A demonic flashback
We see everyone as they were with Ashton playing a demonic looking violin
Dimitri: So mind filling us in on what happened on your line?
Ashton: Oh I've become the king of the demons.
Andruw: Serious in just five hours?
Ashton: That's the thing. I was down there for twelve years. Time passes much slower in the demon world. Would you like to hear my story?
Dimitri: Sure.
Ashton: Then allow me to set the stage.
We see Ashton as he then used his magic to create a video screen to project his memories to show him bound in ropes with a "sold" sign on his chest as he was seen in a sphere as we see an elderly man with horns was seen flying in the air and had Ashton in tow.
Ashton: See after I was dragged into the demon world I ended up being sold to a demon named Sullivan. And he apparently wanted me to be his grandson. And he had me in a school for demons which was where I had met Asmodeus, Clara and Ameri.
Dimitri: You mean the lady who looks kind of like Rias but has red orange hair?
He pointed at a girl who was sitting nearby reading a manga
Ashton: Oh yeah. She's the queen of the demon world. Not my decision but she's very forceful.
Andruw: And who's Clara?
???: (From a distance) Rolling...
Ashton: Uh oh. I'd recommend ducking out of the way.
Then a green ball was seen rolling to the room.
Clara: Rolling! Rolling!
Everyone then moved out of the way as the green ball hit a stack of boxes as a girl with green hair came out of the boxes.
Clara: Strike!
Ashton: Everyone that is Clara
Dimitri: Oh, and out of curiosity how did you meet Asmodeus?
Ashton: Well I kind of accidentally stole his thunder during the first day.
Asmodeus: You undersell it Master. You have also saved a girl from my magic and made me your first servant.
Ashton: Azz not again.
Dimitri: So that means now we are having more demons with us. If one devil wasn't enough now more.
Piper: But look on the bright side, at least Rias really likes you.
Ameri: Rias? You know Rias?
Dimitri: Yeah, our grandpa arranged for her to be with us in the circus and unfortunately have her bunk with me.
Grayson: Why do you ask? You sound like you know her.
Ameri: She was my senior in Bablys
Dimitri: Oh. Wait Bablys is the name of the school right?
Ameri: Yes.
Dimitri: Oh, ok. Just checking.
Asmodeus: But Master didn't befriend every demon at Bablys.
Piper: Really?
Ashton: He's right there are some demons out there that aren't very fond of me.
Rowan: Oh, who are they?
Ashton: Well there's Kirio Ami he was the demon in charge of the magical apparatus battler before he was arrested for trying to destroy the school
Dimitri: Battler?
Ashton: They're like clubs here in the human world
Dimitri: Oh, I see.
Ashton: Anyway this guy is a big time perv who gets his rocks off on people's despair
Dimitri: So his plan to destroy the school was just to have the entire student body in complete despair for his own perverse fantasies?
Ashton: Exactly. And he even tried to turn the fireworks we created into a bomb to do that
Dimitri: There are a lot of bad guys but that dude is a complete nutcase.
Ashton: Then there's Schenell Eligoth and this guy isn't as evil but no less a pervert. Just ask Ameri. She was the victim of his machinations
Ameri: He's right. Trust me, I speak from experience. He was a major headache.
Ashton: The last guy that I'm gonna talk about isn't evil or a pervert but he really really doesn't like me.
Dimitri: What is he like?
Ashton: He is scary beyond all reason. He was our teacher who had us do familiar summoning, the rank exams, and was our home room instructor. His name was Naberius Kalego.
Clara: Ashy kins summon him!
Ashton: (panic) Uh no thanks.
Dimitri: I rather focus on my own things than listen to that girl beg.
Clara: Oh come on please?
Elliotte: Just do it, anything to shut her up.
Ashton: Oh he's gonna kill me.
Ashton then held his arms up and in a puff of smoke an owl with a tuft of purple hair appeared.
Ashton: Good afternoon, Professor. Please don't hurt me!
Ashton hides behind Demona as Dimitri looks at Naberius and then he and Elliotte look at each other and back at Naberius and then burst into laughter.
Ashton: You shouldn't do that. He has a violent temper.
