Geraldine popped her head through the curtain to watch the act on stage.

"Well golly gee, glad I don't have to follow this guy!" She turned around to see Wanda and Vision staring at her.

"Oh but your gonna be great!" Y/n walked over to Wanda.

"She's right Wands! You are going to be amazing!" Wanda paced back and forth.

"What time is it now?" Geraldine checked her watch.

"Well, two minutes after the last time you asked." Wanda jumped up and down.

"I don't know where he could be!" As soon as she stepped to the side, Vision came stumbling up the stairs. Y/n tilted her head.

"Vis are you drunk?" Wanda turned around.

"Vis?" Geraldine looked as well.

"Drunk?" Vision walked forward, almost falling down the stairs.

"Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing! Woah." Wanda walked up to him.

"Vis. Where have you been?" Vision smiled goofily.

"Oh, well, me and the boys were playing a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes. No that's not it. Shoe horses! No. Grrr. Ah! Horse's shoes!" Wanda pulled his hands down.

"Listen, something strange happened with Dottie. Well, something strange happened before that too. It's hard to explain." Vision looked over at a horse costume.

"I was just playing with his shoes!" Y/n shook her head.

"Wanda, you cant talk to him when he's like this. It's really like he's drunk!" Wanda pouted.

"What is going on!" Geraldine poked her head back out of the curtain.

"You are!"

Wanda walked out onto the stage and swung her arm out to present Vision. Except Vision didn't come out. Y/n watched from the side as Vsion tumbled out.

"Hello, Westview! It's great to see you," He tumbled into a wooden post." I'm so sorry, excuse me. I am Glamour and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion." Y/n facepalmed. Wanda waved.

"I am Glamour and he's Illusion." Vision nodded.

"Yeah what she said. Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. Flourish!" Vision waved his arms around as Wanda kept her smile.

"You just do it, Honey, you don't say it out loud." Vision walked across the stage to a piano.

"And now my wife and I will delight in your dumbstruck little faces. Flourish!" Vision put his arms by his side and started to fly. Y/n and Wanda both had wide eyes, but so did the crowd. Wanda flicked her hand, and ropes and pullies appeared above Vision. They laughed as she lowered him. He stumbled over beside the piano.

"Oh! This is going to be great! A staggering feat of strength!" Vision lifted the Piano one-handed. Wanda dropped the crank for the pullies.

"Illusion! Oh, Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me!" She ran over and grabbed it. As she held it, it turned into a cardboard cutout. She tilted it so that the back was visible.

"Oops, you weren't supposed to see how we did that trick!" Everyone laughed and clapped. He did a card trick quickly, which involved him guessing the wrong card again and again. He went through the entire deck before getting it right. They chased Senor Scratchy across the stage, and Vision pushed a hat through himself. He stood up again.

"And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you the Magnet of Crysteries!" Wanda pushed the cabinet out.

"The Cabinet of Mysteries!" Vision grinned as he grabbed it.

"Yeah yeah, what she said. I will now make my wife, disappear!" Anges yelled out from the crowd.

"Are you sure you don't need an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph"!" Vision laughed before speaking bluntly.

"No. Abracadabra!" He tapped the cabinet with his magic wand. Wanda looked at him.

"Uh, Sweetheart." Vision stared blankly.

"Yeah?" They stared at each other. Wanda smiled.

"Hi."

"Oh." The audience suddenly started chanting.

"What's in the box?!" They were all in sync, so Y/n acted quickly. With a bright flash, Vision swung open the doors, and there she was.

"Hello! Am I here for an encore?" They stood together and bowed. Vision and Wanda scurried off the stage through the curtain and Y/n walked down the steps. She sat back down. A few awards were given, but then Dottie yelled out.

"You two! Stop right there!" She pointed over to Wanda and Vision, who had been sneaking away.

"Nothing like what you two just did up here has ever happened in the history of our talent show." vision hung his head as Wanda started to speak.

"Dottie, we are so..." Dottie interrupted them.

"Hilarious! That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen! Wouldn't you all agree?" The crowd cheered wildly. Dottie rushed them onstage and gave them a mini trophy.

"On behalf of the planning committee, I would like to award you with the inaugural Comedy Performace of the Year." Everyone was on their feet cheering.

~~~

Wanda and Vision were dancing into the house, which made Y/n giggle.

"You two were amazing. Vision, you should consider alcoholism." Vision looked at her.

"You should consider finding a new place to stay." Wanda smiled as she plopped down onto the couch.

"I don't know what I was so worried about. It wasn't so hard to fit in after all." Vision sat next to her.

"And all we had to do was be ourselves." Y/n stood behind them.

"Well, with a few modifications." Vision grinned.

"And it was all," the three of them spoke at once.

"For the children." Wanda grinned as she stood up.

"Well, I think the children might need some popcorn." Vision stared at her.

"Wanda." Wanda turned around.

"Hmm, what?" She continued turning to reveal a massive pregnant stomach. Y/n's jaw dropped.

"Wow, boy do you two move fast." Wandssa gasped as she reached for her stomach.

"Vision is this really happening?" Vision looked at her.

"Yes, my love. It's really happening." They stopped when they heard a bang. The three of them stormed out to find the source of the noise. Vision was fuming.

"If it's that damn tree again!" Y/n looked around in the pitch-black night.

"Wait, what is that." They all turned to the street. One of the manholes was moving. It slid up and off, until a man hopped out, decked out in what looked like a nuclear hazard suit, or a beekeeper's outfit. Wanda looked stone cold.

"No."

The world felt like it was pulling Y/n back. Like there was a string tied to her spine and it was tugging her. In a moment, she was standing between Vision and Wanda, and the moment was forgotten. Wanda smiled.

"Vision is this really happening?" Vision looked at her.

"Yes, my love. It's really happening." They kissed. The moment wasn't forgotten, it was gone. Y/n watched as the whole world filled with colour.

"Well, I'll be damned."

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