fell on your back stunning you for a second, but your Shins... Well fell into a Pool of Lava, but you didn't seem to notice as your Flesh didn't even so much as sting. Katie was the first to notice where your legs were in and quickly sprung into action!

Katie: Oh Crap! Oh Crap!

She said as Scarlet quickly help Katie drag You deeper into the castle... And they were shocked to see your Legs were fine! Not even a single burn or scorch mark to be seen! In fact, only your shoes and the Shins of your Jumpsuit were burned to ashes.

Y/N: Oh god... What did I miss?

You asked while you shook your head a bit getting less and less woozy and Scarlet was about to tell you what happened... But Katie was the first to speak with stars in her eyes.

Katie: Wait does that mean he can Swim in lava!? That's so Badass!

That confused you for a moment until you noticed that your boots were gone and your Uniform was ruined.

Y/N: Oh come on! I paid out of pocket for these! What the heck happened!?

You asked more annoyed than horrified. And from the sounds of it, they might have been expensive.

Scarlet: Well, when we landed you nearly fell into a Lava pit. Speaking of which where are we?

She asked looking around while you process your feet were in Hot Lava. Katie started to sweat Bullets once she figured out where they were...

Katie: W-where in Queen Bowsette's Castle...

Scarlet stopped for a moment and noticed the Really big doors that were in the Entrance to the castle. Strangely there are no guards around, but then again Bowsette is still scheming to kidnap Peach again for another Tea Party. So she wasn't expecting any visitors just yet.

Scarlet: O-oh... So the Hermit did send us straight to Bowsette's Castle...

She stated as You suddenly get up and dust yourself off before walking straight to the door.

Y/N: Oh good. Now let's see if she's home.

Scarlet and Katie's Hearts skipped a beat when you said that as they quickly get up and try to stop you.

Scarlet: Wait! You can't just knock on the-

*Knock. Knock. Knock.*

Katie and Scarlet just stop dead in their tracks as they heard you knock on the door of the most terrifying ruler of the Lands.

Y/N: Hello? Queen Bowsette? I can to talk to you! Hello!?

Scarlet and Katie look at each other and both thought Yeah we're Gonna Die as you waited by the door, but when they looked back... One of Bowsette's Royal Wizards was there right behind you... The ever-infamous Kamica.

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Edited it because of Exposed Booba. I Will link it down in the comments as per usual. Back to the story.

Kamica: My dear boy you're either Brave or Foolish to be knocking on Queen Bowsette's door just for a Chat.

You turned around and the Girls watched as you just started casually talking to her like she Isn't one of the greatest Wizards in the Mushroom Kingdom. Aside from the Hermit of course.

Y/N: Oh Hi! Can I come In? I just want to talk, I mean you no harm.

Kamica looked at you with the most confused Gaze on could muster after you said that with a straight face.

Scarlet: Yet... We're so gonna end up in a dungeon...

She stated quietly as Katie was just hiding behind her trying not to be seen by Kamica. Speaking of which she came out of her confused Daze to glare at you and ask a few questions.

Kamica: You're a Plumber are you not? Shouldn't you be Jumping on Goomba's, Punching Bricks, and Ruining my Lady's plans?

That question made you give her a confused gaze as that is definitely not in the job description of a Plumber.

Y/N: What? No Plumbers are supposed to fix stuff like Boilers, Pipes, and Toilets or anything to do with Plumbing for that matter. Maria is the one that Jumps on people. Now I can I please speak to Bowsette?

Well, that just threw Kamica's theory that the Strongest Warriors from Maria's world were dubbed Plumbers. The Magic Koopa sighed as she rubbed her temples at the sheer audacity you had to not only come here to have a Chat with Bowsette but to also dash her theories as well! Thankfully your persistence did manage to reward you somewhat.

Kamica: Alright, Alright. I'll see what I can do. In the meantime... I don't know play some poker or something. Just so long as you stay here.

After she said that she hopped on a broom and flew back into the castle... And as she did so she was muttering something about rethinking her theories. Scarlet was kinda blown away by what just happened as Katie poked her head out from behind her wondering what just happened. You on the other hand just shrugged and patiently waited for the doors to open.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: Alright so that- Wait we're still going?

Fem A/N: Yeah, my guy I'm planning to take this as far as I'm comfortable with.

Chibi A/N: But why? Don't you want to release this Chapter soon?

Fem A/N: Ok look at it like this. I'm doing it away so no, I doubt this chapter will be created in a Day. It's been close to Three Years since I updated this book. I'm giving it some meat Damnit!

Chibi A/N: Geez ok... Didn't have to scream at me, Bi-

Fem A/N: I'll Castrate you with a hot knife if you continue to say that. Now back to the Story!

Luigia was waking up in a field of some kind. Her eyes slowly opened up to see... Her Sister Maria!?

Maria: Hey Sis!

Luigia quickly sat up looking both surprised and relieved to see Maria is safe and sound.

Luigia: Maria! Oh, thank'a goodness you're ok! W-where are we? One moment I was at the Shop with Y/N and we both got sucked up by this Large Green pipe and-!

Before she can continue as Maria was pretty surprised to hear Y/N here too! Now they both can have fun adventures with her!

Maria: Really!? Y/N got transported by the Warp Pipe too!? Oh, this is Great'a! You two will love it here in the Mushroom Kingdom.

She said rather happily as she helped Luigia up and the Green Sister looked perplexed to say the less.

Luigia: T-the Mushroom Kingdom?

After she asked this she heard what sound like high Pitched Woman's voice from behind her.

???: Yeah! This is where Princess Peach Rules over her kingdom!

Luigia turned around to see a short Pink Mushroom person behind her. Well, she looked down as she didn't see anyone at eye level.

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Maria: Sis, this is Toadette! She and the Other Toads live under the Peaceful rule of Princess Peach.

She stated as Luigia had So many questions going threw her mind. Like how the heck was this happening? Why are there Mushroom People? Who is Princess Peach? Why is she still a Princess and not a Queen when she's the Ruler of this Kingdom? Is she a Mushroom Person too!? And lastly...

Luigia: Maria. Why have You been running off into a different dimension? Also, why couldn'ta you just tell us what you were doing?

She asked still processing what in the world she was currently experiencing right now. Luckily Maria gives some pretty good reasons why she does this and why she didn't tell them exactly what was going on.

Maria: I often come here about every other week'a to Rescue Peach from the Grasp of Queen Bowsette, She's a Gaint Magic Dragon Turtle who keeps Kidnapping Peach for Tea Parties. As for why I didn't tell you and Y/N earlier... Well, I wouldn't believe someone who told me about a land full of Mushroom People called Toads who live under the Rule of a Princess that gets Kidnapped by a Dragon Turtle woman. Would you?

Well, Luigia can't argue with that logic... It would sound crazy to a Normal Person from a world like Earth and Toadette gives another reason as to why Maria didn't mention it.

Toadette: We also asked her to keep this place a Secret from your Dimension. It's best that we keep the Mushroom Kingdom unknown to your people. Though that's not exactly hard to pull off when Your world based itself around Logic and Reason. I doubt normal people could handle the sudden change from their reality to ours.

Luigia is starting to understand why Maria looked exhausted every time she came back... That and the strange things she brought back and tried to keep hidden.

Luigia: So that's why you had those weird Mushrooms with Cartoon Eyes hidden in the Closet. I was Thinking'a you were... Uh...

Maria looked confused as she doesn't know what Luigia was insinuating.

Maria: What do you think'a I was doing?

Luigia started to sweat bullets as she quickly changed the subject.

Luigia: N-nothing! So who is Princess Peach!? I bet she has a Lovely... Uh...

She leans over to Toadette for a moment as she has no idea what Princess Peach even looks like. So she better ask the person that most likely sees her the most... Aside from her Sister, that is.

Luigia: What does Princess Peach look like? Actually is she a Toad like you or...?

Toadette giggled as she knew this next bit would confuse her just as much as it confused Maria when she first arrived.

Toadette: Oh she's a Human like you and Maria! So don't listen to those Wack Jobs that think she's just a Pretty looking Toad.

Fem A/N: DAMN IT!!! Well, that theory is a bust... *Throws out an entire board filled with notes and pictures*

Luigia looked really Confused. How did another Human get here of all places? Better yet...

Luigia: How long has she been here?

The Green Sister asked as she must off been here for quite some time. Maria Confirmed then confirmed this.

Maria: She's been in the realm for her whole Life'a. One of her advisers Toadsworth told me that her parents came here a long time ago and began the previous rulers of the Mushroom Kingdom which they themselves built. One day there was an Evil Entity that threatened all of the Mushroom Kingdom as well as the Koopa Kingdom now known as Bowsette's Kingdom. As you can probably tell they Gave their lives protecting this World from the clutches of the Evil Entity which they sealed away. Toadsworth raised her ever since their passing.

Oh... Well, better not mention that to Princess Peach. Luigia had a question however about the Koopa part of the story.

Luigia: Well what about the other Kingdom? Did they have a hand at defeating this Evil Entity as well?

Maria shrugged as she actually doesn't know that herself.

Maria: I don't know. Toadsworth only told me what he knew or Remembered. His memory is a bit fuzzy as I was told.

After Maria said this Toadette nodded as a Couple more Toads pass by with happy smiles.

Toadette: Uh-huh. Toadsworth is pretty old so he can't exactly recall details of his past adventures or events very well. It was a literal lifetime ago. I'd guess you'd have to talk to one of the Elders from Bowsette's kingdom, but that's very Dangerous. You would be a Fool to just walk up there and knock on the door of the most Notorious Villains known to the Mushroom Kingdom.

