P: Hey guys! I'm Paul!

R: And I'm Ringo!

P: And we're from The Beatles!

R: And we are here to prank call an unlucky person! So here we go!!!

*Dials random number*

Victim: Yes?

R: Can you help me wash my ass?

V: Excuse me?

R: I said CAN YOU HELP ME WASH MY ASS?

V: No! Absolutely not!

*Call ended*

R: Well he was in a shitty mood.

P: Let me have a go.

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

P: Who shit in your cereal?

V: What?

P: WHO SHIT IN YOUR CEREAL???

V: I'm hanging up.

*Call Ended*

P: God people are so touchy.

*END*