Chapter 7~

  I wake up groaning and I slowly sit up to look around. Ugh. Just how much did I have last night? My mind’s hazy right now and my room looks so unfamiliar right now. Could I be in someone’s room? Nah can’t  be! I reach out my hand to grab my phone but I don’t feel it, instead I feel warmth! The warmth of a person. I took a good look at the person and my jaw dropped. What the fuck?! Great going Jay. My mind slowly pieced together what happened. Let’s see… I was at a bar, had a lot to drink and some person approached me. It’s blurry from there, but based on what I’m seeing… I’ve indeed lost my virginity. I turn the person over.

It still feels like this is a dream. This woman is way too gorgeous for someone like me to have slept with. So how? Did I get lucky for once? She had golden waist level curly hair and such chocolatey skin that seemed like it’d drip any moment.To top it off she had beauty spots on her body and she seemed so slender and graceful. And along with patches of vitiligo on her body she also had a mole on her face. Her face is round and her lips. Oh my god her lips… I could feel my face getting hot, so I looked away before I could touch her lips. Fuck!

Not that I didn’t enjoy it, but I’m sure she mistook a piece of shit like me for someone else. I sighed and ran a hand through my red hair. I looked in the mirror next to me. My hazel eyes stared back. My skin was slightly pale.  I have eyebags, messy bed hair, lovebites, lipstick on my lips. I shivered uncontrollably. Whether from excitement or being afraid. I slowly got out of the bed, but I felt a pair of arms sneak around me. I didn’t dare to turn. I heard such a sultry and silky low voice that rang through my body. “Hello darling”

I stammered a hello back feeling awkward. She turned me around and I got a proper look. She even had ruby red eyes! It was so unnatural yet natural. And she had piercings on her belly button.I gulped nervously. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, this woman’s damn beautiful and ethereal like. How can such a gorgeous lady exist on this disgusting planet? Just so you know it’s simp september so I’m permitted to act like a horndog. I’m sure my fellow men will agree.

She planted a kiss on my cheek and ran her finger down my chest. “Ooh such finely tuned abs you have” “impressive!” “Well Jay how about you make me some coffee please?” I nodded and did so with my mind straying further and further away from sanity as I did so. This woman was so distracting… and not in a bad way…

What am I going to do? I gave her a cup and she thanked me. I merely stared like a weirdo as she sipped on the coffee. Her lips moving and her pink tongue so ravishingly slid across the lid of the cup to clear any coffee spill. This woman could pull of any look and make anything sexual. She giggled and stopped to look at me after placing the empty cup back down. “You’re so adorably cute y’know?” “Thanks I guess” I said, still feeling weirded out and unsure.

I’m taking a shower when the woman joins me! I told her off and she insisted on staying with me. I agreed, figuring I’d not see her ever again. Her body would often slide across mine and the water would trickle down hers. I scrubbed her back and she scrubbed mine. We both rinsed off the soap and got out. The shower door was foggy and I was feeling warm. 

We were both dressed and ready to leave the hotel after we had our breakfast. If you don’t mind me bragging. I’m pretty good with cooking. I cooked pancakes and scrambled eggs. “Well last night was fun you beast” “call me, my number is saved on your phone” “Hope to see you again!” “Oh by the way I’m Amiriya” I muttered a goodbye as she left. I looked at my watch and gasped. “Oh my god I’m late for work” Argh!! I grabbed my stuff and ran as fast as my legs could carry me and entered the last  bus heading to work.  I got off the bus moments later and dashed inside. I was greeted with a scolding lecture from my boss. What a jackass! I was just about to punch him out of anger, but a voice rang out and everyone turned to see the person. I froze.

It just can’t be. I turned as well and there she was. Amiriya. She was waving and all smiles. She was glowing and I was speechless. What’s she doing here? I was confused but strangely happy nonetheless. Everyone bowed and I followed after. Looks like she’s quite important, I noted. My eyes took her figure in. She looked as beautiful as ever and she was in a clean and crisp looking peach suit  and wore silver heels with red lipstick that matched her eyes. Gold bracelets dangled at her wrists. She looked like a baddie. It was like she was the one in charge and I wasn’t complaining about that arrangement. Anyone but my boss.

 Boss sputtered. “What are you doing here sis?’ Everyone and I were shocked. Sister?! Hold on. Hold on. I slept with my boss’s sister. I’m so dead if he finds out. I’m just going to shut up now.

“I’m here to visit my darling!” she replied seriously. Boss was confused. “Since when did you have-” he was interrupted by her. “Doesn’t matter, just know it’s the truth!” She hugged me and everyone was just silent in response. I could see my boss glaring and I feared for my life. I whisper shouted to her. “What’s with the darling?” She cocked her head confused. “Don’t you remember you proposed to me yesterday!” Everyone was shocked once again. I was the most shocked of them all.

Y’know I should’ve seen this coming. It seemed strange that my life was going smoothly lately. I cleared my throat and explained, but he wasn’t hearing it. What a fucking loser. Amiriya was waving around her hand and showing off the ring. The memories came flooding my brain and I laughed myself silly. Looks like it’s all true. In my drunken state I confessed to her and gave her compliments after another before I vomited and proposed. Amiriya soberly giggled and said yes. The people in the background were cheering. 

The level of embarrassment I’m feeling right now is unimaginable. Well at least I now have someone to enjoy my hobbies and cooking with. I’m not alone anymore and although accidental, I’ve gotten myself a fiance. I don’t mind actually. It’s just funny how this turned out. My boss protested but the both of us ignored him and he was left threatened by Amiyita. That if I was mistreated by him any longer she’d whoop his ass. I was excited for that either way. The jerk deserves it! Everyone but me was treated with such kindness. What a nutcase.

I pulled her in for a kiss. “Oh my!” she said blushing as she fanned herself. She buried her face in her hands with embarrassment. “That’s my revenge. I felt embarrassed and now it’s your turn” She merely laughed and hit my chest lightly. “So although we’ll be married, I want to go on dates with you and get to know you better!” She nodded in response and smiled widely again. 

   I’m very lucky….