She stated as Maria nodded while the two now somewhat frightened Toads quickly leave the area at the mere mention of Notorious Villain.

Maria: That would be Bowsette. Though you could probably guess that. I have'a defeated her on multiple occasions. I'm normally summoned by the Mushroom Kingdom when she gets Kidnapped again.

Toadette giggled as that's not all she comes here for.

Toadette: That and she comes here often for the promise of Cake from Princess Peach. She makes some really good sweet treats!

Maria started to sweat a little as Luigia glared at her now knowing why she's been gaining weight.

Luigia: Maria, you know eating too many sweets is unhealthy for you.

She said with her arms crossed as Maria nervously Chuckled.

Maria: I know'a Sis! But Peach makes such good Cakes!

She said while Toadette giggled once again while Luigia sighed and shook her head.

Toadette: Well you two better get going to Peaches Castle. You'll miss your chance at that Cake if you don't!

Before Luigia could protest Maria was already running as fast as she could toward Peach's Castle.

Luigia: Maria! Get back here right now!

Luigia shouted as she started to give chase as Toadette watched them disappear into the horizon and promptly shrugged before walking back to her house with a Smile on her face.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: Oh you Tease!

Fem A/N: What? What did I do?

Chibi A/N: You didn't show what Peach looks like yet!

Fem A/N: Doesn't she have a restraining order on you?

Chibi A/N: Not the point! All you showed us was Minions! And Bowsette, but still!

Fem A/N: Dude. Relax. We'll get there in a minute, I've just gotta establish stuff first. Now let's get back to the story.

Chibi A/N: *Grumble Grumble*

You sat by the door having waited for about thirty minutes while Scarlet and Katie played Tick-Tack-Toe with a couple of sheets of paper and a pencil

Katie: Gah! You win this time Scarlet! But this is far from over!

Scarlet stared at the paper and then stared at Katie with a straight face.

Scarlet: Katie, You didn't even win once. How can you play Video games so well yet Suck at kids' games like this?

She asked bluntly causing Katie to pout with her arms crossed as Scarlet threw the used paper behind her into the Lava.

Katie: You know I don't do well with Puzzles! They're the bane of my existence!

The Koopa Girl stated as Scarlet rolled her eyes. She's never had problems solving simple puzzles as she did. But before they could play another game, Kamica suddenly flew back with a pretty annoyed expression as she scoffed while landing.

Kamica: I sware my Lady takes an Age to get Ready for visitors...

She stated under her breath as you got up and dusted yourself off. As Scarlet and Katie sighed getting up as well.

Scarlet: I'm assuming Lady Bowsette wants to Speak to us too?

She asked as Katie got mentally prepared for her butt to be lit on fire again for the fifth time this week. But much to their surprise, she turned to them and did a shooing gesture.

Kamica: No, my Lady doesn't want to see you. She said she only has time for the Male. You two can be on your way. Besides I've got to whip up some new Clothes for him. He's not meeting my Lady in... Those...

The Magic Koopa said with a hint of disgust as she glared at your outfit. But Scarlet and Katie actually wanted to stick around a bit to see if you'll be ok.

Katie: Can we a least see what you put him in? Pleeeease!

Scarlet agreed as she nodded because she wanted to make sure Kamica didn't put you into a Skimpy Suit or something.

Scarlet: Yeah, Besides it's good to have a second opinion when it comes to someone's style.

She started making Kamica sigh as she didn't want to spend more time Shooing those two away.

Kamica: Fine! But you can't enter the Castle with him! Understand?

They both nodded as Kamica scoffed and turned around while starting to cast a spell... Which made you a bit nervous.

Y/N: Uh... Do I get a say in this.

You asked already knowing the answer... But you didn't expect it to come from all three of them!

Scarlet, Katie, and Kamica: No.

Well... You tried, but it seems you were outvoted. So Kamica cast her spell and a poof of smoke... You were covered in tight leather clothing...

Scarlet: Eh, it looks to Leather Daddy if you catch my drift.

*Poof!*

And now you were in a plane hoodie with normal jeans and shoes.

Katie: Nah, it's too boring and casual.

*Poof!*

Well, now you're in a Dapper Suit with a bowtie.

Kamica: Hmm... Why too formal for my Lady... She hates Formal Dresses.

*Poof!*

Ah-ha! She thinks she's got it! Now you were wearing a White Leather jacket with Steel Studs paired with a Black V T-Shirt. The Jacket had a Stair Symbol on the back which was completely white with a Black outline and two lines for eyes. To balance out the Jacket was some form-fitting Jeans which had a slightly worn appearance to them as well as some Black boots which went under the jeans, but most eye-catching was the Belt along your waste which had a Steel Star for a buckle. On your hands were some black fingerless leather gloves which had holes where the knuckles were. You looked at yourself and sighed as you knew exactly what you looked like.

Y/N: So we're Really settling for the Street Punk look huh?

You asked as Kamica giggled while Katie nodded. Scarlet liked the look, but it was missing something... She couldn't tell what though.

Kamica: Well it looks good on you~. Now lets-

Scarlet then realized what was missing and quickly brought it up to Kamica.

Scarlet: Hey Kamica, I think you missing something.

Kamica turned to Scarlet and glared at her with a questioning stare as Scarlet pointed to the top of your head which was currently bare at the moment thanks to Kamica Magicing away your previous cap. She looked for a second as it suddenly hit her.

Kamica: Ah! I almost forgot!

She charged up another Spell and casts it on top of your head. Now you had a Whitecap which looked only familiar to Maria's and Luigia's caps. But instead of your first initials, it was the same Star design that was on your back. In all honesty, you liked the Cap, but you kinda disliked the Street Punk Style... But then again you've only worn it for a couple of seconds and you Doubt Kammy is just going to change your clothes again just because you asked. So you'll see how it goes... Who knows it might grow on ya!

Y/N: Alright... Now that we're done playing Dress up. Can I please see Bowsette now?

You asked with a slight trialing sigh and Kamica nodded as Katie took a picture of you with her phone and started to text something.

Kamica: Yes. Now as I've said before your friends have to stay or go home. I suggest the latter because you might be staying for a while.

She stated as Scarlet and Katie looked slightly worried, but you felt the need to reassure them as Kamica got on her broom.

Y/N: Don't worry. I'll be fine I promise.

After you said that Scarlet and Katie were only eased a little bit... The fact that Bowsette Wanted you in there meant only three things. A, You probably fixing to get Burned or Flattened. B, You're about to be in a Full body cast after taking you to her bed chambers... Or C, She just wanted a Tea Party. They honestly didn't know which is worse as Bowsette's Tea is rumored to be SO awful that'd it make a grown man sick to there stomach. Make them Wonder if Peach just pretends to drink it or just has an Iron stomach.

Scarlet: Just be careful. Oh and make sure you don't get brain damage ok?

Katie then posted the picture on... Whatever this Universe version of Twitter is before nodding and saying her peace.

Katie: Yeah! And don't die! My friends back at home haven't even met you yet. I'm sure they'd like you!

She stated as Kammy rolled her eyes at this conversation.

Kamica: Great, now that you are finished talking. Grab onto my broom... Uh...

You grabbed her broom before giving her your name.

Y/N: Y/N...

Kamica giggled as her broom started to glow causing Scarlet and Katie to step back a bit.

Kamica: Well Y/N, You better hold on tightly before we take off... Wouldn't want you seriously hurting yourself after a tall drop.

After she said this you quickly grabbed onto the Broom as tightly as you could with both hands.

Y/N: Ok... I'm Ready.

You stated confidently as Kamica cackled a bit as her broom began to levitate into the Air carrying You and Kamica along with it.

Kamica: Good. Don't fall now. Wouldn't want to ruin that pretty face~.

She said with a slightly flirtatious tone, but before you could Replay the Broom Suddenly started to take off toward the tower. As you dangle from the Broom terrified you'll fall, you see Scarlet and Katie wave at you as you passed fly over the Castle. You also see Koopas that look Very different from Katie, Like they look like cartoonish Turtles that learned to walk! That and literal Sentient Bullets and Fire along with a Bunch of Traps and Lava pits. Seriously it looked like a Ninja Warrior Corse that's just bound to get a Lawsuit. But as you were just starting to Admire the view You and Kammy entered the highest Tower within the Castle which overlooked the Valley. The room was dark, say for the torches that dimly lit the walls as well as the window lighting a part of the floor which Kammy landed down on. When you and Kammy got off the Broom she proceed to bow toward a Massive Throne you could bearly see... Along with two Glowing Red eyes.

Kamica: My Lady, I returned to you with the Male just as Instructed.

She said nearly quivering with terror as she was yelled at earlier for not just Taking you to her before... And a Low growl could be heard threw out the massive room.

Bowsette: Good... Now leave.

Bowsette's voice sounded like she had a Fireball ready in her throat to shoot at Kamica which sent a chill up the Magic Koopa's spine as she quickly hopped onto the Broom.

Kamica: A-at once my Lady!

She said stammering over her words as she quickly flew out of the room leaving you alone with Bowsette.

Bowsette: So, you come to me Willing huh? You know I had Planned to Kidnap you instead of Peach again. But you piqued my interest when my minions first arrived in this world... Even more so that you come here willingly.

She stated rather intimidatingly. You, however, weren't too fazed by with way she talked as you know she didn't want to harm you. You wouldn't be standing here otherwise.

Y/N: Look I just want to talk, ok. I don't mean you any harm. I know you get enough of that from Maria.

You said Calmly as you wished to not cause any further conflict. Which caused the Torches in the room to turn into Burning Pillers of Red Hot Fire. This illuminated a Massive Shadowy figure who was still sitting on the Throne in a very menacing manner.

