All Bets Are Off by Allegra

Genre : Romance, Drama, Humour
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 52k
Tags: Hogwarts Era, Playboy!Harry, Bet
Warning: judicious use of Emphatic Capital Letters and idiotic one-liners.

Summary:

I am SICK of Good-little-innocent!Harry... Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet, a couple of Really Cunning Plans - and there you have it, "Forty days and forty nights", Hogwarts style. Mayhem ensues!

Quotes:

"My point, in case you missed it because of the nary comment, was that you are too much of a coward to take up a challenge like this Potter."

Gryffindor stupidity reared its ugly head. Without thinking, Harry said hotly, "I'm no coward Malfoy and you know it."

Draco's eyes gleamed. Jeez, it was so EASY when they were proud AND stupid. "Prove it," he challenged. "No sex for a whole month. That's thirty days, Potter. Thirty days and thirty LONG nights. No kissing, no licking, no fondling, no sucking, no biting, no touching of any kind, and definitely no shagging. What do you think?"

Harry smirked. Malfoy had definitely thought about this."

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