Jimmy: Hi everyone I'm.... I'm...

Jim: *laughing uncontrollably* He forgot his name!

Jimmy: No I didn't I just can't remember. I'm too stoned to remember anything.

Jim: Well I'm stoned too but you don't see me forgetting my name! It's... it's... Glenn! No... it's Ken...no...Ben? Uh... anyways it doesn't matter. The important thing is that we're not dead.

Jimmy: That was beautiful Jim.

Jim: Jim! That's it! That's my name!

Jimmy: Anyways we're going to be doing prank calls. And in this call you're going to get to hear how I sing when I'm high. It's not pretty either.

Jim: Ain't that the truth! *Laughs*

Jimmy: Shut up! Anyways let's begin.

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

Jimmy: *sings horribly* SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW! WAY UP HIGH! THERE'S A LAND THAT I'VE HEARD OF! ONCE IN A- *Starts laughing uncontrollably* I can't do this!

*Call Ended*

Jimmy: *still laughing*

Jim: What the hell was that?

Jimmy: That was pure talent. *Laughs*

Jim: Ok my turn.

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

Jim: Uh...hang on let me think...um...

V: Hello?

Jim: Dammit why can't I come up with anything!?

V: Um...are you ok...?

*Jim grabs phone from Jimmy*

Jimmy: No he's not!

Jim: Give me the effing phone! *Grabs phone back*

Jim: Hello? Are you still there?

V: *already hung up*

Jim: What the- he hung up!

Jimmy: What!? *Laughing*

Jim: Oh well. *Looks at Jimmy* What do you wanna do now?

Jimmy: I'm hungry. Wanna order a pizza?

Jim: I thought you'd never ask.

*END*

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