A/N: Crack Chapter. Mikoto and friends Christmas Shopping on Black Friday...

Mikoto: *Sergeant* Alright Men. I do not tolerate no failures in this operation. We are getting in there and getting those games!

Class: Sir! Yes! Sir!

Kieran:...What a weird to celebrate the Holidays...

Mikoto and his friends were camped outside of Kamino Ward Shopping Mall.

You see, today was Black Friday.

It was significant of a shopping holiday where people wait outside in long lines or camp out in parking lots for days or even weeks to get great deals on items that were usually expensive. But since most of the prices had dropped at least 50% off. Mikoto and his friends had to risk coming to the Kamino Ward to get their favorite games in the gaming section.

Mikoto: Less Talk! More Fight! Alright! Let's Recap! Sylvia, Kenji, Jack, you will take the left flank and attack the enemies. Haru, Akira and other else with defensive quirks, you both guard and block attacks. Lilac, you're the medic. The rest of the others with offensive quirks will take cover. Is that clear?

Multiple nods confirmed his question.

Mikoto: Good. Hein! How is it looking out there?

Hein: Targets have been spotted. Target initiation. The whole street is flooded with people.

Mikoto took a good look outside and stared in shock.

Mikoto: Dear God....

Like Hein had said, so many people were in forms of crowd. Carrying pitch-forks, guns, powerful quirks, etc.

Looks like a war is about to take place.

Souta: Why are we even at the Kamino Ward? Isn't the place surrounded by villains?

Destiny: Yeah! Why couldn't we just go to the Kiyashi Mall?

Mikoto: Because that mall is way too expensive! The Kamino Ward dropped their prices fifty percent off! So that means...our target that aiming for...

Nintendo Switch.

Smash Bros Ultimate

Pokemon Sword & Shield

Just Dance 2020

Home Sweet Home

Layers Of Fear 2

Mario & Sonic at the Tokyo Olympic Games 2020

There were so many games that the Class 1-C wanted for Nintendo Switch since most of them got the consoles. Just hearing that the games prices were knocked down a bit were enough to gain more hype than the average Joe.

Oka: Hehehehe. If I have to crack some skulls along the way, I will~!

Luna: O-Oka-chan...Please...We're not going that far.

Oka: Hmph...*Pouts*

Chassy: With this method, we will surprise them in the pincher moment!

Mikoto: That's right! Now, are you all with me?! Don't you want those games that you been dying to play for so long!

Class 1-C: Yes Sargeant!

Jack: I don't know about this?

Souta: Then go home if you're going to be a coward!

Jack: Shut it! Nightmare Freak!

Souta: Back at you, Motor Mouth.

Mikoto: Get with the program maggots!

Suddenly, almost as if you can hear the mall started shaking. Class 1-C look out to see the crowd getting more rowdy.

Turns out, the guy whose in charge of opening the door was getting ready to unlock it.

Mikoto: It's now or never, men...We got some shopping to do. Remember, whatever destination you're going too. Get there before anyone else do.

Luna: We're not going to make it out of this are we? (〒﹏〒)

Zoe: Nope.

Eito: Definitely Not.

Destiny: Yeah...No...

Samuel: *Shakes his head no*

Luna: *Crying*

Mio: *Comforts her*

Kenji: The doors are opening...

Class:.....

Everyone:.....

The guard, begins to open the door, by putting the key into the slot.

As soon as it turned.

Crowd: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

All hell broke loose. People begin to start charging inside the mall like rapid animals running over the guard.

Guard: I hate my job....

Mikoto: NOW! EVERYONE! DEPLOY!!!

With this, they all wasted no time and started charging inside. They begin to grab carts and started running everywhere.

Except for Maria, who transformed into a stampeding bull.

Maria: THAT ANIMAL CROSSING GAME IS MINE, NYA!!!

Chassy: I'm catching that Kirby Game if it's the last thing I do!!!

The Eitosquad were together as Jack was hollering at people sending them flying.

Jack: 🎶 MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!!!!🎶

Luna: OUT OF THE WAY, SLOWPOKE!
YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Eito: I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY GAME!