Bowsette: You dare speak of my Mortal Enemy in my Presence!? I could Burn you to ashes Right now if I wanted to! Or even Crush you with my Bare hands!

She shouts as Flame flowed through the gaps in her mouth as if she was ready to burn you to Cinders. You were still Unfazed however as you gave a replay without wavering in words.

Y/N: But you don't have to. We Can Talk without having to resort to violence. Look I get that Maria hurt you time and again and I'm truly sorry for that. But I don't resort to Violence unless it was absolutely necessary and you've only seen my kind resort to it. So please, Can we just Talk for a while and get to know each other?

You said as calmly and kindly as you could... And Bowsette produced a low growling hum before getting up from the throne and walking towards you. With each step, the ground quaked... And she also started to get shorter as well surprisingly enough.

Bowsette: Very well, but I have one question to ask of you...

She said as she was now just out of the light of the window and around six feet tall. You looked at her with a confident stare.

Y/N: Which is?

After you asked this she stepped into the light of Window... And holy cow she's actually pretty cute!

Art by Teranen

Chibi A/N: Hang on! Are you-!?

Fem A/N: Shhhhh! Talky Time Soon! Ask Later! Oh and if anyone was expecting Humanoid Bowsette...

Bowsette: What type of Tea would you like!?

She said happily and with a big smile as you had a slight blush on your face. You did not expect her to... Well. You'd expected her to be a little more terrifying.

Y/N: Uh... Green Tea would be nice...

You said as she quickly grabbed your hand and started pulling you towards a door next to the Massive Throne.

Bowsette: That actually sounds good right now! Come! I'll brew us up a pot!

She said cheerfully as she was so excited to have some Willing to have Tea time with you as you had a Very Confused expression right now while being dragged to what you presume was the tea Room.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: Ok! Are you Retconning the first image!? What are you doing!? Please explain!

Fem A/N: Well I'm gonna go with the "Totally not Bullshit" Answer... Which she is a Magic Turtle Dragon... At least she is in this version of my story. She can Change her form at will. Also, she likes to keep an intimidating image because that's how she was taught to rule. So she uses the Big THICC form for Intimidation. And before anyone tells me, I am well aware that Bowser isn't really half Dragon or all That Magical. I just like to make things fun and a "bit" off the beaten.

Chibi A/N: Wait, Doesn't the Magic Koopa help change Bowser into a Big Version of themselves at one point? Heck, a Lot of Points. And as I recall he didn't exactly do that Himself.

Fem A/N: Look Bowser has done a lot of things that needed assistance or don't need assistance and sometimes he can do stuff he couldn't before. It's complicated and I'm just doing my own thing ok! Is that so wrong!?

Chibi A/N: Well no, but Jabaiting the Readers again will probably end in a Riot. Most of them wanted to see Humanoid Bowsette.

Fem A/N: Most Likely, but I had to do it to them. Don't worry Humanoid Bowsette will come... Eventually. *Evil Furry Laughter* anyways Back to the Story!

Maria: I WILL NEVER GO'A ON A DIET!!! NEVER!!!

She shouted as she was running away from her Sister at a surprisingly fast pace, but Luigia was able to keep up with her easily.

Luigia: MARIA!!! YOU GET BACK'A HERE RIGHT NOW AND EAT A SALAD!!!

The Green Sister Shouts as they run toward a very Familiar looking castle as they run through a neighboring town Filled with Toads of all Shapes and sizes.

I got this from the Fandom Wiki. I'm pretty sure this is official artwork. So no I do not own it. It belongs to Nintendo. Go throw your money at them, this is good stuff.

As they run into the Castle walls we shift our attention to a Room with one of the most beautiful women in all of the land. It was, of course, Princess Peach.

Art by TimelessHeaven

She was brushing her hair when one of her Servant Toads knocked on the door which startled her a bit seeing as she Was supposed to be kidnapped today.

Peach: Yes?

She asked in a Sweet tone of voice that would melt even the coldest of hearts as she set the Brush down.

Toad: U-uh Ma'am. Maria has Arrived at the Castle. S-she also Brought her sister.

The Toad Studdered as Peach looked a bit surprised. Maria told her about her Sister, but she never thought she'd bring her to the Castle. Still, she was never the less happy to hear the news as she got up from the lavish chair she was sitting in to comb her hair using a Makeup desk. However, She also noticed the slight quiver in the Toad's voice.

Peach: While that's great news I can hear the terror in your voice. Has Bowsette arrived to Kidnap me again?

She asked calmly as she was Expecting her. But the Toad's answer... Well, you're about to see in a minute what her reaction will be.

Toad: U-uh no, It's just the Two are currently Fighting in the main hall. Something about Maria not wanting to go on a Diet.

Peach stopped for a moment and thought for a solid minute in total silence which kinda scared the poor little Toad. They've never heard Peach be this quiet as she normally Hums a happy toon. But the silence was broken when Peach cleared her throat.

Peach: I'll go resolve this issue at once. Can you tell the rest of the staff to avoid the Main hall for a few minutes?

She asked calmly yet with a strange undertone. The Toad started to Sweat bullets as to what she was fixing to do.

Toad: A-at once your Highness.

The now Terrified Toad said as Peach sighed and walked over to her closet to grab something.

Back with the Maria Sisters

Maria: No! I will Never Eat a Salad!

She shouts as the two were having a Slap fight in the middle of the Main Hall.

Luigia: You will Eat a Salad and you will Like it, Missy!

After she shouts this they failed to realize a shadow looming over them Until it was too late... And by too late, I mean Luigia got hit in the Stomach with a Soccer Ball! Which Produced a-

Well... That Noise... Even though that's a Dodgeball and not a soccer ball.

Luigia: *Wheeze*!

Luigia was quickly on her knees gasping for air as Maria Sweats bullets. She knows who kicked that Soccer Ball... And she also knows when Peach is Mad she's pretty scary. Which was only Amplified by the fact that not only did she have an intimidating Calm Glare, but She was also above them on the Stairs with her Soccer Sneakers on under her dress.

Peach: Maria. Can you tell me why you and your sister, who is a Fresh Face around here, are fighting in the Middle of my Main Hall?

She asked in a Terrifyingly calm tone with a hint of Malice under her breath as she began to walk down the stairs with a menacing aura.

Maria: U-uh w-we were j-just having a disagreement o-on f-food tastes...

She said trying to no get a Soccer Ball to the face, but she also didn't account for how loud Luigia and Her were being.

Peach: That's not what I heard. I heard you were supposed to be on a diet.

That statement made Maria start to panic a Little Bit seeing aa she told Peach her Sister was fine with her eating cake.

Maria: U-uh... W-well I can't help it! Your cakes are'a so good!

She said as Peach was now facing with Maria after reaching the bottom of the Stairs... And did not take that compliment the right way at all.

Peach: So. You're saying it's my fault that you're failing a Diet. Is this Correct?

Oh Wow. Yeah, Maria was pretty Terrified at this point seeing as Peach looks like she was about to Kick Maria so hard she'd be sticking out feet first in the ceiling.

Maria: N-no P-princess! I-it's my fault that I'm failing my diet! Y-yep! A-all me!

She said cowering a little as Luigi who had recovered long before Peach got to the bottom of the stair, but was still on her knees wondered How this Woman gets Kidnapped when she can knock the wind out of you with a Soccer Ball. A moment of Silence passed as Peach to a deep Beath and Sighed.

Peach: Well then, You're not allowed to eat my cake or any of my pastries until you lose some weight. Got it?

She said sternly which caused Maria to nod like Crazy. Peach smiled and Giggled after hearing this.

Peach: That's good to hear!

She said as she walked over to Luigia and offered a hand to help her up.

Peach: I'm terribly sorry for hitting you with a Soccer Ball earlier. Can you forgive me?

She asked in a starkly sweet tone compared to the one she gave Maria and while Luigia was nervous she did take the Princess's hand.

Luigia: U-uh sure. But I got to ask, how does a Woman like you get Kidnapped on regular bass?

The Green Sister asked while being Helped up and Peach just giggled.

Peach: Well I am still fairly Human so the likes of Bowsette can definitely overpower me...

She answered in a sweet tone, however, she did lean in and Whisper something into Luigia's ear. The reason she Really gets Kidnapped so often.

Peach: In all seriousness, I Actually Like Bowsette's Tea. It's actually pretty good despite what the Rumors will tell you. But don't tell anyone else that especially your sister. It'd hurt her Ego just a bit.

She quietly stated as Maria let out a Sigh of relief as she wasn't going to be turned into a Ceiling Fan. Luigia nodded a little as Peach gave the two a warm smile.

Peach: So, What brings you two to my Castle?

She asked as Maria cleared her throat a little while Luigia looked around the room a bit.

Maria: Well I thought the Toads Summoned me here to rescue you, but when I got here everything was fine.

Her answer made Peach ponder a bit as she hadn't summoned Maria... Well her Servants haven't summoned her. It'd be a bit hard to summon someone while being Kidnapped.

Peach: Strange. I or my Servants haven't summoned you at all. Not to mention Bowsette's late in kidnapping me as well. All of this seems very odd.

After she said this Luigia jumped into the conversation as she might know the reason.

Luigia: Well, Maybe it has something to do with Y/N. He and I were sucked up into the same Warp Pipe Maria dove into.

Peach was surprised to hear that there was another person that was also brought into this world. Maria thought about it for a moment as it suddenly dawned on her that you might be in trouble.

Maria: Oh no! What if Bowsette's Kidnapped Y/N! We've got to save him'a!

Before Luigia and Peach could Stop her she Bolted out of the Castle and started her Journey to Bowsettes castle without thinking.

