A/N: Not a real chapter. A crack chapter inspired by the Todoroki Thanksgiving Dinner Skit. This time it has the Yukimuras as well + Geten & Hawks before we get back to seriousness. Enjoy!

The Yukimuras were invited by Fuyumi to have a family dinner together. None of them turned down the offer this time. Especially if they the high chance to rip Endeavor a new one.

Endeavor: Shouto, can you please pass the stuffing?

Shouto: No. Get it yourself.

Although someone already beat them to it.

Natsuo, Mikoto, & even Tohru snickered to themselves. Fumiko just smirked while feeding Hinako. 

Fuyumi sighs at their childish behavior before getting the stuffing. She made a mental note that having relatives over was probably a bad idea. 

Fuyumi: Alright. Here. Here you go Dad.

She gave the stuffing to Enji, who looked satisfied while the other men at the table did not...

*Ding Dong*

Everyone looked up to the door. Were they expecting guests?

Endeavor: Who could that be?

Shouto: Oh...Uh...I invited Touya.

Mikoto: And I invited Geten.

Endeavor: You two invited villains into my house?!

Mikoto: What?! They're family!

Endeavor: And they're villains!

Mikoto: And you're a villain in hero's clothing, you flaming hot cheeto puff. I don't see the difference.

Everyone: True Fact.

Endeavor: Grrrr...

Fumiko: Cool down. Is that really how you treat guests? Growling like a dog? Where are your table manners?

Tohru went to go open the door for Fuyumi and invited the two villains in.

Tohru: H-Hey boys. Come in. 

Dabi & Geten let themselves in. 

Tohru: *Sighs* Alright. This is happening! Let's do this everyone! 

Hawks: *Appears next to him with a smile*

Tohru: *Stares at him in confusion* ???

Dabi: Wassup Pops. Nice. Looking Orange. Hello. 

Fumiko: Hello Touya. Geten.

Geten only nodded. Nervous. This was his first time in a while having a family dinner in such a long time.

Dabi: I hope you don't mind. But I brought my boyfriend along.

Hawks: *Appears* Heyo~!

Mikoto: (KEIGO-SAN IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?!!)

Endeavor: Shouto! I can't believe you invited these monsters into our house!

The dual quirk boy gave him a bored look.

Shouto: Well you're already here.

Mikoto: (OH BURN!)

Natsuo, Dabi, Geten, & Hawks were laughing.

Geten: Ha. Take that you government dog.

Fumiko: *Sterns* Geten.

Natsuo: Oh. This is great!

Endeavor: I am trying to change!

Mikoto: Well you're doing an awful job. 

Tohru: I second that.

Hiroyuki: WOOF!

Fuyumi: Okay. Would anyone like some nice calming tea?

Dabi: That would be lovely. I'll take some. But can you pour a couple shots in mine? That's the only way I'm getting through this dinner.

Fuyumi: Okay. I'll go boil some water real quick..and don't worry I won't throw it on anyone-?!

Shouto:....*Traumatized*

Everyone:....

Natsuo: *Spits out his drink* (Oh shit...)

Mikoto: Fuyumi. WTF? Why would you say that?!

Fuyumi: I...I am so sorry!

Tohru: (Well this got dark real quick...)

....

After a few minutes of calming Shouto down due to his intense fear of the teapot. Everyone had settle down into the dining room.

Endeavor: Alright. Can we just try to have a decent family dinner?

Natsuo: Well it's too bad the whole family isn't here.

Fuyumi: Natsuo. Zip it.

Shouto: No he's right. Mom should be here instead of Dad.

Fumiko: I couldn't agree more.

Tohru: Mizuki should be here too. Maybe I should prepare him some food. 

Fumiko: You know I don't trust that detective.

Tohru: Oh come on! He's my brother! 

Fumiko: More like an nuisance that don't mind his own business.

Tohru: Well that's the point of being an detective, Fumi! You don't mind your own business if you suspect people!

Fumiko: Well there's a difference between being curious and harassment.

Endeavor looked ready to cry while everyone was relishing in it. Except for Fuyumi & Hawks whose express sympathy for him.

Hawks: Ah Fuyumi. The food was delicious. Did you make this? You simply must give me your recipe. 

Fuyumi: Actually My Dad Made It.

Everyone:....

Fumiko: *Sarcasm* Oh wow. Endeavor cooks. Who would've thought...

Endeavor: Yes. I'm really trying to make an effort here.

Dabi: Well. Would you look at that. Dad cooked dinner for his family. Mom cooked Shouto's face. 

Everyone:...?!

Dabi: Parents of the year everyone. Parents of the year.

Shouto:...

Geten: (Damn...)

Tohru: (No he didn't...)

Fuyumi: Oh My God...

Shouto: Listen. Make fun of my face all you like. But keep Mom out of this. 

Dabi rolled his eyes.

Mikoto: Besides you're not any better. Have you looked yourself in the mirror? You looked like a burnt bacon. Your body is so roasted. We should've served you instead of the turkey.

Tohru: *Wheezes* OMG....

Fumiko: *Sighs*....

Natsuo: *Falls to the ground laughing* Mikoto!!!

Geten/Hawks: *Snickers*

Dabi: (You fucking brat...I should roast you alive instead!)

Hawks: Oh! Better put some ice on that burn!

