A/N: The last crack chapter...bummer...enjoy.

The class rep does an video intro.

Mikoto: Considered yourself retarded.

Students: Wooooooah!!!

Mikoto: Huh? AHHHHHHHHH!!!

UGH!!!

The entire class fell on Mikoto as they scattered all the place.

~LMAO~

Endeavor: Do your kids actually say Happy Fathers Day to you...on Father's Day?

Geysis: Hey we didn't choose the life of being a father to chaotic non-biological children...

Erasherhead: The Father Life Choose US.

Endeavor: What?!

~LMAO~

Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark.

Yin: Should I be concerned...?

Tokoyami: The only thing you should be concerned about is not having MORE of my poetry in your life.

Yin: This is all gone to your head VERY fast.

Tokoyami: Like your suicidal tendacies?

Yin:....Point taken.

Shoji: *Concerned for both of them*

~LMAO~

Kirishima: Hey Guys! I got a rock! I'm gonna call him Rocky.

Tetsutetsu: I like that name bro! It's manly!

Kirishima: THANKS BRO!

Tetsutetsu: YOU'RE WELCOME BRO!

Class 1-C:....

Lilac: For some reason, I wish we had a Kirishima like person in our class.

???: HEY! HEY! HEY!

*CHOMP*

Class 1-C: WHOA! 

Yoshirou: I AM RIGHT HERE BITCHES!!!

Souta: You don't count!

Yoshirou: WHY?!

~LMAO~

Hein: What was plan A.

Jack: Don't fuck up.

Hein: What was plan B?

Eito: Don't fuck up plan A.

Hein: And what did you guys do?

Jacksquad: We fucked up...

The whole Class 1-C building was burning.

Hein: *Angry* You guys fucked up plan A.

~Class 1-C~

Mikoto: Step on a crack and break your mother's back.

Shouto: But Yukimura. I love my Mom.

Mikoto: Oh right....Hmm...How about this. Step on a crack and break a sex offender's back!

Shouto: Good enough. *Steps on crack*

Mineta: *Back Breaks* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

Mikoto: *Grins*

~LMAO~

Eito: Take me to jail!

Police: Uhhh...Why?

Eito: Away from him!

Kenji: *Killer Intent*...

Luna: How long will he be in jail?

Police: For stealing tv remotes...probably 30 days...

Kenji: *Scary* I CAN WAIT 30 DAYS~!

The vampire gave an murderous smile.

Everyone: *Scared*....

Eito: EEEEEP! Ummm...how long for slapping a cop?!

Cop: Huh?!

Mikoto: Six Months.

Eito: *Slaps the cop*

Cop: HEY!

Eito: TAKE ME TO JAIL! TAKE ME TO JAIL!!!

~LMAO~

Mio: Here you go. Alright open it.

Mio gave Jack a present. 

Jack: Oh wow...Socks. Thanks Mio. Thank you so much.

Mio:.....

Jack:.....?

Mio: Do it again.

Jack: What?

Mio: I want a better reaction. Do it again.

Jack: I said I like the socks.

Mio: I put so much goddamn thoughts of art into those socks and the only thing I wanted from you was a good reaction! Are you insulting my creativity as an artist?!

Jack: No! No I'm doing that!

Mio pulls out an gun and points it at Jack.

Jack: 😱😱😱

Mio: I better see some couple of tears...

~LMAO~

Jack: *Argues With Souta About Pizza*

Souta: That's a nice argument, but why don't you back it up with a source?

Jack: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Souta:....Idiot.

~LMAO~

Geysis: *In A Cell*

Students: Hehehehe. 

Class 1-C started imitating and mocking him in his face.

Geysis:....*Cell door opens and pulls out Killer Doll*

Students: ?!!! *Runs for the mountains*

Geysis: I'M TRIPLING YOUR TRAINING!!!!

Everyone gangsta til Geysis ran towards you with Killer Doll.

~LMAO~

When Sylvia first met Oka.

