The rockers are locked in the dressing room.

Roger Waters: What do you mean you can't open the door!?

David Gilmour: I mean I'm turning the doorknob and it won't open!

R: Oh get out of the way!

(Roger tries jiggling the doorknob but the door doesn't open)

D: See I told you!

R: How did this even happen!?

Mystery person: (singing) Come as you are as you were as I want you to be. As a friend, As a friend, as an old enemy. Take your time, hurry up, choice is yours don't be late.

(Roger looks in the closet where the singing is coming from)

R: Kurt? What are you doing here?

K: Oh sorry I thought I was alone.

R: Did you not hear me and David talking?

K: When?

R: Just now...

K: Oh. (laughs) Nah man I'm stoned right now.

R: Ok then... I'm just gonna go...

K: Do you have a dollar?

R: No why?

K: I wanted to buy a Twinkie.

R: Oh....sorry.

K: Would you shut the door?

R: Sure.

K: Have a lovely day.

(Roger shuts the closet door)

K: (singing) ALL BY MYSELF!! DON'T WANNA BE ALL BY MYSELF ANYMORE!!

(Roger looks at David)

R: We're gonna act like that never happened.

D: Yeah...

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