In the beginning, there was nothing.
And then, He appeared, enlightened by the light of the Oven .

With His white frosting and the sugar crystals on top, He created the stars and galaxies, giving them His spiraled shape.
And with His very dough He created the planets, giving them His rounded shape.
He chose the planet He liked the most and settled there.
And with the sugar and butter in His dough, He made the plants .
And with the milk in His dough He made the water.
And all was good

But He felt lonely, alone on His planet. He wanted people like Him.
So with the flour and the sweet cinnamon in  His dough He created the animals to make what he needed to create his people.
And with the margarine  and the spices in His dough He made the humans, and he gave them one simple order :

- " Bake. Bake people who are like Me, with My shape and My color, and My taste, and I will reign over them and you, and you will worship Me trough them, and all will be good."

And the humans baked and all was good .

But maybe because of all the spices He put in them, humans were cruel and greedy, and reckless. And in their cruelty and greed, and recklessness, they ate the very thing He asked them to create and worship, and they killed the beings He created to live with them on His planet.
Seeing this, He became mad and He cursed the humans for their cruelty :

- " You tear apart My people? Well now you will tear each other apart, and never you will join again as one, and never you will be at peace, and over time you will crumble and die like burned dough in the oven."

And on those words, He divided them like we divide margarine and butter, and He scattered them around the planet, and He spread many ailments and scourges on them, doomed to always tear each other apart.
And then He left the planet to go back with the stars in the light of the Oven.

As a reminder and a revenge, humans still bake and eat His people to these days, but as the story fades from their minds, they started worship His people again.