Cinderella: David Gilmour

Stepmother (won't be called stepmother): Roger Waters

Stepsisters (won't be called stepsisters): Syd Barrett and Jim Morrison

Fairy Rockfather: Keith Richards

Manager of band: Mick Jagger

Plot: David Gilmour, a young man enslaved by his brothers(Roger, Jim, and Syd) decides to try out for being a lead singer for a band.