Peach: Maria! Darn it! she ran off. Luigia, you seem to be more careful than Maria is. Can you make sure nothing bad happens if Bowsette has indeed Kidnapped Y/N in my stead?

She asked as Luigia nodded. Of course, she'd look out for her Little Sister. She's been doing that for as long as she can remember.

Luigia: Don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't do too much Damage! Y/N wouldn't want anyone getting gravely injured on his behalf!

She stated as she quickly left after Maria as well. Leaving Peach to ponder that You were a Boy and not a Girl.

Peach: On His Behalf... Interesting. I wonder if he likes Cake?

The Princess said to herself as she wondered what you would look like. Perhaps a Dashing Rouge? A Strong Warrior? Or even a Scholar? One things clear, she definitely wants to see you.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: I'm getting a little Mixed up here... Isn't Peach supposed to be Whimsical and Kind enough to where she wouldn't hurt a fly while Bowsette is supposed to be Cold Hearted and Evil?

Fem A/N: Well Yeah, but this is a Fanfiction. I like to add a little nuance to my stories. And if I want to make Peach a Scary Bitch when she's pissed and Bowsette seem like a Closeted Nice Lady then I will. It's part of what makes this fun.

Chibi A/N: Ok I suppose you have a point... Let me guess you're setting something devious up aren't you?

Fem A/N: Oh absolutely. How could I not? I mean come on. It should be obvious what I'm doing. But before I reveal any more Details to the Audience, Let's get back to the Story!

You were currently dumbfounded as you were sitting at a Tea Table with one of the Most Feared Rulers... In a Room that looked like one of those Homes you see in ads for products, but with a few things different... Namely that most of the furniture is Red and Black including the kitchen tiles and utensils. Heck, even the tea set was Red and Black. Speaking of which she poured a nice hot cup of green Tea.

Bowsette: Ooooo! This is so exciting! I never had people Willingly come to me before! Well expect maybe Peach, but that's a bit of a Technically. I still Kidnapped her for Tea Parties.

She said in a surprisingly whimsical tone as you took the Teacup and take a refreshing sip of Green Tea. It was surprisingly good!

Y/N: Oh wow! This is pretty good! It's not too Light or Strong and it doesn't taste bitter at all. I'm also getting a hint of Sweetness too. Did you use Honey?

Bowsette lit up like a Christmas Tree after you said as didn't know if you'd like it or not! I mean Peach Loves Tea she makes too, but she was more into Pastries and Fluffy Cakes than Leaf Water.

Bowsette: Oh! Yes! Yes, I did! I'd figured it was a little bland if I didn't add Honey too. Do you like it?

You nodded shortly after you took another Sip as it does indeed tickle your Fancy, so to speak.

Y/N: Oh yeah! I do this in my daily routine all the time. I used to Drink Coffee but at some point, I just couldn't afford to keep up with Someone's rampant Coffee addiction.

You said not wanting to say Maria's name just in case it'd set Bowsette off, but she picked up what you were saying... And surprisingly she wasn't mad about it. In fact, it intrigued her.

Bowsette: Really? How much does Maria Drink within a Day?

She asked which surprised you slightly, but you continued to roll with it. For one of the most feared rules of the Land, she's pretty pleasant to talk to.

Y/N: Oh she drinks Way too much Coffee in a single day. Maria Drinks about Five Cups a day. Keep in mind that she adds two scoops of Suger in her coffee.

Bowsette looked a bit puzzled after you said Two scoops of Suger, surly you mean two Suger Cubes, Right? Or at the Very Least Teaspoons. Wait! Surely she couldn't!

Bowsette: Are you saying She uses Two Table Spoons of Suger in one Coffee!?

She ask completely astonished Maria had such a Suger Problem! You nodded as it only gets worse.

Y/N: Oh yes. Not only that she pours way too much Milk into her coffee, and by the time she finishes pouring it her Coffee is Light Brown. Her Sweet Tooth doesn't end there either! She ate an Entire Chocolate Tombstone within two days! That pure Chocolate Tombstone was for a Halloween Party and she ate it in two days!

Well damn, Bowsette knew Maria had a Thing for Sweets but she didn't think it was this bad! No wonder why her stomps hurt so much.

Bowsette: Dear God! I'm surprised she isn't dead from all that Suger she consumed!

You took another sip from the Tea as you recalled the time she Ate the Cheese Cake you brought home so you could eat it later after Dinner.

Y/N: I know! And every time I bring sweet stuff home I have to hide it from her. Yet she somehow finds it the next day! I swear she has the nose of a Bloodhound when it comes to Sweets.

Bowsette looked a tad Shocked that you lived with Maria... And a Little Worried that you two were... Closer than she thought.

Bowsette: Wait, you two live together?

She asked somewhat timidly as she was thinking the worst. All that wash away however when you said this.

Y/N: Well more like She and her Sister live with me. They pretty much begged me to let them live in my home that was given to me. They spent all their money on getting a workshop they couldn't even live in and with Rent so High they couldn't do much with their money. So I Give them Food and Warm Beds and I even get the Bills Paid. I'll tell you something though, it is Weird having your Bosses live in your own home. It's hard to describe. After all, The person who gives my Paycheck is sleeping in a bunk bed with her sister in the next room. I guess the word for it would either be Polarizing or Odd. Still, we maintain a decent enough friendship. So that's a plus I guess.

Bowsette mentally breathed a Sigh of Relief. She almost thought you were Taken there. But she had a few questions floating in her head. Maria having a sister is one of them. How he can afford a house with that kinda strain is Another. And lastly...

Bowsette: How did you get your home? Did your parents leave you it before leaving or something?

She asked as she started to take a big-old sip of Tea. You took a quick second to look at your tea before you spoke.

Y/N: Well not exactly, I don't really have any parents. I was raised in an Orphanage.

Bowsette eyes widened a bit as she started to choke a little on her Green Tea. The problem was she also had a mouth full of it as well after sucking it all up by accident. Which was caused by her complete Shock from the sudden realization that you did have any Parents. You can probably guess where this is going as you were suddenly doused in Green Tea while Bowsette started coughing. Basically, a Spit-take.

Bowsette: *Cough!* *Cough!* Oh Jumping Wigglers... *Cough!* Cough!* Sorry! I did not expect that.

As she coughed a bit more you looked... Well looked like you've been through this before as you were Stone Faced with this occurrence.

Y/N: It's Fine. Luigia did the Same Thing after I told her about that little Factoid too. But Yeah, I really don't have any Parents.

You stated somewhat casually as Bowsette took a second to catch her breath. She still wondered who the heck left you a House. She knows those things in your World are like selling an arm and a leg... Probably much more.

Bowsette: Well... I can relate to not having Parents so to speak, but you're telling me some Random Person just left you a House?

She said kinda assuming this person just left you a House. And she'd be right as you used a few napkins while you nodded a bit.

Y/N: Yeah, the people who ran the Orphanage thought it was weird too. Luckily they left it alone. Other than a letter the person left me that's about it.

After you whipped off your face the detail Bowsette mentioned was bouncing around in your mind. The one about Relating to you not having Parents.

Y/N: So wait... You didn't have any Parents Either?

You asked having a slightly surprised expression. Bowsette rubbed the back of her head a little.

Bowsette: Well I was Raised by Kammy... She wasn't exactly parent material though. That and I was a bit of a brat as a kid. Bad Parent mixed in with Bratty Kid does not mix well. So I got away with a lot of stuff, Stuff that in hindsight was probably a bad idea. Like one time I tried to Steal something called a Star Rod. Supposedly made me invincible. I also remember nearly winning against Maria that time. Was bitten by Princess Peaches Prayers of all things. I think was so Mad that I threw my Throne out of the Window that time... Along with a Few Koopas.

She said with a hint of a somber Tone. It was like it kinda gnawed at her. The question bouncing around in your head was...

Y/N: What Changed? You seemed to be a lot nicer now.

Bowsette sighed as she really wished the rest of her subjects could say the same now. But to answer your question...

Bowsette: It was a mixture of being emotionally beaten down paired with meeting the right guy at the right time. I had just gotten up from another defeat from Maria and was thrown into Lava once again. After I climbed out I was just sick of it. Everything I could think off failed and now I was starting to feel really depressed. I started to think I wasn't even worthy enough to Rule a Kingdom. So one day I just left and spent time in your world disguised as a Human in nothing but a pair of Jeans, some old sneakers, and a Hoodie with a loose shirt. I was sitting on a bench one day just sitting there wallowing in my self-pity when this Guy in a Red Jacket wearing a pair of Aviators sat next to me and asked what was wrong. I told him he wouldn't understand and then he told me Try me. So I told him everything. Every detail that'd make anyone else say I'm crazy and leave...

She paused for a moment. You let her collect her thoughts as you didn't want to interrupt her story which she soon continued after taking a small breath and sighing a little.

Bowsette: Yet he said Guess I'm Crazy too. He then told me about his adventures. How his world was taken by Aliens and that he was part of a resistance to take it back. How they had guns and armor wouldn't believe and what type of Aliens he had to fight, Oh don't get me started on Explosives! Those are my bread and Butter! You could see a Muton go flying in the air from a mile away! I laughed when he said that. The thought of some massive hulk of muscle blasting off into the Horizon like Team Rocket was just too funny to me. He then said See. I told you that was Funny Heckter. You clever bastard. Like he was reminiscing about a long-lost friend.

She paused again as she let out a sigh. Before clearing her throat continuing the story.