Sylvia: Huh...So she's a goth girl and she likes demons...I think we might get along and become really good friends.

~After The Kiyashi Mall Inicident~

Oka: Bimbo.

Sylvia: OK I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID! THIS BITCH HAS GOT TO GO!!! 💢

Hein: *Sighs*

Lilac: *Chuckles Nervously*

~LMAO~

Luna & Zoe were dancing near Yin. 

Luna: Mah bestie is better than yours~! Mah bestie better than yours~!

Oka appears next to Yin.

Luna: Man bestie-?! *Notices Oka* AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Hides behind Zoe*

Yin: ???

Oka: *Grins*

Zoe: Hold on. Let me get my glasses on so I can see...What is that?

Oka: ???

Zoe: Oh it's a bitch~!

Luna: *Jaw Drops*

Yin:....

Oka: ':(

Sylvia: *ROFL* Hahahahaha!

~LMAO~

Souta: There's a spider!

Jack: So what do you want me to do?!

Souta: Kill It!

Jack: You saw it first! You kill it!

Souta: You're the man!

Jack: *Wearing a dress* Since when?

Souta:....WTF?

The spider jumps on Jack's face.

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

~LMAO~

Eito: Are you enjoying our date, Kenji~?

Kenji: Ya know. I'm actually enjoying it. Thanks for inviting me to this cafe.

Eito: Anytime...Oh darn. I need to go to the bathroom. 

Kenji: Take your time.

As the two were on their date, they had no idea the Jacksquad was watching.

Jack: Let's prank them.

Luna/Destiny/Samuel/Kieran: Yep.

Destiny: Ya ready Haru?

Haru: Isn't this a little...mean?

Jack: Eito has some inappropriate photos of you & everyone else in the class.

Haru: *GASP*....Let's get this bastard.

Kenji: *Minding his own business* Hm?

Kenji saw Eito, whose actually Haru due to him usimg his quirk, outside the window.

Eito (Haru): Hello~~~!

Kenji: Eito? What are you doing outside the cafe? I thought you went to the bathroom.

Eito (Haru): I'm so sick and tired of dating that Twilight Loser. I'm gonna cheat on him with an werewolf gigachad.

Kenji: >:((((

Suddenly, Jack shows up wearing a werewolf disguise.

Jack: Hey Dude! You look adorable~!

Eito (Haru): Why thank you~! Say you're pretty hot~!

Jack: Ya seeing anyone?

Eito (Haru): I am. But my boyfriend is a loser~!

Jack: How about you ditch that loser. I'll show ya a good time~~~!

Eito (Haru): Oh Yes~~~! 

Kenji: *Murderous* 👿👿👿

Luna/Destiny: *Snickering*...(Payback a bitch, Eito.)

Kieran: (He's so gotta get it...)

Samuel: (Yep...)

The real Eito came out of the bathroom.

Eito: Sorry I took so long. I had to powder my nose and-?!

Kenji: *RAGE* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Kenji summoned his bats to attack Eito.

Bats: SCREEEEEEEECH!!!

Eito: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Eito suffered rabie virus for a whole month.

~LMAO~

Chassy: Listen. I know we don't see eye to eye.

Jack: That's because you're too short to do so, Chassy Rosette Lynn.

Everyone:....

Chassy grabs by his shirt and pulls him down to her angle.

Jack: ?!!

Chassy: *Rage* NOW LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER.

Jack: *Scared*

Students: (Idiot...)

~LMAO~

Hein: Let me see what you have.

Oka: A Knife!

Hein: NOOOO!

~LMAO~

Luna: Now you're gonna get! Let's go! Come on! Come on!

Oka:....*Slaps her*

Luna:....Waaaaaaaah!!!

Luna started crying while hugging Zoe.

Zoe: What the heck, Oka?

Oka: What. She started it.

~LMAO~

Remember when Kieran was first introduced in Class 1-C?

Present Mic: Alright Class. Today we are gonna welcoming a new student to our class. Everybody meet Kieran Omari.