Hawks then regretted his actions the moment Dabi gave him an murderous look. 

Dabi: Hawks~~?

Hawks: (Oh Shit...My Ass Is Fried Chicken Tonight!) Yep. That was a poor choice of words. I do regret that...

Fumiko sighs as while Hinako giggle at the whole scene. Tohru and Natsuo couldn't stop laughing as both Mikoto & Shouto continued glaring at Dabi for the Rei comment as Dabi stared evilly as Hawks.

Hawks: I'm gonna refill my drink. Fuyumi? Shots?

Both Fuyumi & Geten had put a couple in their drinks.

Fuyumi: We're WAY ahead of you. 

Geten: (I'm just here for alcohol...being in a family of government dogs is tiring...)

....

Shouto: So Geten was it?

Geten: Yeah...?

Shouto: Are you perhaps...A secret lovechild of my Mom to get back at my Dad?

Everyone: ?!!!

The family stared agape while Dabi burst out laughing. 

Natsuo: Shouto WTF?!

Mikoto: Yeah. Seriously.

Geten: What they said. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Shouto: Ah...You're not denying it. I've connected the dots.

Geten: You didn't connect shit!

Endeavor: Rei would never do that, Shouto...

Shouto: If she did...I wouldn't blame her.

Fumiko: Huh...even though it's highly unlikely...I wouldn't blame her either.

Natsuo/Dabi/Mikoto/Tohru: Same...

Fuyumi: Will you all saying that?! Mom is NOT a cheater!

Dabi: Well Endeavor is...

Fumiko glared daggers at Endeavor.

Tohru: Care to explain?

Fumiko: *Cracks her knuckles* Yes. I would like to hear this.

Endeavor: Touya...quit making up stories!!! I'm not seeing anyone but your mother!

Dabi: You sure...?

Dabi looked at Hawks with a smirk.

Hawks:....What?

Everyone: Ohhhhh...Yeah that makes sense.

Endeavor: *Sighs*....

.....

Endeavor: Why can't you be more like Shouto...?

Mikoto: Why can't you be more like my Dad?

Everyone: HA!

Fumiko: I second that. At least Tohru doesn't go around abusing his kids UNLIKE somebody.

Endeavor: What makes him better than me?

Fumiko: He cooks. He cleans. He helps with the kids. He does taxes. Basically everything you don't bother doing. 

Endeavor: I do taxes. 

Fumiko: What about the other three things I listed...

Endeavor: I raised my kids-?!

Fumiko: If you think neglecting Natsuo & Fuyumi while discarding Touya & abused Shouto while grooming counts as raising them. I have so many questions for you.

Natsuo: Which proves right here Uncle Tohru is the better dad.

Mikoto: He sure is.

Hinako: Kya~!

Shouto/Geten/Dabi: Mhm.

Tohru: *Embarrassed*

Endeavor: *Jealous* Hawks! Aren't you going to say something?!

Hawks: Hmmm. Say what? They did point out some good facts, big guy. Sorry. I'm on their side on this one.

Endeavor: You're supposed to back me up, you useless bird.

Dabi: *Glares* Do not talk to my boyfriend that way, old man.

Fuyumi: *Losing her sanity=* (Just one family dinner! That's all I ask!)

....

Tohru: You know I think this was good.

Hawks: Yeah! I agree with Yukimura-san. I think you guys needed to let out some pent up aggression.

Endeavor: *Sighs* Perhaps this was good for us.

Natsuo: I think we should do this every year.

Fuyumi: Maybe we can have a decent family moment after all~!

Fumiko: Mhm.

Tohru: So Geten...how you been doing?

Geten: Prison Sucks...Their food is bad...

Tohru: Oh...Uhhhh. Okay. Moving On...How about you Touya? What have you been doing all this time?

A smirk comes on Dabi's face.

Dabi: Heh. Hawks~!

Hawks: *Blushes*

Tohru: *Jaw Drops*

Fumiko: *Facepalms*

Geten: Fool...

Natsuo: *Laughing*

Shouto: *Confused*

Endeavor: *Annoyed*

Fuyumi: *Frozen*

Mikoto:......

Hinako: *Giggles* Kya~?

Hiroyuki: Arf?

Hawks' wings puffed up in embarrassment as everyone stared.

Hawks: Uhhhh...He's kidding.

Fuyumi: And the moment's ruined...that's it. I'm tapping out. I'm going to bring some food to Mom. Goodbye family.

Natsuo: Oh! Wait Fuyumi! I'll come with you! But seriously guys! This was great! I'll see you all in therapy!

The two todoroki siblings left.

Geten: Well that was anticlimactic. 

Endeavor glared at Hawks.

Hawks: What? Don't blame me for this! You're the one who started this with your anger issues and your stupid little fire moustache!

Endeavor:.....You're right. I deserved this.

Fumiko: You do and you should be in prison.

Endeavor looked ready to cry again...

Tohru: Hmm...I supposed this family dinner wasn't all that bad. Could've been worse. Alright kids. For Christmas I was thinking of Secret Santa? Whose in?

Mikoto, Shouto, Dabi, & Hawks all raised their hands. Even Hinako raised her hand with the help of Fumiko.

Hinako: Goo~!

Geten:....What's Secret Santa?

Mikoto: Dude...You should get out more...