The rockers are planning a surprise party for Syd.

(Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Angus Young, and Malcolm Young are at Keith's house)

R: Ok so does anyone have any ideas?

*Silence*

R: Nothing nothing at all? Well isn't that just lovely.

T: I have a question. Does Syd even want a party?

R: No.

T: Then why are we even throwing a party?

R: Cause I said so.

D: But there's no point if he doesn't even want one.

R: I don't care what Syd wants! We're throwing him a party whether he wants one or not! Any questions!? No!? Ok!

T: I have another question.

R: What!?

T: Are you on crack?

A: *laughs* No but he sure acts like it!

R: Ok! Everyone stop talking! We have to figure this out! Now what are we going to do?!

Malcolm: We could get him a stripper!

R: We are not getting him a stripper!

D: I'd want one for my birthday!

R: Well it's not your birthday now is it!?

D: No.

R: Exactly!

Mick: Why don't we just get cake and ice cream and invite him over?

*Everyone agrees*

R: Ok Mick and Keith I'm putting you in charge of making a cake.

M + K: Cool.

R: Thomas I'm putting you in charge of invites.

T: Ok but if you ever call me Thomas again I will kick your ass.

R: *laughs* I'd like to see you try little boy. And Malcolm and Angus you're in charge of decorations.

M + A: Alright.

R: And David you're going to come with me to get the ice cream.

D: Yes I love ice cream!

Syd: So what time is the party?

*Everyone turns around looking shocked*

R: Syd!? When the hell did you get here!?

S: I've been here this whole time.

*Silence*

D: Are we still having cake and ice cream?

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