Bowsette: I still visit him from time to time. He's kinda that Big brother I never had... Even after a Learned, I had other Siblings. I had at one point had feelings for him, but he turned me down. He's not the type to Linger around. As he says. He seems to be always moving around and doing things. Though I get the feeling he didn't want a relationship for more Personal Reasons. Something about that topic pains him. So I just decided to just be friends with him. I always wanted to ask him what made him not want to be in a relationship, but I never did. Mainly because I think it might have brought back bad memories if I did. He still pulled me out of a bad time though and I owe him a lot for that. Just wished he come to visit me sometime for a change. It gets difficult trying to make time to visit him and trying to rule a Kingdom. I've got a lot to balance on my plate you know.

After she said this she poured another cup of tea while you looked at the Clothes Kamica gave you which were still wet.

Y/N: Can I ask you two things?

You asked as Bowsette nodded after pouring her a new cup of green tea.

Bowsette: Well I don't see why not. So shoot for the moon!

She said as she made sure she was going to drink her Green Tea until After you asked your questions. She does not want another spit-take again.

Y/N: Ok, So First I gotta ask. Why do you rule through Intimidation?

You asked with a genuine tone of curiosity as Bowsette nervously chuckled.

Bowsette: Well... It's kinda what I've been known for. Believe it or not, Most of my people expect me to be this Fierce Queen that will protect them as well as have a Ferm Grip and a Swift hand at dealing with Criminals. Me and Princess Peach have the least amount of Active crime rate in the whole world for various and very different reasons... At least that I know of. I heard there was another Kingdom that has another Princess ruling over it, but that's pretty far away to visit. So basically if I act all scary and tough people will think twice about ruining another person's life... Or just stealing a Mushroom from a Shop in a surprising amount cases. Now, what was your other question?

She asked before a quick sip of her Green Tea and luckily she did that because A, it came out of Left Field, and B, she had totally forgotten that she accidentally spat Green Tea on you.

Y/N: Do you mind if use your shower real quick? I think I'm getting all sticky from that Honey.

Bowsette had a look of surprise. As said before she forgot all about that. Luckily she Might have a backup shirt or two for you to wear after you get your shower! Heck, she even might have some pants seeing as she often gets Men's Clothes from your world. Why? I mean come on, Price Check Women's Pants to Men's Pants. I guarantee you'll be surprised.

Bowsette: Oh! Yes! Of course, you can! It's the least I can do after... I Uh... Spat Green Tea on you...

After she said this she made a nervous chuckle as she quickly gets up making sure not to make any more of a mess than she already had.

Bowsette: I'll show you to the Bathroom is and I'll get some clothes to wear while you freshen up.

As she said this you got up from your seat before the two of you were heading upstairs talking a little while doing so... Little did you or even Bowsette know that the door leading to the throne room was getting slightly opened up by an Unseen Person.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: Oh, ok I see where this is going.

Fem A/N: Do you really though?

Chibi A/N: Well if anyone's been paying attention to Bowsette's off-handed comments I'm sure they'll put the dots together.

Fem A/N: Well I'll give you a Hint. Bowsette has yet to have any kids.

Chibi A/N: Ok. So that could leave Sssonic02's-

Fem A/N: It's not Bowsette Jr. Either. She or He either or has yet to be... *Clears Throat* Created.

Chibi A/N: What are you-? *Sudden Realization* Oh dear god.

Fem A/N: I knew you'd get it eventually. Now back to the story!

Maria and Luigia were running toward a long and Narrow path with Strange Floating Bricks. Some of which had question marks on them... Actually, They appeared to be metal now she looks closer! Pulse there looks to be walking mushrooms and Turtles that wear shoes and walk on two legs! They also looked Very Toonie though so it doesn't look all that bad. Still, they don't look too friendly.

Luigia: Maria! Wait! Are you sure we need to go through here? I mean those guys don't look too friendly.

Maria rolled her eyes as she knew Luigia would probably say something like that.

Maria: It's Fine Luigia, Just stomp'a on the Goomba's and Koopas.

She stated as that made Luigia Worry about the Goomba's and Koopas' well-being. I mean one wrong step and BAM! You've murdered something.

Luigia: Maria! What if they get seriously hurt!?

She said... Right before Maria Jumps up and stomps on a Goomba which turned into a puff of smoke. Luigia was about to freak out, but Maria said something really interesting.

Maria: Luigia it's fine. All I'm doing is giving'a them a wallop before they teleport back to safety thanks to the Magic Koopas spell on them. I'm sure we'll see that Goomba in another stage pretty soon'a. And if we stomp on a Koopa they'll just hide in their Shells. So everything gonna be fine!

Luigia sighed as she was still having reservations about doing this. But if that's what it takes to make sure you're ok, which she's fairly confident you are, that'll have to be a necessary evil she must do. That and she also wanted to make sure Maria didn't seriously hurt anyone by mistake.

Luigia: Alright, but Please be more Careful.

Maria giggled as she found it a little funny her Big Sister was asking Her to be careful when this isn't Her first time being here. Unlike Luigia who hasn't got a clue how this world works. After all, she did was just get here a couple of hours ago. Most of which she was unconscious.

Maria: Just follow my lead, Sis!

She said as she and Luigia started to do what most of you know they're known for. They Jumped on Goomba's and Koopas as well as Floating bricks. Maria punched one of those Question Mark bricks mentioned before and two of those Red Mushrooms with eyes popped out.

Maria: Alright Sis! Watch what happens when you eat one of these!

After she said this Luigia watched as Maria picked up the Mushroom and quickly took a big bite out of it. Maria suddenly started to glow for a few seconds before her form changed into a much more robust version of herself.

Art by Sevie/SevieShere

Edited it because of Nipple outline and Side/Under Booba. Go this from Devant Art so you'll have to be logged in to see it, but I'll link it anyways. Now let's see if I can get away with the other one.

Maria: See sis! These Mushrooms make us bigger! We can take a hit and still keep on moving.

Uh... Well, that's one way to put it! Luigia was surprised at just how THICC her little sister got from eating a simple Mushroom and Maria grabbed the other one and handed it to her.

Maria: Go ahead! Try it! As Edible Mushrooms go these aren't too bad'a!

Luigia was visibly nervous, after all, she was about to eat a Mushroom that changes your body. But it doesn't seem painful in the slightest since Maria was just fine. So she took a deep breath and grabbed the Mushroom.

Luigia: H-here'a goes a nothing...

She took a bite out of the Mushroom and started to glow for a few seconds as well. She closed her eyes as she prayed she won't look fat or something like that. But as a moment passed she opened them to see that she was actually pretty THICC herself now!

Art by Sevie/SevieSphere

Luigia: Wow! This'a isn't half bad! And neither was that Mushroom!

She said as that Mushroom was surprisingly tasty! Maria chuckled as she started to see Luigia getting the hang of things worked around here.

Maria: Oh there are plenty more things we can do! Just follow me!

The Red Sister said with a Pep in her step as she honestly was excited to share the fun of this world with her Sister... As well as you at some point. Maria just had to rescue you from the Clutches from Bowsette first! While Luigia is finding it fun bouncing around, Punching Bricks to pieces, Collecting Coins, and even stopping on enemies she is a little worried that Maria might be hyper-focusing on Bowsette even though they don't know for sure if you're even in her Clutches. They might be assaulting her for no reason which of course she knew you didn't want. After all, they're trying to Find You and if you need Rescuing they'll do it, but if you don't then maybe they should stop attacking these Toonie beings and try to find You without causing any more damage. But as Luigia was thinking this while following Maria she noticed that her Younger sister went down a pipe that made a similar sound to when You and Her were Sucked up into this world. Even though she was nervous she took a breath and went down the pipe. Soon she fell down onto her feet as Maria was Stomping on a Goomba.

Luigia: Mamma Mia! I didn't know they had Sewers in this world!

She said as she continued to follow Maria through the underground passage. They were stomping on Goomba's and Koopas while navigating the passages. Soon they come out of the pipe and near a set of stairs with one lone enemy upon it.

Maria: Let's race to the Flag Pole!

Maria shouts as she quickly started to jump up the blocks. Luigia quickly started to catch up as Maria defeated the Enemy by, of course, jumping on its head and continuing on. However, Luigia and Maria were neck and neck and they both jumped for the flag and grabbed it at the same time! It seems like they were tied as they pulled the flag down.

Maria: That was a lot's of fun, huh Luigia?

She asked as Luigia Nodded while a Green Shelled Koopa was exiting out of the Castle with a Phone.

Luigia: Yeah! That was surprisingly fun!

After she said that the Koopa started laughing as he noticed a certain Photo doing the rounds on Musher(Basically Twitter if it wasn't Hell).

Koopa: Oh man! Whoever this dude is he has some massive Chain Chops to be knocking on Queen Bowsette's Door!

He said aloud not knowing Maria and Luigia were standing right behind him.

Luigia: Excuse me, sir, but what are you talking about?

The Green Sister asked while the Koopa was still staring at his phone assuming it was either a Goomba or Fellow Koopa.

Koopa: Oh some Guy named Y/N just straight up went over to Bowsette's castle and Knocked on her door. Hey! Who knows. If he has the Bob-ombs to do that Bowsette will finally get a Taste of the Wiggler on him if you know what I-

He turns his head to see Luigia who was pretty much visibly Stunned at the revelation that you WILLINGLY went to Bowsette's castle while Maria looks like she's about to turn this Koopa Troopa into a pile of Dry Bones if you know what I'm saying.

Maria: Excuse me, but what the fuck did you just say?

The Koopa didn't know which was worse. The fact he was getting a rather Murderous Stare from the great Maria... Or the fact she Dropped the Italian accent due to how pissed she was.

