D: PRANK CALL PARTY!!

*Dials police station*

Cop: Hello?

D: Is it hard for you to run?

C: Excuse me?

S: Have you ate any donuts lately?

D: I've been keeping your wife company.

S: He's been giving her the goods.

C: Who the hell do you think you are!?

S: Well obviously he thinks he's the one that had sex with your wife.

D: She says I'm better than you. I have more to offer.

*Call Ended*