Eito: Nah. Jit uglier than-?!

Kenji smacks him.

Kieran - Handsome. Attractive. Prince.

Girls: Ohhhhh~!

Boys: Nah. Girls in love.

Present Mic: Hey Guys! Cut it out!

Samuel: Nah. Present Mic's jealous!

Destiny: Uh. You told us to welcome the new student. We're gonna make him feel real welcome~~~! 

Kieran: *Blushes*

Present Mic: Uhh no u won't. 

Destiny: But you told us too!

Mio: Uh yeah. You kinda did.

Luna: Mhm.

Present Mic: Destiny. Get out.

Jack: Nah...Jit Trippin'...

Present Mic: Jack. You're not to talk, look at, or even breathe the same air as the new student. You understand?

Students: Nahhh... 

Destiny: Whatever...

~LMAO~

Mikoto: OMG!!!

Tohru: Geysis just fell over!

Mikoto: Somebody better call 911~!

Tohru: Geysis fucking died on the dance floor~!

Mikoto: OMG!!! 

Hinako: What are they doing?

Fumiko: Being dumb sweetie....

~LMAO~

Geysis: Night. Don't touch that cake. The students had enough for today.

As soon as Geysis turns his back.

Night: *Tries to pour in his recipes into the cake mix*

Geysis: *Army Tank* WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!!

~LMAO~

Geysis: Why is there an $800 charge to my credit card?!!

Fross and Koru pointed to the three girls in the room with shopping bags in hand.

Luna: *Mocking* Daaaad!

Destiny: We are material girls!

Mio: Mhm!

Geysis: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

~LMAO~

Kelly: It all started when I was ten years old.

Yin: *Gasp*

Maria: *Has popcorn*

Kelly: My silly uncle tried too get me to touch his weenie.

WAIT WHAT?!

Class 1-C: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!!!

Kelly: My Mom caught him and hit him with a frying pan.

Class 1-C: Oh....

~LMAO~

Lilac: I didn't know Souta was moronsexual.

Jack: Hey! Don't talk about him that way, he's not a moron-?!

Lilac:....

Jack: WAIT. 

Class 1-C: (Took ya long enough...)

~LMAO~

Yin: What was that noise?

Hein: There's a shooter outside. Lock the doors.

Yin: A shooter?!! 

Yin teleports outside.

Students: O_O

Yin: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MORONS!!! YOU MISSED!!!

Hein: YIN HAMADA!!! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE!!!

Yin: I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU MISSED! SHOOT ME!!!

~LMAO~

Luna: *Checking out BakuDeku pictures online*

Mina: I ship it.

Luna: Same.

Mikoto: Luna? Ashido? What cha girls doin?

Luna: Ah! Nothing!

Mina: Yeah! Nothing at all!

Mikoto:.....Eh?

Mikoto saw the pictures.

Mikoto: .....HAH?

Mina: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Luna: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?! WE SWEAR!!!

Mikoto pushed them out the way to get a better view.

Mikoto: 💢 WHAT IS THIS?!!! 💢

Mikoto became an Bakudeku hater.

~LMAO~

Jack: Sonuva...

Hein: Don't say it. 

Jack:...Witch?

Hein: You're close...

Luna: Frick...

Hein: Don't test me...

Samuel: Shoot! 

Destiny: Dang it!

Hein:.....

Eito: ASS.

Hein: *Pulls out a gun*

Kieran: Run.

Jacksquad ran for their lives with Hein shooting at them.

~LMAO~

Iida: I attempted to unalive someone ONCE and SUDDENLY that's my only character trait?!

Shouto: Don't sugarcoat it...

Mikoto/Souta/Kenji: Yeah...

Iida: *WAVE HANDS* IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME!!!

~LMAO~

Yin: What are you doing?

Oka: Talking to God.

Kelly: Is he telling you to kill everyone?

Oka: Yep!

Yin: No. That's Satan.

Oka: Hi Satan~!

Satan: Hi Oka~!

Students:.....