Koopa: I-I-I... U-uh... S-s-some guy w-went to Bowsette's C-castle and knock on H-her door...

Yeah if he hadn't crapped his Shell before he definitely has now. Jokes aside, he was so terrified he was quaking in his shell.

Luigia: Maria, I get why you're mad, but don't take it out on others. You know Y/N wouldn't want that.

She said trying to calm her sister down as the Koopa was currently fearing for his life.

Koopa: P-p-please don't hurt me...

He said with a scared voice as Maria stared him down. Maria took a deep breath and sighed.

Maria: Leave. And never tell this to anyone. Or I will find you.

The Koopa did not waste time and took this chance to flee Immediately as Maria stood there in silence for a moment.

Luigia: M-M-Maria? Are you ok?

The Green Sister asked while very concerned as she did not see Maria act like this at all.

Maria: Luigia, Remember how we had to pull him out of a Situation back on Earth where he was Chatting with two girls?

Luigia distinctly remembered those girls were just asking him for directions to the Local Library for exams.

Luigia: I remember you going a tad overboard.

She bluntly stated as Maria quickly turned around. Took a deep Breath. And Exhaled.

Maria: All I am saying is Y/N has a knack for getting himself into trouble... And now he's Willing entering Bowsette's Castle. So when we find him, We will take him Home and Make sure he never comes here again.

She said in a Half Annoyed and Half Fury of a Thousand Suns levels of Pissed. Luigia crossed her arms and looked at her Younger sister dead in the Eyes with a raised brow.

Luigia: Aren't you overreacting? I mean Y/N only made One Mistake which from what you've said is a pretty big one. But this is something more than just Saving the Day again, isn't it?

Maria Groaned in annoyance as now they were having this talk again!

Maria: Ok fine! I'M JELIOUS!!! Happy!? You should be too! I mean what if Bowsette's having one of those stupid Tea parties with him now!? Or worse they could be making Whoopee!

She said clearly still out of spite for her rival and Luigia can clearly see that. But they had a bit of an agreement with each other as they Both liked you more than Just a Friend.

Luigia: While yes that could very well be happing, You know what we've promised in the past should Y/N finally catch onto our advances, which haven't exactly landed well on many- Scratch that every occasion.

Maria then Crossed her arms as she Admits her Hints had either been Vague or had Blown Up in her face... Sometimes literally. As for her sister, Luigia is just too nervous to ask him out on a date or can't go threw with asking You if you like them or not.

Maria: Yeah I know. We promised to share him, But We're kinda bad at this flirting stuff. Look We're not pros when it comes to Dating. Our Dad was kinda a Dick who tried to run a circus full of Monkeys which kept breaking out and causing Havoc Everywhere. What's your point?

She bluntly said while Luigia gave her a raised brow as Maria soon connected the dots... And she did not like the image they made.

Maria: No! Out of the question! There is an argument to be made about Peach-!

Luigia was quick to point out why as she quickly interjects Maria's conversation.

Luigia: By Argument, you mean you would hand over Y/N in a Heart Beat if the Princess asked for him. Out of Fear of her Wrath or that she won't give you the Sweets needed to feed your sugar addiction if you don't.

Maria Groans as this conversation was veering off course. After all, this is about Bowsette, not Peach.

Maria: The Point is that there is NO WAY I'm letting some Diabolical Lizard Turtle share our Crush with us! Luigia, she tried to conquer the Mushroom Kindom Time and again! She Kidnaps Princess Peach for Tea Parties! She's a Villain!

Luigia was yet again quick to point out a detail she keeps overlooking. You're Uncanny Ability to be likable.

Luigia: Maria, If there is anyone that can Convince Bowsette to stop these villainous acts it's Y/N. Remember the Biker Gang he convinced to stop selling Nose Candy and start protecting the Town?

Maria facepalms... Well her face Duh. Anyways, That's why Maria is worried about You. You tend to try and talk yourself out of situations rather than Punch a guy that was Clearly trying to Mug him with a Toy Gun that was spray Painted Lime Green! Not Black, LIME GREEN. Like who does that!?

Maria: Look I get that he Could convince bad people to do good things, But Bowsette is a whole different story! She's a Freaking Massive Turtle Dragon that shoots Fire out of her mouth! And She lives in a Castle with a Moat of Lava!

While yes those things are Pretty Dangerous... And Cool. None of those things make something Evil. Luigia just thinks Maria is Hyper Focusing on her Complex History with Bowsette.

Luigia: Maria... Just listen to yourself. You're-.

Before she could finish Maria started to walk off into the surrounding planes heading towards another Level.

Maria: End of Discussion! Now come on let's go save Y/N.

Luigia sighed as Maria was essentially going down a Dark Road... The same their Father went down trying to get Money for the family with that Monkey Circus mentioned earlier. At first, he seemed fine trying to do right by the Family. But he began to drift farther and farther from the Family before resenting them entirely and became lost in his life. He left without a word one day never to be seen again. Recalling these Dark Memories Luigia's resolves only grew as she follows her Sister... If only to stop her from following their father's footsteps.

Luigia: Y/N. Please be safe.

She quietly said to herself as she ran over to Maria Catching up to her and Following her.

Meanwhile

Chibi A/N: Huh, Personal Drama. Neet.

Fem A/N: Uh... You're not gonna complain or...?

Chibi A/N: Look, you're clearly doing a thing here. Obviously, you're not gonna put a Normal Spin on things. You're making this Complex and Interesting... Or at least trying to. Sure that's not what Mario is known for, but there have been far worse stories before. Now are you just gonna sit there and get critiqued by a Chibi Version of your Male Self or are we going to stop wasting words on these bits?

Fem A/N: Ok... Fine Geez... Back to the Story then.

Bowsette was just finished getting a Fresh set of Clothes while she was also washing the Clothes Kamica conjured.

Bowsette: Alright... This Shirt should do!

She said holding up a Shirt with a Strange Golden Triangle made of three smaller Golde Tringles... It also has something called Legend of Zelda on it. She shrugged as she has no idea what this was supposed to be, but hey! It'll probably look great on you! As for the Pants their just some Sweat Pants. But as she was exiting her Closet she notice there was a bit of Steam in the hall. She also noticed the Bathroom Door was cracked and opened and the Sound of Rushing Water echoing in the Halls... And she had to admit... She was a little curious as to what you looked like underneath your Clothes. As Bowsette inched closer to the door she had a bit of an inner conflict. Should she even be doing this? Should she let her curiosity get the better of her? I mean of Star's Sake you're her guest!... But she was just far too curious and she just had to peak! So she set the Clothes she had picked out for you on an end table next to the Bathroom and slowly peaked over to see your silhouette through the haze of Fresh Steam of hot Water. Your back was turned as you were washing your hair thoroughly... And Of course, having some vocal Shower Thoughts.

Y/N: Hmm. I wonder if there is any Phone reception here? Actually, did I even bring my Phone?

You asked no one in particular as you thought you were all alone in the Bathroom. The Steam began to clear a little as you turned a bit to show your stomach. And Ho-Boy did her eyes Shoot open wide.

Bowsette's eyes didn't stop there either... As she might have figured out what the Humans mean by Third Leg... And she only ever heard it as a Joke among your kind! She didn't think your race had such-!

Y/N: Huh?

You looked at the door to see that it was Cracked open. You sighed to yourself as you kinda felt like something was gnawing at the back of your mind.

Y/N: Crap... I left the door cracked open... Oh well. I'll close it when I'm finished getting Honey out of my Hair.

You said while turning your back again as Bowsette Bushed like Crazy. She was nearly caught red Handed Peeping on her Guest! She started to whisper to herself.

Bowsette: Oh My Stars... What type of Human is he? His Abs are so tough you could grind meat on them~!

She shook her head as her mind was wandering to places one would call the Gutter. She can't be thinking like this! She just met You! It's just way too weird for her to be fantasizing about You when you two haven't Dated yet! Right? Well, in any case, Bowsette should definitely not try to peak in again... Though... Maybe she should... Take the Shirt away from the clothes she picked out for you... You know because it just might be too small to contain those... Uh. Yeah, she quickly got up and took the Shirt back to her room, and when she came back out into the hall she noticed that the sound of Rushing water had stopped. She started to Panic as she heard you drying yourself off with a Towel. She had to think fast! So she quickly headed downstairs to see what she could be doing to try and act as if nothing happened!

Bowsette: Let's see... Should Brew another pot of tea? No. That'd be a bit repetitive... Should I cook something? N-no... I'd be too... Uh...

She then noticed the sound of You started to Walking toward the bathroom door after you finished drying off and she quickly started to look around. But as she sees something You walked out with a Towel around your waist to see that only a pair of Sweat Pants had been left out for you.

Y/N: Eh, Better than nothing.

You said to yourself Shrugging as you Put the Sweat pants on. Luckily your underwear was still good... After all, it was literally made like a couple of hours ago. So as you walked down shirtless as said shirt was being currently washed you saw Bowsette... Watering some fake Plants... Fake Plants that kinda look like that Gaint Plant from that one movie. You think it like took up half the room in that movie, but this one's a- I'm getting off-topic here...

Y/N: Uh... What are you doing?

You asked confused as to why Bowsette is watering something clearly made of Cloth. Not Plastic as it would normally be in your world. Cloth... At least it won't choke some Fish out with Micro Plastics thankfully.

Bowsette: O-oh Uh... J-just watering some Plants...

She said with a nervous smile as she stopped pouring water into a clearly fake plant. Which thankfully didn't pour onto the floor seeing as the Plant was made from Cloth. And rather than tell her that she was watering a Cloth Plant, which she probably knows is Fake, You decide to ask something completely unrelated.

