A little Modern AU for Bonzo's b-day.

Robert picked you up from your flat. You flatted out your dress as you hopped into the van. Everyone was going to be there. Keith Moon, Mickey Dolenz, Ringo Starr and Tony Iommi maybe even Roger Taylor. 

You hummed to the tune on the stero, not saying much. You always liked Bonzo. His fun, lovable personality, just don't get on his bad side.

Bonzo: Where are you, Y/N?

You rolled up to the house with a smirk on your face. JPJ opened the door. "Come in."  His smile was sweetly dancing on his lips.

Just as you expected, everyone was there. You glanced around looking for the lovable teddy bear.

You: Where are you, Mr. Bonham?

You texted. Within a moment a pair of strong arms, hugged you from behind. "Hey."

"Hey, love," he replied with a smile. "Let's go and see the others."

John walked with you, to see Ringo Starr at the snack table. "Love, nice to see you." He kissed your cheek. "How are you, Y/N/N?"

"I'm doing good. How's the wife?" You answered.

"We got divorce, last month." He lowered his head.

"Oh, gosh, man. I'm so sorry for asking." You apologized.

Mickey Dolenz came over with a girl, about your height. She didn't look older than 23, and she looked fake. He had his hand loosely draped around her waist and she was clinging on to him.

You to Tony: are you here yet, mate?

Tony to you: not yet

Mickey shooed the fake girl off of him and comforted Rings as a bright blonde came over.

"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?" He said.

"Save it for later, Taylor. I have a boyfriend." You could see the awkwardness and disgust rising in his features. You snuggled up against Bonzo for a few seconds before he notice something was up.

"Sorry, man, I have to take this." He said to the drummers and he walked to a empty hallway.

"That annoying kid, Taylor, right?" He nodded. "He kinda thinks were in a relationship."

"What do you want me to
do?" He whisper-yelled.

You asked, "Can you just pretend to be my boyfriend, husband? I don't really care."

"Husband, got it." We walked into one of the many bedrooms that were not occupied. Usually there was people shagging in one, tripping in the next and sleeping in the third.

You really thought you weren't going to get wet. You really thought that, for how long you've known Bonzo, you weren't attracted to him, until now. The dim lights were enchanting almost as he slipped off his jacket and shirt. You took your bra off, along with your dress. You couldn't believe that that annoying little bugger was going to hear you scream your friend's name, for real.

Taylor: Did I just hear you with Bonham?

You: maybe ;)