08 Drive By
In the end the decision was that I would be Aurora's servant for the morning and afternoon, and Aine personal chef whenever she felt hungry. I moved into their house immediately, and saw what they meant by 'a little short on staff'. Apparently I was their only servant at the moment.
"Our last servant left last week, she kept on complaining about how Aine almost set her on fire three times in the past week." Aurora shrugged, as we began to ascend the steps.
"Hey! She was annoying! And you said the same thing about her too!" Aine complained.
by the time we stopped in front of the doorway it was dark. I could tell it was quite a large mansion, though not as impressive as Mi's mansion. But still it was quite a formidable size.
"So it's just the two of you living alone in a house like this?" I asked the twins.
"Yes, is there a problem?" Aurora turned and answered.
My heart skipped a beat. Back in my teenage years, I had never thought of sleeping in a girl's house. It just seemed too good and far from the average reality. But now it's a reality, and though I never thought it could work this way, the situation remained the same. The circumstances were far beyond my wildest imagination though.
"Why are you standing there like that? Quickly get in." Aine snapped.
Yep, almost forgot. No matter how cute the twins were on the outside, their powers could easily wipe me off the face of the earth with zero effort. My life was truly on tightropes...let's just hope I live through tonight.
Once we were inside, I was led by the twins to my room. It was probably the smallest crappy room in the mansion, but still it was 10 times better they my old s***** apartment I was living in the day before yesterday. I honestly didn't have any luggage to take with me, so when I left all I had with me was my backpack with all my junk. Well I wasn't really complaining, this was like a free upgrade in living standards; but my life was also put into parallel. Before the twins left me alone, Aurora stopped by the door way and said to me:
"Remember to change into your servant uniform first thing tomorrow morning, then you will knock on my door at 8:00am, but you have to wake up at 7:00am and make the breakfast first. After all that you will do our laundry and all of that must be washed by hand. After you are done with the laundry...you should go and wake up Aine, but remember, never wake her up before noon, otherwise she will get very edgy. After that, you will accompany us outside as our personal servant until we come back for dinner. You will then make dinner accordingly to our demands. Afterwards you will prepare our baths, Aine wants her to be completely hot water, and I want mine to be completely cold water. And remember to bring the towels, after that you will help make our beds, before we prepare for sleep and that's about everything...do you remember everything I just said?"
"...Yes..." I answered, though I swear I was having trouble staying awake through all that.
"Good. My sister and I will retreat to our chambers now. Good night." Aurora turned and shut the door quietly behind her.
Honestly, at this rate I should just find a noose and hang myself. But then I told myself: It will only be brief, it won't take much longer for them to look up to me and beg to be my servant...huehuehue...Ok, probably not happening. Yeah I should probably just save my energy and get some sleep; got a whole schedule in front of me tomorrow. I set my phone's alarm to 7:00am tomorrow morning and without changing, I collapsed on the bed and instantly fell asleep...
***
The whole servant experience was even worse than I thought; I woke up 7am in the morning, which I was OK with, but getting into the servant dress was just simply torture. I swear the collar of the dress was designed for a scarecrow or something. I don't see any way for a human to get into it. Afterwards I had to undo two buttons and still it was hot and uncomfortable. Afterwards I went downstairs to the kitchen to make breakfast. There was a billboard where it writes what they want to eat, it looked like some simply stuff, like bacon, eggs, toast and milk. Yet each step that was written was complicated as hell. So I did my best, and after a million failed samples and almost blowing up the kitchen twice, I managed to get the breakfast done. I then had to go upstairs and knock on Aurora door. The first time I knocked, there was no response, so I just simply let it be, as she told me she only wanted me to call her once. Afterwards, I just left the breakfast on the table hot and steamy, and left to do the laundry. The first thing I noticed was there was a mountain heap of clothes separated into two piles. And it was pretty obvious to tell which one was Aurora's and which one was Aine's. But all the clothes were identical the one they wear every day. I didn't know what to say. But the most questionable aspect of the laundry was washing their underwear. Honestly I even question myself if I should even be doing this in the first place...so yeah I did wash their panties...afterwards I went up Aine's room to wake her up, but on remembering the horror stories of what happened to previous servant who almost burned for trying to wake her up, I took all the precautions possible and knocked on her door quickly once then took off right afterwards...and afterwards...well I feel like there is going to be no end to this, so I am just going to stop there. So yeah that basically sums up my typical shitty morning, and here I am now, escorting the twins on their "Afternoon walk". Basically that is me holding up a sun umbrella and following them wherever they go. They stop for coffee and tea and tea and coffee one after another. That strengths my theory that the twins stomach were attached to a bottomless pit or something. After 6 tea and coffee shops, we came walking by the streets when suddenly a motor cycle (the Harley Davidson kind), pulled up and stopped beside us.