~LMAO~

Tohru: Love you son.

Mikoto: *Going to school*

Tohru:....*Pulls out Microphone*

Mikoto: *At U.A*

Tohru: *Makes an screech sound*

Mikoto: ?!!

Students: O.O?

Tohru: You gotta say I love you back.

Mikoto: *Embarrassed* Daaaaad! Are you serious?!

Tohru: I wanna hear it.

Mikoto: But-!

Tohru: I love you Dad. Say it. 

Mikoto: Daaaad! Stop!

Tohru: I love you Daddy~!

Mikoto: You're embarrassing me!

Students: *Snickering*

Tohru: Dad! I love you! 

Mikoto:.....

Tohru: I'm waiting...

Mikoto: I love you too Dad...Now! LEAVE!

Students: Hahahahaha!

Tohru: *Smiles*

~LMAO~

Geysis: So. Who broke it? 

The coffee machine was broken. Thr Jacksquad was in trouble as they stared at it.

Geysis: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Luna: I did. I broke it...

Geysis: No. No, you didn't. Anderman?

Jack: Don't look at me. Look at Eito!

Eito: What?! I didn't break it.

Jack: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Eito: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Jack: *Stares* Suspicious.

Eito: No, it's not!

Samuel: If it matters, probably not...Destiny was the last one to use it.

Destiny: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Samuel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Destiny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Samuel!

Luna: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Geysis-Sensei.

Geysis: No. Who broke it?

Jacksquad:....

Eito: *Whispering* Geysis-Sensei...Kieran's been awfully quiet.

Kieran: *Annoyed* REALLY?!

Eito: Yes Really!

Kieran: OMG!!!

Jacksquad: *Intense Arguing*...

....

Geysis: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Erasherhead: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Present Mic: Agree~!

~LMAO~

Mikoto: Uraraka. Remy. Teddy. What if I told you guys there's a way to pay off your family debts?

Uraraka: REALLY?!!

Teddy: No way!

Remy: Don't leave us in suspense. How?!

Mikoto: With a single credit card. Shouto? Would you do the honors.

Shouto: *Gives them Endeavor's credit card* Here you go...Go crazy.

Remy: Oh. Finally.

Teddy: WHOOOO!

Uraraka: HIGH FIVE!

 Both young hero and villain high five each other.

~LMAO~

Denki: And that's why I'm not allowed at the pool during allergy season.

Samuel: Oh...Bummer...

Luna: Dude. How are we friends?

Sero: That's what I like to know.

~LMAO~

Souta: Which one of you was gonna tell me tell tea taste different if you put it in hot water?!

Hein: *Spits Tea* Huh?! Y-You're putting it in cold water?!!

Mikoto: Souta! Answer the question, Souta!

Souta: Yep. I thought for like five years, you put it in hot water just to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. 

Riku: You don't have the patience to microwave water for like three minutes?!

Wait what?!

Sylvia: Why are you...putting it in the microwave...to boil it?!

Riku: You think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Chassy: It takes less than a minute!

Riku: Chassy, is your stove stuffed powered by the fucking sun?!!

Chassy: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?!

Riku: Like seven minutes!!!

Samuel: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a saucepan...

Haru: *Losing It* You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat?! 

Akira: Your stove is enchanted!!!

Kenji: Every single person is room is a fucking lunatic.

Souta: *Agrees with him*

Hein: 💢DO NONE OF YOU OWN A BLOODY KETTLE?!!💢

~LMAO~

Deku: Okay Miichan. 

Mikoto: Yes Izuku?

Deku: Kacchan's now saying that my costume looks like Springtrap.

Mikoto: Oh...that's an insult to the costume makers.

Deku: IKR! Kacchan! Just say it looks like a rabbit, dangit! You don't have to be rude!

Bakugo: Rude's my middle name, you damn nerd! 

Mikoto: *Rolls his eyes* Well that makes sense...What to know what else is your middle name?

Bakugo: What?

Mikoto: BITCH.

~LMAO~