Dimitri: Sorry, it's just he looks... How can I say this without being offensive?
Ruby: He's cute and fluffy!
Ruby then came towards Nabarius and had him in a hug and he smacked her with one of his tiny claws.
Naberius: Silence! (To Ashton) And you! I thought I told you to never summon me in this irritating form again!
Ashton: Please forgive me, but it was an emergency.
Naberius: Valac again?
Ashton: Yes.
Dimitri: (Clears his throat) Well it is a pleasure to meet you sir, I am Dimitri and I welcome you to Circus Jurassic
Naberius: Hmm, I like this one.
Ashton: That's a shock. I thought you only got along with Professor Balam.
Naberius: Just keep an eye on your little friends here, understand?
Ashton: Yes sir.
Andruw: Well, it sounded like you had quite the adventure, Ash.
Ashton: Yeah, and I have a feeling that they will be gaining lots of interest here.
Elliotte: It would seem like it.
Asmodeus: I do believe that you all have many tales to tell us about.
Dimitri: Well yeah, we'd be happy to tell you.
And for many hours Dimitri tells the demons of Bablys the stories of his and the circus' adventures as they were listening to them.
Dimitri: And it is pretty much it.
Andruw: You should have seen how his day with Asuka was, it was hilarious and I even have the footage to show you.
Dimitri: No! Nobody wants to see that!
Andruw: Too late.
He then had his phone out and began to play the video as they watched it as Dimitri then groaned in embarrassment.
Dimitri: You know I'm going to kill you for this, Andruw. You know that.
Andruw: I know.
Elliotte: Well despite what happened from that we still had a lot of adventures and did good with some mysteries like with the witches' ghosts.
Usopp: I'll say, we did some pretty great work if I do say so myself.
Then a couch cushion was seen tossed at Usopp hitting him in the face as it was revealed Zoro was the one who threw it.
Zoro: Oh please, through that whole trip you've been nothing but a pain.
Usopp: Quit comparing me to you and the rest of you superhuman jerks!
He then threw a cushion at Zoro as he looked annoyed.
Zoro: Now you're annoying me.
Then a cushion was tossed at Chopper hitting him.
Usopp: I think blue nose here wins today's award for laziest talking animal in Oakhaven.
Ashton: What about Perry? He doesn't do much, remember?
Then a cushion was tossed at Ashton's face.
Usopp: And the award for sloppiest magical eater goes to Ashton.
Ashton: You wound me. Now I hurt you.
We then see them going into a fight but were both grabbed by Everette in Power Beetle form and bashed their heads together
Ashton: Lemme at that long nose! I'm gonna shove it somewhere where the sun doesn't shine!
Dimitri: Enough! You guys are supposed to work together in this circus and yet you both act like a couple of children.
Ashton: (Points at Usopp) He started it!
Everett: We don't care who started it, we're ending it.
Ameri: But how is it that that little creature is like this (points at Chopper)
Dimitri: The straw hats told us that Chopper ate a Human-Human Fruit.
Asmodeus: A Human-Human Fruit? I assume that it is one of these devil fruits master had mentioned to us?
Dimitri: That's right, Chopper is still a reindeer but he now has the abilities of a human like talking and standing on two legs.
Ashton: And that's pretty much it.
Dimitri: And the little guy is also a doctor.
Asmodeus: I believe that being with you will allow us to see the many places the human world has to offer.
Dimitri: It will, and you will get to see the amazing people there too.
Ashton: Like Dr Doofenshmirtz!
Dimitri: Thanks for pointing it out, Ash.
Nami: Dimitri, you had said that you made friends around the world like Asuka, Steven and Yang. Who else did you meet in your travels?
Dimitri: Well there's Ryuko, Her sister Satsuki, Enid, and there was that Present Mic guy I met and there was a girl named Vanessa I met when doing a summer job.
Andruw: Wasn't there a girl with red hair you knew back then what was her name? Coco?
Dimitri: Yoko.
Andruw: Right, Yoko. Weren't you and her friends with benefits
Dimitri: It was only 42 times.
Luffy: What are friends with benefits?
Ashton whispers in Luffy's ear as his face turns green as he then went to a trash can and was heard puking.