Y/N: Ok... So... Uh, You got any Movies or Games?

You asked as Tea Time has clearly been finished... That and you can't really leave without clothes so you kinda need to Hang out for a bit. Bowsette tried to contain a slight Blush on her face as she can think of one game You two can play together... And no! It's not that! Get your mind out of the Gutter!

A Few Moments Later...

Well, here You and Bowsette are. Playing something Called The Forgotten Lands starring a Hungry Pink ball of pure mass destruction dubbed Kirby. Well, You were playing it right now. Apparently, you had to play through the Intro since she did this like... Fifty times now.

Y/N: Did a Black Hole just eat me?

You asked as Kirby was being warped into different shapes within a Blue Void surrounded by all of the things that were sucked up.

Bowsette: Well it's more like a Portal or a Worm Hole.

She states as the Screen suddenly fades to Black. When the Screen comes back Kirby was waking up on a beach as the game finally begins.

Y/N: Ok... Let's see what this little Pink Gumball can do.

After you said this you make Kirby enter the forest and learn how to Jump, Eat Objects apparently... As well as Dangerous Cute things, and get treated to the sight of an Overgrown City that was Filled with Dangerous Cute things.

Bowsette: Ok, Suck that guy up.

She said pointing at a guy with a Sword in Green Armor. Which made you think of another game you generally enjoy playing. Not sure if Bowsette would like that Game considering it involves Killing some small dudes, but hey. But hey They were trying to wipe out humanity so It's kinda self-defense... That and another enemy to fight other than themselves, but I'm getting off-topic again. Back to Fun loving Pink Ball of Destruction! You sucked the guy up and absorb him to gain a Sword and a Green Cap.

Y/N: Wait, did I eat that Sword Guy to turn into Link?

You asked as you started to hack and slash you're way through the stage.

Bowsette: Well you absorbed the Sword Guy for a Copy Ability. Now you can use a Sword! It's basically your Run of the Mill Ability. Just wait until you get to the other Abilities!

She said as you casually inhaled a guy throwing Bombs which gave you that guy's Hat and the Ability the Throw Bombs.

Y/N: Oh boy! Blow things up!

When you threw the bombs your were a bit underwhelmed as these Bombs were more like Cartoon Smoke Bombs. Although you understood why it couldn't be a Big Firey Explosion. It's a Kid's game at the end of the Day. As you continue on you eventually reach a Car dealership of some kind. You watch Kirby Suck up some cute Enemy Doggo's... And a Car which her wrapped his entire body around trying to eat.

Bowsette: What do you think of that?

She asked with a Hint of eagerness as you start Driving through the stage as Pink Bubble Gum Wrap over a Rusty Car.

Y/N: Well. Hitting something with a Car is definitely more Punchy than those Bombs.

You said as you just casually committed multiple Hit and Run's... What? It's a Video Game. You may be opposed to resulting to Violence as a first resort in real life, but you're not THAT guy who complains on Twitter that Violence, and Apparently anything someone DOESN'T align with... Whatever the heck they are nowadays, within Video games are the second coming of the Devil, Misogynistic, homophobic, and Dare I say it Racist Because the Pink Bubble gum monster isn't something they wanted or there is some vague thing they're offended by! Oh and Don't get me started on those dumbasses trying to Sexualize Fucking Autism, it's a Condition, not a Sexual Preference! Oh Right... I forgot I was Writing a Story. My apologies.

Bowsette: Oh just wait until you get a hammer. I guarantee that Ability will pack quite the wallop. especially when you get two, but that's later down the line.

She states while Kirby Brakes a rock that caused a Draw Bridge to slam down making the Ground Shake a bit and opening a new path. Just as a catchy tune started to play a question came to you as you remembered her saying something about Siblings but most importantly you also wanted to know if she even knew her dad.

Y/N: So I know this might sound odd, but Did you know what your parents were like? Or were you just adopted by your Foster parent? Also, you mentioned you had Siblings before. Are they, distant relatives?

You asked straight to the point and Bowsette let out a slight sigh as she should have seen this coming. So this is probably going to get a bit complex to explain thoroughly so she'll give a Prime example before going into explaining it in a bit more detail.

Bowsette: Ok so the best way to explain how I know I even had Siblings is that I eventually had one visit my castle... Though she was actually a Full Blooded Dragon and not a Half Dragon Koopa like me. The Basic jest is, My dad was kinda like Zeus 2.0. However, unlike Zeus being in a Marriage and being mostly known nowadays for his Infidelity, My father who was a Full Blooded Dragon came from a culture where Male Dragons were in short supply. So the concept of marriage wasn't exactly a thing in their culture. Free Love was, however, but their definition is a bit different than what your world would know it as. Think of it as... Uh... What's the word those Anime People use...

She had trouble trying to figure what the word is for what she was trying to describe. But you can tell what she was trying to say. Not because you watched those kinds of Anime(Unless you do.) but because you have this odd neighbor that is an Anime Fanatic and the term Harem has been thrown out in your conversations from time to time... Sometimes negatively, but that's only when the Show was just bad.

Y/N: So it's like a Harem, but instead of trying to win over the affection of the person they're trying to woo. They're sharing them. Like an Agreement or an unspoken rule.

Bowsette nodded looking slightly perplexed as to the word that describes the concept she was thinking about as she thought it was another word that starts with an O and ends with a Y. But she decided to put that aside to continue her explanation.

Bowsette: Well yes, you're mostly right. My Supposed Sister who I bearly known for a minute offered me to join their ranks, but I declined. I had a Kingdom to rule over. She understood and left, but not before telling me about our father.

She paused for a moment as she took a deep breath and sighed. Mainly because the Kingdom she was Ruling now is built on the foundations he set in place.

Bowsette: He was a Strict and somewhat harsh ruler. He had Muiltable Kingdoms that he builds within other realms. This enviably leads to him Mingling with some other people other than Dragons. They were completely different species in their own right though my Sister did not tell me how many of us are out there... Mainly because I don't think she knows herself. In any case, one day he had to Stop a Powerful Entity that threatened his kingdom. He gave his life to do so... As did my mom supposedly. Leaving me Alone with Kammy. Who Might Have said a few things here or there about it, but never in great detail.

That sounds... A bit suspicious. Both Parents died when only one went out and stopped an evil entity and left her alone with Kammy. Then again it sounds like she only got vague details rather than Clear answers. So nothing seems to be set in stone.

Y/N: So, you think Kammy is holding something back?

You asked as you fought off a wave of Cute Puppers in a blue Circle area. And judging from Bowsette's look she can obviously tell she was hiding something.

Bowsette: Well Kammy has a Good Memory so I doubt she forgot it in her old age. But I know for sure she did secretly Remove my mother from power. No, she's a bit torn up about it whatever it was. And it's not because she's secretly my mom or anything, it's something else. Maybe my dad was courting her as well. I have no clue.

She answered Bluntly as she honestly had Zero Idea what she was keeping Secret. But she liked to ask a question, but unlike yours, that's somewhat personal yet Expected. She wanted to know what gamea you liked.

Bowsette: Alright. My turn to ask a question! What is your favorite game?

Oh, that was a good question. There are tons of games out there that you'd like... Some that you don't, but you decided to list off a few notable franchises.

Y/N: Let's see... I like Halo, Legend of Zelda, X-com, and Castlevania. To name a few of course.

You skipped mentioning Payday 2 since that probably wouldn't fly over well with Bowsette... Then again who knows? Payday 2 is fun and wacky enough to forget you're stealing Tax Payer dollars and Destroying countless households by making a lot of single parents and Orphans... Just don't think too hard about it.

Bowsette: Well they defiantly sound like Dude games.

She stated as you noticed the coop feature had unlocked in the game you're playing right now. Of course, since you have a functioning set of eyeballs you easily read it pretty quickly and paused to start the Coop game.

Y/N: Well they kinda are. They don't exactly have too much cartoony stuff in them. Halo is about a futuristic Super Soldier that fights off Aliens that threaten to destroy the Galaxy, Legend of Zelda is about a boy named Link defeating a bad guy normally named Ganon with a Princess named Zelda, and Link hast to save Zelda from time to time...

Bowsette doesn't know why she just got hit with so much deja vu with what you just said, but you continued before she could come up with a question.

Y/N: X-com has a somewhat similar theme with Halo, but it's more of a Tactical Game were you manage a Squad to fight off alien invaders or in X-com 2's case kick them off your home planet, And Castlevania or at least the Older games that I've played is Exploring the Castle which the game is named after to destroy Dracula and his minions.

Yeah, Bowsette was more convinced those are dude games... But they do sound pretty fun actually. Still she kinda only got this stuff from that aforementioned Crazy Friend. She always found it strange he was able to get these things with ease. Like how does he get this stuff and have time to do... Whatever he does? It doesn't matter right now though. You two were currently having a bit of fun doing stuff in the world of Kirby... In Video game form of course.

Bowsette: Huh... I guess I'll have to try them out. I normally just play Kirby games, Animal Crossing, as well as Pokémon.

As she said this the two of you failed to notice an Invisible figure place a Pink Bottle of what appeared to be liquor in the Fridge.

Y/N: I think you'll like them. They've got their own quirks about them. X-Com is a Tough Cookie though. RNG in that game can be a Nightmare at the start of the game. I will never not be worried about a 99% Hit rate ever again after playing that game.

While you two continued talking about Game Stuff AS you were playing a game. The Invisible Person left Bowsettes little Home within her Castle quietly through the Windows... The only noise they made was a Feminine Giggle which was drowned out but Your and Bowsette's conversation.

Fem A/N: Alright. I think that'll do it. If I do any more I'll have to crunch it a bit.