Samuel: Alright! Let's go to yours! What did you wanted again?!

Eito: You'll see~!

-Later-

Luna: ರ╭╮ರ...*Looks of disapproval*

Eito: Heeeeey~! This dating sim game is pretty game. :D

Eitosquad: Goddamnit Eito!

As Class 1-C separated, the Mikosquad stick together.

Souta and Haru were driving the cart as Mikoto, Sylvia, and Kenji were inside!

Mikoto: We're almost to the gaming section! The first stop will be GameStop!

Sylvia: So what game you're trying to get?

Mikoto: I'm getting Pokemon Shield! Since a lot of people got sword instead of Shield!

Sylvia: I'm getting Smash Bros Ultimate.

Kenji: Code Vein.

Haru: Undertale!

Souta: My Hero Academia.

Mikosquad: *Gives him odd looks*

Souta: What?

Mikoto: Don't break the fourth wall!

Souta:....

???: Hehehehe!

Mikoto's eyes went wide. He knew who that laugh belongs too.

Mikoto: No! God! Please! No!

Too late!

Niko: THAT POKEMON GAME IS MINE!!!

Niko and his crew appeared which consists of Juurou, Miyumi, Remy, and Teddy.

Teddy: *Mocking* Hiya Fangboy~!

Kenji: *Hisses*

Remy: Give up Heroes! We're getting those Nintendo Switch games before you!

Miyumi: We're taking the whole store!

Juurou: *Summons an axe*

Sylvia: Oh Crap!

Haru: Lookout!

Juurou swung the axe at the young heroes. Lucky, they all dodge as Sylvia pulled out an bat with barbed wires.

Sylvia: Oh no you don't!

Both weapons clashed against one another as Sylvia and Juurou struggled at who can overpowered the other.

Until...

Sylvia: *Points* Hey villain! Look. New Call Of Duty Game. Coming out with cool new guns~!

Juurou: .....*Looks*

Sylvia then fire punched him that sent him flying out of the cart.

Sylvia: *Meme* JUST KIDDING, BITCH!

Niko: What the-?!

Mikoto: Come here! *Grabs him*

Niko: Ahhh?!

Mikoto gave the villain an ice-piercing glare.

Mikoto: *Meme* Where the fuck are your parents?!!

Niko: O_O

Mikoto: We're getting those games! Not you!!!

Mikoto then threw him back at villain's cart.

Miyumi: Oh shit-?!

Niko collided into the villain's cart as they begin to scream and panic as the cart flew out of control before crashing the food section.

*CRASH*

Mikoto: Get Fucked, Bitches! LATER~!

Haru/Sylvia: Whoa...

Souta: That was satisfying.

Kenji: Indeed.

Sylvia: I get the feeling this won't be the last time we'll see them again.

Mikoto: Okay! GameStop! Here we come!

-Later-

Mikoto: Hi there! We would like Code Vein, Smash Bros Ultimate, Pokemon Shield, My Hero Academia, and Undertale for Nintendo Switch.

The female cashier looks at them with a sad smile.

Cashier: Sorry Sweetie, but all those games have been sold out.

Mikoto: What?!

Sylvia: Already?!

Kenji: Tch...this sucks...

Souta: Geez. Black Friday don't play around.

Haru: H-How about we check out the other gaming stores.

-First Attempt-

Female Cashier: Sorry. Sold Out.

Mikoto: Aw man!

Sylvia: Next store.

-Second attempt-

Male Cashier: Sorry. Sold Out. But we still got Fortnite!

Mikosquad: NOOOOO!

Sylvia: No one plays Fortnite anymore besides weebs and raging twelve year olds. Thanks to them, the game is shit now!

-Third Attempt-

Eito: Hi Kenji-kun~! Would you like to play Dating Sim with me~?

Kenji: GODDAMNIT EITO!!!

-Later-

Mikoto: Okay...this is the last store...Maybe they have it...

The Mikosquad went into the store and ask the cashier if any of the games they had for Nintendo Switch was still around.

Male Cashier: You're just in luck. There's For each of the the games you mentioned.

Mikosquad: Yay!