The twins stopped in their tracks at once and gave the motorist odd looks. Stereotypically it would be some sort of big burly man driving this sort of bike, but in this case it was a 'well developed' female driver in excellent shape. She was dressed in tomboy style wearing blue short jeans and a black muscle shirt with several layers of cloth wrapped around her wrists and hands. Who knew maybe she was a biker and a boxer? Over all she looked pretty bad-ass. But when she took off her helmet, long silky black hair in a ponytail poured out from her helmet. She was Asian, somewhere around 20 to 23, it's really hard to tell with Asian women especially as one as hot as her...Ahem.
"Why are you here? Do you not know that this is our territory?" Aurora said in an icy tone.
"Yeah! Who do you think you are anyways!?" Aine followed up.
I had a bad feeling about this.
"I have no interest in a bunch of 'under developed' girls," she sneered, not giving a single f*** about the twins, who were right beside, "the reason why I am here is him," she said, pointing her chin towards me.
"Umm, Aurora, Aine, do you mind telling me who this super-hot and sexy lady is?" I spoke up.
"HA!?" both twins exclaimed, they looked ready to jump me any moment.
"Hmph. At least someone here isn't blind." She referred to me. "Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Ryusaki Yoshino. It's been a pleasure to meet you all." She extended a hand, and it took me a moment to realize that, she meant for me to take it hand. Normally I would just be calm and chill and shake the hand, but my mind was telling me no and when I turned around I could see the twin's faces, the message was clear 'Don't'. I decided to call upon Eji, just in case this is a trap or something.
Then I saw it.
"What's the matter? Don't leave a lady hanging like this? Didn't your parents teach you some manners?" Yoshino asked with sly arrogance.
The twins looked ready to burst, but they made no move...
"I don't know exactly what your powers are, but I can tell, if I shake your hand there, I won't be able to get it back, am I right?"
The smile from her lips faded, as her hand fell back to her side. The mood had changed. It's as if I cracked a joke at a funeral, and everything went awkward...
"It seems that you know too much, I guess I will have to take all you little bastards' out." She took a pair of dark sunglasses from her coat pocket, then drew out a wooden katana from nowhere behind.
A wooden sword? Seriously? There are a million different kind of weapons better than a wooden sword when it comes to killing people, but when I turn around and look at Aine and Aurora, they looked like they were about to embrace Ragnarok.
"Ryusagin!" she stretched her hand out. Vaguely I could see sort of phantom, that resembled some type of serpent, but with antlers and claws; it began to coil and wrap around Yoshino arm as she out her katana. Within a few seconds, the serpent or dragon or whatever, began to enlarge to the point it was about as tall as a 3 story building.
"Am I the only seeing this, or is that super-hot lady holding a wooden katana with a snake like thingy the size of a 3 story apartment coiled around it?" I asked.
"Ho. So you can see my Ryusagin..." she sounded impressed for a moment and paused before she spoke again: "and it's a dragon not a snake. My Ryusagin now feels insulted, so die!"
Even though I saw it coming a mile away, I dodge-rolled out of the way as far as possible as she brought the stick down. Everything in a ten meter line was crushed under the dragon's massive long underbelly. To normal people I guess it just looked like an invisible force suddenly splitting apart the ground. I didn't turn around to see the rest; I just turned and went for b-line the heck out of here. Behind me, I could feel the intense heat of Aine's flames, and the chill of the blizzard Aurora summoned. I ducked behind a car and observed the battle from afar. Despite the ferocious attack from the twins, not a scratch of damage was dealt to Yoshino. From my view the dragon was coiling itself around Yoshino's body shielding her from harm. When the twins looked like they were out of mana, the dragon began unwrapping itself from Yoshino's body, still bound to her fist, at her command. The twins realizing now they are the one at disadvantage, backed up and ran at opposite directions from one another. Which was quite clever of them, I'll give them that.
She needed time to prepare an attack, and if the twins spilt up that means she could only get one of them...well what kind of person would I be, if I didn't help two cute Loli girls in distress?. This was truly one of those 'to save two cute Loli girls, or be a complete douche?' moments. Well it's not the first time I haven't been a douche I admit, but I say enough being a douche is enough being a douche, no promises made though. So despite all that I decided to do something for a change.
"YO! Bitch! Hey crazy women! I don't mean any offence really..."
Before I could even finish apologizing at the last part, her fist is already coming at me.
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