Clara: What did you say?
Ashton: You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nami: (to Dimitri) What were you even thinking?!
Dimitri: Why are you acting like it's a shock?
Nami: Hello, you basically have been doing the no pants dance with her!
Ashton: So? We've done it plenty of times
Nami: NOT THE POINT!!!
Dimitri: Look you are making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be, besides Yoko is really fun.
Nami: Are you nuts?!
Dimitri: Most of us aren't even seeing what is wrong with this.
Nami: But... but...
Ashton: No buts missy! (points at his butt)
Nami: Fine, but if you ever run into that Yoko girl don't invite me.
Dimitri: She's a nice person when you get to know her.
Nami: Well if you find out that she ended up pissed at you that you got her expecting a surprise don't come crying to me.
Ashton: Hey you should be happy if they are. I know I am.
Nami: What are you talking about?
Ashton: Oh dear. I forgot to tell you.
Nami: Just spit it out!
Ashton: You've got something cooking in there. (Points at Nami's stomach)
Nami: What are you talking abou- (Realizes what he meant) You mean I'm?
Ashton: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Nami was seen in a frozen state of shock as Dimitri waved his hand at her face to expect a response.
Dimitri: I think she's broken.
Piper: I think Nami needs to lay down for a while.
We see Piper as she takes Nami's hand and she sits her down on the couch
Ashton: Hmm, maybe the surprise worked a little too well. Oopsie.
Dimitri: But when she snaps out of it I can't tell if she's going to either be in some kind of state of panic or she's gonna kill you believing you are the cause of this.
Zoro: Probably the second one.
Ashton: But I am the cause of it.
Dimitri: Then if I were you I would probably find some place to hide to avoid Nami's wrath until she cools down.
Ashton: She wouldn't hurt me.
Dimitri: If you say so, then you're in trouble.
Ashton: Why?
Dimitri only pointed at Nami who was seen standing up while having a look of fury as Ashton began to run as he ran to a door with Grayson's name and locked it as banging was heard.
Nami: (From the other side) OPEN THIS DOOR!!!
Ashton: (Spanish accent) Nobody home!
From inside the room an alarm was heard going off as a red light was flashing.
Grayson's voice: You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave vai the designated exit.
Ashton then looked to see an exit sign was flashing and above the door he came in as he saw it unlock and open as Nami was seen cracking her knuckles as his eyes widened.
Grayson's voice: Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day.
Nami: Oh, you can count on it.
Ashton: Have mercy! I gave you a child!
Nami: Oh I'll give you mercy after I'm through with you!
Ashton: (Imitates Grayson) Oh dear, pain and bruising
We then hear Ashton screaming as the others watch as Nami is heard yelling in rage as she then walks out while holding onto Ashton's shirt dragging him.
Nami: If you'll excuse me, I need to have a talk with my baby's daddy
She then walked into Ashton's room and closed the door as the others watched.
Grayson: Yikes.
Everette: Wow, that definitely brought the worst of her out
Dimitri: That's just how most women are when through their pregnancy, it can do things to them.
Grayson then looked with wide eyes as he saw that Rias was behind Dimitri.
Dimitri: Rias is right behind me isn't she?
Grayson nods
Dimitri: Does she have an angry look on her face?
He sees his brother giving him another nod.
Dimitri: I figured. (Turns to Rias) Whatever you have for me Rias, make it quick.
Sanji: You're just accepting it?
Dimitri: Running away from this will only bring more pain, so I'm just gonna accept it like a man.
Rias: Well originally I was going to put you under a coma, but seeing how you are facing this I think I'll let it slide
Dimitri: I'm gonna guess that a nap for you will be better.
Rias: Of course, and you are going to be joining me.
Dimitri: The usual?
Rias: Yes and no complaining
We see Rias taking Dimitri to his room as the others watch.
Zee: Well at least none of us with Ashton have to sleep how Rias does.
Demona: Actually we are now, and thanks for the idea.
Lexi: You had to open your mouth.
Demona: Well get used to it fuzzy bunny.
Ameri: I agree, like it or not but we're all in this together.
We see the girls who were with Ashton sigh as they go into Ashton's room.
End.
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