Mikoto: Oh Thank God!

-Plus Ultra-

Mikoto: We did it! We did it! I can't wait to play Shield! I'm definitely getting that Legendary Shield Pokemon, Zamazenta.

Sylvia: I can't wait to play Smash Bros Ultimate. I'm going to be playing as Kirby.

Kenji: Code Vein...One of the best vampire games that ever existed...

Haru: Oh man...I wonder what I should play in Undertale. The Pacifist Route or Genocide.

Sylvia: Genocide should more like fun.

Mikoto: And complicated...

Souta: Welp. Now that we all paid for the games we wanted.

Mikoto: Alright. Let's go meet the others-?!

???: HEY FUCKERS!

Mikosquad: O_O

The young heroes turned around to see the Niko crew once again. Niko had his claws sharpen, Juurou had his guns out, Miyumi with a long knife, Remy with his cards, and Teddy with his shapeshifting ability.

Niko: I believe you all have something that belongs to us!

Sylvia: No. We brought these games fair and square.

Haru: Yeah! You can't take our games from us!

Juurou: Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. *Gun Clicks* The choice is yours.

Souta: Fuck you all. 🖕😡🖕

Juurou: Oh~! I guess we're gonna do things the hard way!

Mikoto: Haru! Protect the games!

Haru: Yes!

Mikoto threw the bags at Haru, who begin to run!

Niko: After him!

Villains: *Charges at Haru*

Mikoto: Guys! Make sure they can't get to Haru!

Sylvia: On it!

Sylvia powers up a fire wall preventing the villains from coming any closer to Haru.

Miyumi: You're going to pay for that.

Sylvia: Bring it, Sister! I ain't scared of you or your death quirk.

The two girls begin to fight as the others did too.

Mikoto: You forced me to use force, Niko! You ain't winning this war!

Niko: Wanna bet Miko-chan?

Mikoto: Well the bets are off! Come at me, Cat Boy!

Niko: I am not a cat!!!!

Souta: What are you gonna do now, Big Boi.

Remy: The cards never lie. They have deciphered your fate. It ends here!

Souta: *SpongeBob Meme* Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!

Remy: *Glares* I'm not old! I'm barely twenty-two!!!

Teddy: No one makes fun of my bro! Except for me!

Kenji: Less talk! More fight! Which is why your fight is with me!

Juurou: Too bad you're facing both of us!

Kenji bit his thumb and went on a frenzy. Juurou tried shooting him but all the bullets were dodge before Kenji kneel him in the abdomen. The young villain out a grunt of pain as Kenji dents a powerful kick at his side.

Juurou: Waaah?!

Teddy: COME HERE!!!

Kenji begin to control his blood turning this fight upside them. Teddy, in his voodoo beast form, was soon overwhelmed in a pool of blood surrounding him. He couldn't get out before it closed on him.

Teddy: RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Kenji: Got you!

Teddy:....Just kidding.

Kenji: Eh?

A raging claw grabbed Kenji by his throat before sending him towards the toy aisle.

Kenji: WHOA!!!

BAM!!!!

Teddy: Ahahahahahahaha!

A blast of snow hits Teddy in his face causing him to scream.

Teddy: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Mikoto: I'll dash you in the face so hard!

Niko: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mikoto stops the incoming shadow claws of Niko by creating a large snow shield.

Niko tried slashing at it.

Niko: YOU'RE DEAD, SON!

Mikoto:.....Nah. *Troll Face*

The shield soon blasted snow all over Niko, who screamed and was sent back into a store hitting the large TV upon impact.

CRASH!!!

Sylvia was able to withstand Miyumi's knife attacks before making her weapons disvolved by the flames.

Miyumi: I'm sick of your shit!

She then charges at Sylvia, before getting ready to take off her mask so she can tried to paralyzed Sylvia, but the fire haired girl, did a low sweep catching Miyumi off-guard beofe slamming a powerful punch into her stomach.

Miyumi: GAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Hits the clothing store* BAM!

Souta dodges all of Remy's cards.

Remy: You're not getting away so easily.

Souta: Wasn't trying too.

