3rd Person

Now that the pomp and circumstance of the first day of school has passed, it is time for all the students to begin their first classes. Right now, we are observing the sophomore and junior honors ancient literature class.

" Has anyone here even so much as heard of Vergil?" the teacher frustratingly calls out to her silent class. In the back of the class, John Lennon and his friend Paul McCartney giggle, because George has just drawn a very ridiculous caricature of the teacher in his notebook.

Toward the front, Jim Morrison begrudgingly raises his hand, " He was the great Roman writer who wrote the Metamorphosis, ma'am."

" Impressive," the teacher says.

Over the PA the neighing voice of Roger Waters says,"Just a quick reminder, student council elections tomorrow, and don't forget to vote for me, Roger Waters for president!"

" You know who should be one of the two sophomore class representatives?" says Robert Plant jokingly, "Sting!"

"That's a good one!" laughs Mick Jagger.

"Why not? " says Brian May.

" I don't know, maybe because that freak took this sophomore and junior honors class in his Freshman year!" Retorts Mick.

"What? Can't take someone smarter then you on student council Mick?" David Bowie replies, "I personally would love to have Sting on student council with me!"

"Seriously, Robert and Mick, be decent to your classmates," the teacher finally says.

Jim quickly thinks to himself that maybe he should tell his quiet friend to run. The teacher begins to teach as half of her class is grumbling over the episode the has transgressed.