March 23, 2005
Linkman University
5:27 A.M.

Test 1: Auditory  response....... fail.

Test 2: Sensory response....... pass.

Test 3: Visionary respone....... fail.

Test 4: Taste response....... pass.

Test 5: Smell response....... excellent.

Documenting results.

The creature doesn't seem to have any way of hearing or seeing things. It can touch, taste, and smell at high levels. We gave it some meat and plants to see what it likes to eat. It is a carnivore. I find it interesting that it hasn't tried to attack us yet. Usually there some sort of rampage.

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