K: Hey guys! Keith Moon from The Who here! As you know I'm here to do some prank calls so let's get this show on the road!

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

K: Hey ho.

V: Excuse me? I am not a ho!

K: Hey bitch.

V: What!?

K: Hey skank.

V: Fuck you asshole!

K: You would.

*Call Ended*