Big Dick, Come Quick by calanthe_fics | Calanthe

Genre: Drama, Humour, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 204k
Tags: Post Hogwarts EWE

Summary:

Draco's got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

Quotes:

Through a delighted laugh, Draco replied, "See? You were paying attention!" He turned to look at his friend's profile as they wandered along the almost empty street. "But did you happen to notice who shot their loads first? Did you?" Draco was really teasing now.
"I'm sure you're just dying to tell me," Blaise ground out through barely parted lips.
Draco reached up and clapped Blaise on the back heartily before replying, "Come on, Blaise! Where's your fight gone? You're not making this any fun." He was rewarded with a minute curve upwards at the corner of Blaise's mouth. Draco knew he was winning. "It was the big cocks, Blaise. All the big cocks came the quickest. It proves my theory beyond a shadow of a doubt!"

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