M: Hello Mick Jagger and Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones here. We're here to basically just give someone a crank call. Uh...Keith do you have anything to add?

K: Yeah are we getting paid for this?

M: No. Anyways on with the pranking!

*dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

M: (old woman's voice throughout the call) Paul? Paul is that you? Where the hell are you!? You were supposed to take me to bingo night!

V: Um...who is this?

M: This is your Great Aunt Carol! Who the hell did you think it was!?

V: Um...I don't have a Great Aunt Carol...

M: How dare you!

V: I'm sorry but I'd know if I had a great aunt Carol.

M: No! Just shut up!

*Call ended*

*Mick and Keith laughing uncontrollably*

M: Oh My God that was classic!

K: Definitely! But I can do better.

*dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

K: Yes I was wondering where I can order a stripper for my son's birthday party.

V: Um... I don't sell strippers...how old is your son?

K: He's going to be five.

V: Oh...wow...

K: So how much is your best one?

V: I don't sell strippers...

K: What a shame. I guess I'll take my business elsewhere.

*Call ended*

Who do you think did the best? State your opinion in the comments below. Also let me know which band member(s) or artist you'd like me to add for a prank call.