Chibi A/N: Yeah sounds about right... 20k words seem like a lot, but when you really get into writing you'll find it very restrictive.

Fem A/N: Well these Bits don't exactly help.

Chibi A/N: Well then quick putting me in the Hypothetical position of the Reader then! I getting tired of asking questions! I just want to Kill for the Emperor and Harvest organs for a living! Is that too much to ask!?

Fem A/N: Well It shows that I've already thought of these questions and-.

Chibi A/N: Fuck Questions and Explaining yourself! Just have fun dicking around! Seriously! If people have a problem they can take it to HR!

HR: Please... We haven't eaten anything in days!

Chibi A/N: Shut up and get back into the Basement!

HR: *Whispers as he goes back down to the basement*

Chibi A/N: Fucken Hell... Give them Scraps left over from my projects and they still beg for more food!

Fem A/N: Uuuuuuhhhhhh...

Chibi A/N: Oh Shove it! I've got many methods for getting rid of bodies! Now do the outro you Bitch!

Fem A/N: *Takes a Deep breath* *Exhales* I warned you about calling me that. *Pulls out a Red-Hot Knife*

*Screams could be heard in the Editors' room where the camera jumps to*

Editor: *Sigh* Well I hope you enjoyed this Chapter. I hope you'll join us next time where... *Reads Script*. "Where the Editor gets turned into a Bunny Girl"? What the Fuck is this? Whatever, Hope We'll see you soon. Stay safe out there!

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Ȁ̷͇̙̈́͜͝ ̶̹̜͋͌S̴̢͇̋͒õ̴̲̹ǘ̵̥́l̸̐̏̚ͅ ̶̬̇̈͠s̴̡͙̒̀ŭ̸̧̦̖̐͝m̵̙̚ḿ̷͇̦̩͑͘o̷͕̓̌n̸̺͋̐e̷̢͊͂̕d̶̯̭̏͛ ̴̹̄̀f̷̡̭̹͗r̴͙͒̎̈ö̴͕m̴̞̍̍̆ ̵͔̟̯̐͐̄ẗ̶̘͙̜́̚͠h̶̯̔̽̔ê̵̳̼͉̌͛ ̸͉́ď̸̪̼ȩ̸̓̉̅p̵̧͙͛ṫ̵̳̙̽̈́h̸̞͖́̀͒s̴̨͆̀ ̸̧̄̀̕ǫ̷̾̔̈́f̴̛̫̃̑ ̵̫̜̖̒t̴̽̾̄ͅh̶̢̄e̸̙͐̽͗ŝ̶̮̺̏͘e̵̢̒̎͌ ̸̬̖̉W̴̳͉̤̿̓á̶̱l̵̞̣̀͂͘l̴̰̀͘š̸̯ ̸̫̟̝̃ẅ̸̝̬́̀i̸̢̛͒͐l̶̼̾̏l̵̬̒̔͑ ̶͔̾b̸̩̈́͗ȇ̵̜͓ ̴̰̠̗̃͝c̷̣͘ͅh̷̩͔̜̃̾ỏ̶̫ͅs̴͚̖̩̅e̶͖̱͖͌͛͝ņ̸̤̰̕͠.̷̞͝ ̸͇̹̒ͅS̷̻̉̏̑o̴̙̒̅ ̵͎͇̇̋̌F̵̟̤̈́͝e̴̪̍͝w̶͎̫̑ ̶̬̏ǫ̶̘̰̋f̷̱̦͊̈ ̷̢̲̙͒̍̐Ȗ̵̼̘s̸͎̪̾̚͝ ̴̪̎͌̈́ḛ̴̘̪̋̒v̵̬͝ę̴̲̏r̵̼̼̈́͒̊ ̸͈̳͈́l̴̺̆̎e̵̗̗͐̄̎ą̵͚̩̐v̸̤̪͖̽é̵̦͍̿̚ ̸̧̣̩̇̎h̴̤̏̋͘͜ẹ̴͑͑̉r̵͐̆ͅẽ̸̘͔̼̎͠.̶̖̅ͅ ̵̠́̉̕F̵̛̖̙e̷̻̔̔w̷̨̜̎e̶͕̰͖̍̽̆r̷̞̯̙̓͊́ ̶̻̖̔ş̷̲̫̐t̵̫͋̉̕i̸̢͖͗̓̽l̵͍͓͛l̸͈̃̆ ̷̩̮̗̆͘t̴̡̜͖͆h̷̥̃̌a̴̖̰͛̾t̵͉̰͎̀ ̴̢̞̈̔͝a̵͚̕r̸͙͕̠͐ȩ̸̨̠̒̅ń̶̬'̶͓̦̊͝ẗ̵͓́͠ ̴̳̯͠A̴̛̤͖l̸̢̨̹͗i̵̧̮̤͆́͘ǵ̴͕̦ņ̶̜̈̒͜e̴̩̯͕̓̔̃d̴̟͓͒̔ ̶̌̓͜ͅw̷̼͓̫̚̕i̷͕̱͛̍t̸̮͈̰͛h̴̥̤͌̔̓ ̸̬̹͝Ṫ̶͓̣̏̕ͅh̷̜̹̋̓ͅe̶̙̘̾͘ ̸͉̈̈́̃"̸̮̓̄͠C̶͍͔̍r̷̳̓e̸̲̊͠a̶̮͊̅t̶̥̰̝̒̃ǒ̴̦̪̮̓́r̸͕̟͊̅ͅ"̸̨̯͆.̷͎̬̐̂ ̴̡̛͇̋̐À̸̳͍͙ ̶̪́̈̆ͅf̶͕͗̊̎ͅͅá̶̮̖̺͊͆l̸̖̲̠̑̇s̵̩̳͔̅͘ḛ̶͚̮̽̆ ̷̬̟̐ẗ̴͇́i̸̧͓̽͘t̷̳͈̀l̴̤̯̂ē̵̠͗ ̷̢̦̘̋t̶̙͕̀͜h̷͉̆̈̌a̴̢̳̾̚͝t̶̟̘̊̚͝ ̶͖̐̄̚Ş̴̱̜́̚ĥ̴̹̲o̴̩̿̏̕ǘ̵͍l̶̞͚͇͂̓d̶̬̔̄̒ ̵̥̓̇B̶̜̱́͠é̶̦̤̐̆ ̶̯͛̃̕M̵͇͒į̴̳͉̀͘n̸̖̥̑̊̕ȩ̵̇.̵͙̖̞̓͛͠
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H̸̺̥͊͝e̵͖̫͝ͅe̷̟̅d̴̬̊̓ ̷̹͍̻̏̒̚ṇ̵̤̍̍̎o̸͔͍͒͒ͅt̷̰̣̯̍̒͠ ̴̟̬́t̷̻̝́͜h̴͎͚͖̊̀ë̷̲̲̺́ ̶̡̖̟̎t̵̪̊̓r̴̳̊ͅo̷̦̰͋̑ų̷̦̌̃͐b̸̠̺̃̿ĺ̷͓̘͂͠e̷͇͆d̶̪̠͆ ̸͇͔̱̌͊̕w̸̜͖̑ơ̴̤͓͒͝ͅr̵̙̔̄͘d̴̖̰͌ͅş̸̡̝̈̔͘ ̴̜̬́o̶͈̊̄͐f̸̨̧͗̾ͅ ̵̯̐t̶̙̝͋͠ͅh̴̨̳̬͂̓ỏ̷̧̓ṣ̵͔̼́ę̷̥̰̈́̆ ̷̲̝͑ẉ̶̈h̵̯̑̎̋ò̴̠̝̕ ̶̹͆L̸̰͕̿͊͝e̵̥͑a̴̛̠̺͍̒͌v̴̟̦̭̂͠e̸̗͛̑ ̶͔̎̋̅t̷̗͒h̸̗͍̭̎́̑i̴̖͉̙̎̃ş̸̟̖̋̿ ̶̧̩͗̓̔M̸̞͙̜̀̂̈́è̵̞͊͝s̶̢̭̑s̴̫͖̋ȧ̶̝͝g̶͖̯̱̉̂̊ḙ̸̭̣͠.̵̳̂̏ ̷̦͍̣̆͗̓R̵̛̼͇̈́ě̷̗̣m̷̥̈́͒͝e̵̩̮̾m̶͈̔͐b̸̞͔͒ē̸̘̖r̷̨̊͌.̴̭̜͋ ̷̢͔̟̃̿͝T̷̲̜͌ř̸̦͠͠e̵̲͌̀a̸̛̟͆͌ç̶̘̀͆h̵̹̣̥̒̓e̶͈̾̆ṟ̷̊ͅÿ̴̖́̊ ̸͖͚͕͐́̒h̸͙͊̎͆a̴̝̚͜s̴̗̅͐̚ ̸̻̻̖̊͆̊n̵̫͕̋͝ô̸̠ ̷̲̘̪̔̆͛C̴̠͙̽͋ǫ̶̠̇l̵̻͐̍ơ̵͍r̸͈̱͗.̶̬͚͂͂͋ ̷̦͒̿B̷̛̮̙̥e̵͕͋͗w̴̖͂͠a̶̳̖͓͒ṟ̵͇̈̌ę̵̩̲̏̑ ̷̢̗̊ọ̸̉́f̵͖̩̓͠-̸̝͈̘̂͂ ̴̨̠̇*̵̛̲͝͠Ŕ̵̘̓͂E̶͚̹̿Ḏ̶̻͙̾̌A̶͕̰̹͒̄̚C̸̨͈̀T̴̨̠̉Ě̴̳̃D̸͉̫̲̕*̵͙̰͔͊.̵̻̄́