Remy: Eh?

With the cards that were surrounding Souta, he begin to run in circles, cards still following close behind, until the nightmare user ran straight at Remy.

Remy: W-Wha-?! Aaaaaaaaah?!

Remy ends up getting hit by his own cards. Thanks to them, He was now stucked to the wall.

Remy: That was....clever...

Souta: Hn.

Teddy: I'm gonna get you for that!

Kenji: Hey! Teddy.

Teddy: Eh?

The vampire pulls out a math book given to him by Riku.

Kenji: Start learning.

Teddy: *On fire* AHHHH! IT BURNS! I HATE LEARNING!

Mikoto and the others begins to laugh. Until....

Kenji: OOF! *Hits the wall after being shot*

Souta: What the-?! OOF! *Gets shot as well*

Mikoto: G-Guys?!

Niko and Juurou were right behind him as Niko was grinning evilly and Juurou had his gun out.

Niko: I'm looking for snow booty~!

Mikoto: *Flinches*

Mikoto looks behind him and points the snow shield in fear. But Niko and Juurou were no longer in sight.

Mikoto: W-What was that?!

Kenji/Souta: -K.O-

Niko's voice echoed around him eerily.

Niko: Tell you what. I like you~! And I want you~!

Mikoto: *Fearfully looking around*

Niko: *Appeared behind him* I come here looking for Miko's Butt.

Mikoto: *Screams like a girl* AAAAAAAAAH!

Mikoto ends up getting shot as well as he hit the ground next to Kenji and Souta.

Sylvia: What the-?! Boys?!

Niko: Hehehehe.

The other villains begin to get up.

Miyumi: We got you.

Juurou: There's no where to hide.

Sylvia tries to power up her fire power only to get shot in the arm.

Sylvia: Kyaaa!

Juurou: Don't waste your quirk. Unless you want to die. Tell us where your friend is....

Sylvia felt the gun pointed at her temple.

Sylvia: (Shit...What should I do?)

The villains started to laugh thinking they won. But this fight wasn't over yet.

*Bam*

Villains: O_O?!!! *Looks behind them*

Riku: Need a hand?

Mikoto: *Gets up* R-Riku?

Next to Riku was an large robot that looked similar to transformers. Behind the robot was Haru.

Kenji: Haru?

Haru: Hehe. Sorry. I knew you guys wanted me to protect the games. But luckily, I brought help back.

Riku: I thought this robot I brought might come in handy. Alright.

Riku then holds up the control before looking at the villains.

Riku: As the others would say...Prepare to get Rekt.

Villains: *Staring in horror at the robot*

Niko: *Shaking* U-U-Uh...Prepare for trouble...you dildos...

Riku: RikuBot 3,000 attack!

The robot charged before kicking Miyumi and starts shooting at Juuoru. Niko tried attacking with his claws by was soon grabbed by his arm before being sent flying in the air.

Niko: *Bitch Scream* AHHHHHHHHH!

*BOOM*

The robot then started blasting all the other villains with it's lazers as they begin to scream in pain from the attacks.

Riku: RikuBot 3,000. Time for the maximum overdrive attack.

The robot heed his Creator's orders before powering up a large energy attack.

Villains: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

-BOOM-

Villains: -K.O-

Mikoto: Riku! That was amazing!

Sylvia: Amazing?! That was spectacular!

Kenji: I have no words besides satisfaction.

Souta: Agree.

Riku: I'm happy my robot was able to save the day.

Haru: So...You actually created this?

Riku: Yep. I made it from the toy section. As they say, The assembly line can crank out 300 Gravitron toy tops an hour-and that's even slowing down for you to see all the precision robotics at work. You can purchase a gravitron, choose a color, and you can watch as it is engraved with your name and manufacture-?!

Souta: Okay! We get it!

Sylvia: That was too much for my brain.

Kenji: *Nods*

Mikoto: Anyway. Thanks again Riku-kun. You really saved our butts back there.

Riku: *Smiles* It was my pleasure.

Haru: So...Is everyone ready to go back to the dorms and play the games we brought?

Mikosquad/Riku: *Cheering* YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!