R: Hey guys David and Roger from Pink Floyd here. We're going to be doing a prank call so let's get started.

D: Roger I've been thinking...

R: You? Think? That scares me....

D: No it's a really good idea trust me.

R: *sighs* Fine.

(Roger hands David the phone)

*Dials random number and puts it on speaker*

Operator: 911 what's your emergency?

R: (slaps David) You dumbass!

D: Ow! Why'd you do that for!?

R: Are you stupid!? You can't prank call 911 you'll get arrested!

D: Will not!

Operator: Hello?

D: Yeah can I get a large pepperoni pizza with two orders of bread sticks?

R: Dude you're so fucking stupid.

D: And I'd also like a large soda.

Operator: Sir I hope you know you can go jail for prank calling emergency numbers.

D: Yeah...can you make that two pizzas?

Operator: I'm tracing your number. The cops will be at your house in fifteen minutes.

*Call Ended*

(David covers his mouth with his hand and looks at Roger)

R: Don't look at me you're the one that's completely ignorant!

D: What do we do!?

R: There is no we this is all you! I'm going home!

D: Take me with you!

R: Dream on Gilwhore!