Season 5, Episode 13 : Livin' La Vida Loca

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The season five episode thirteen titled Livin' La Vida Loca opened with Angelina inviting some of the group over at her new house for a housewarming party.

Chris helped her set up. She told people to bring their own chairs because she didn't have any furniture.

Mike asked them which rooms in the house they had sex in already.

Angelina said none.

"You guys have to christen every room," Nicole said.

"You shouldn't be doing this!" Deena insisted as Cinta walked in to the nursery, paintbrushes in both hands, ready to paint away.

"I'm sure a little bit of painting isn't going to do much harm and I have no one to do this for me," Cinta said.

Ryan was in Chicago and they were having problems in their relationship as they had issues deciding where to live since Ryan wanted Cinta to move to Chicago but Cinta wanted to stay in here in New Jersey.

"It's been a crazy and busy last couple of months for me. I'm twenty-two weeks pregnant and it's just hitting me that I'm going to be a mom. I have so much going on with my businesses and I haven't even started a nursery in my house for my baby," Cinta said in her confessional.

"I can get Chris to do it for you," Deena said.

Cinta smiled.

"Really? Thank you," Cinta said.

"You're welcome," Deena said.

Before, Angelina went to Spain to be on a show called 'All Star Shore' with other people that were all on different 'Shores' shows. She and Chris got into a fight the night before her flight.

"As he was walking out of the f***ing room, he was like 'f*** you b**** I hope you f***ing die in a plane crash,' knowing that I was going to Spain," Angelina said in a confessional. "This is not a f***ing marriage. He doesn't communicate with me." She added.

Two days later, Jenni and Nicole had coffee together and talked about Mike's son Romeo's upcoming baptism.

Nikki and Cinta joined them.

Nicole tried a ginger shot and then immediately spit it all out as Jenni, Cinta and Nikki laughed.

They also talked about Cinta's pregnancy.

Mike and Pauly went into the city to see Vinny and check out his new bachelor pad in Tribeca.

"I got him a really dope gift," Pauly said in a confessional.

The gift was a painting of Vinny, Mike and Pauly dressed up in historical outfits.

"We look like the founding Guidos," Vinny said.

Pauly said they needed to find Vinny a wife and that he was like a 'Sex In the City' character.

"I'm Samantha," Vinny said.

The next day, Cinta had let Deena's husband paint the nursery for her.

Cinta stood at the door, rubbing her hand against her bump as Chris talked about his painting skills.

"Yeah, pretty impressive, Chris," Cinta said.

Days before Mike son Romeo's baptism, Vinny and Pauly drove to Mike's house to dye his hair blonde.

"The chances of us messing up Mike's hair are pretty high," Vinny said.

After having the dye on his hair for 25 minutes, Mike rinsed his now blonde hair.

"Mike looks like a fat old Eminem," Vinny said in a confessional. "I don't even want to know how Lauren is going to react to this." He added.

Mike said Lauren told him not to do it.

"But she doesn't know what it's going to look like," Mike said.

"You didn't tell us she told you not to do it," Pauly said.

Lauren, walked in the door and Vinny and Pauly immediately left.

"Honey, what happened?" Lauren said when she saw him.

Mike and Lauren got ready for their son's baptism and wore the same outfits that they wore on their wedding day. Mike wore his same tuxedo and Lauren wore one of her dresses.

"This is actually a baptism that looks like a wedding," Mike said when they got to the church.

"I don't know if I'm at Romeo's baptism or Mike and Lauren are getting married again," Vinny said in a confessional. "They are extra AF." He added.

Uncle Nino fell asleep during the service but afterwards got up and kissed baby Romeo. After the service, Nino started asking other people for a ride because he couldn't find Vinny. One woman agreed.

"That's my new girlfriend," Nino said.

At the over-the-top baptism reception, the others got their first look at Mike's new hair.

"Blonde daddy Sitch is in the building," Mike said.

"Blondes have more fun I guess." Cinta said in a confessional.

"Mike never spares any expense when it comes to a nice meal," Pauly said when the food arrived.

"We should baptize Romeo more often." Cinta said as she made herself a massive plate of food.

Angelina returns home and Chris isn't there.

The roommates celebrate Christmas with their families.

Three days after Angelina talks to her sister about her relationship with Chris.

"I swear I would have been alone for Christmas if it hadn't been for my sister," Angelina said in a confessional.

Alyssa asked Angelina how things were going with her husband Chris. Angelina said they got into a fight right before she went to Spain on their two-year wedding anniversary.

Angelina broke down crying in a confessional and said that Chris reminded her of her father. When Angelina returned from Spain right before Christmas Day, Chris was not home.

"Chris abandoned me the first time around and that reminds me of my father," Angelina said. "Last year, I filed for divorce and I knew what I had to do. But I didn't do it. I've been feeling alone in this marriage for a long time." She added.

Angelina said she was ready for a divorce and told her sister about Luis who asked her to go to Mexico with him for New Years.

Angelina told Alyssa that there was a lot that happened on the Spain show that people don't know about yet.

"Everyone's hooking up and everyone's f***ing each other,'" Angelina said. "It's like an orgy." She added.

Angelina said she was the only one who was married and that this one guy Luis, from Mexico, started talking to her and telling her how pretty she was.

Angelina also Alyssa that she only had sex with Chris once in their marriage.

"I don't even know what to say to that," Alyssa said.

"He wouldn't even look at my body," Angelina said of when she was naked.

Alyssa asked her if she really thought it was a really good idea for her to go to Mexico.

New Year's posts from the roommates are shared.

On News Year's Day, Mike was at his house when Angelina started sending him pictures of her with Luis.

Mike immediately sent the photos around to the group. Deena figured out that the pictures were not taken in Spain but from Cancun from the writing on the wall.

Deena called Mike about what she learned.

"So she flew back out somewhere else to be with this dude?" Mike said.

"Angelina is actually in Mexico right now Livin La Vida Loca," Mike said to the camera.

The group discussed the photo among their households.

Pauly packed his bags to go to Madison Square Garden to DJ during the intermission of the NY Rangers game.

Cinta and Vinny went to the show to support him.

"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen Pauly do," Vinny said.

"If I told my 20 year old self that I was going to be playing at Madison Square Garden in New York City he would say you're freaking crazy," Pauly said in a confessional.

The group get a text from Deena that Angelina asked her to come over. Cinta replied that Angelina asked her too. The group chat is filled with questions of why Angelina wants to discuss with Deena and Cinta.

When Angelina got back from Mexico, she saw that Chris's car was not at the house. Chris left his wedding ring in a box at the house.

She asked Deena and Cinta to come over and when she got there told her that Chris had moved out.

"I want to know everything," Deena said.

"Yeah, what the hell happened?" Cinta asked.

"There's a lot of story you don't know," Angelina said.