"shit, shit shit" as he arrived at the mansion, so did the stepmonsters. He grunted annoyed as he scurried through the back entrance and dashed to his room in the attic, which was quite big if you didn't count the useless trash that stood there for stroge. 

He cursed again annoyed as the dress was a lot more complicated than that big boobed woman had let him to believe and only after about 10 minutes he got the, now half ripped, dress off and threw it under the floor board. No way that the stepmonsters need to discover this. 

"NARUTO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" 

"Language!" he heard the mother scold Sakura and snorted in agreement before he put something he had usually on and rushed downstairs waiting for Sakura to command him. "About time! The ball was a disaster and you better make sure the new chocolates are in my room tonight!" Sakura hissed as she took her coat off. 

"Same here" Ino sighed disappointed. 

"I'll do that first thing tomorrow when the stores actually open" Naruto stated casually not caring. Sakura huffed annoyed before she stomped off to her room. "And maybe a piece of cake in that new bakery please" Ino smiled before she trotted off to her room. At least she was kind with her orders, still made them orders but still.

Naruto sighed, he was tired, his feet hurt, mentally abused by a self-important prince and then ordered around by the monsters. He grunted as he slowly walked on the stairs to his room. Hoping he wouldn't need to wake up and face those spoiled people. Sleeping offered only a temporary relief. Dreaming of a world without mistreatment.

The next morning he couldn't help but groan as the sun shone through the windows. He rolled himself out of bed and slowly dressed. 'First the chocolate, cake, then dishes, breakfast, cleaning' he groaned at the thought and walked downstairs. He took the money that was used to purchase the stuff for the monsters and went out, down the hill into the city. 

It was lively and happy place but he shared little of that joy as of now. His eyes gave away how tired he was and his slentering pace did not help. 

He didn't care. Never did and never will. He took a deep breath and set off to the chocolatery. There he bought a few of the new specials and the latest newbies. He paid the merchant and then trotted over to the bakery where he gave a smile, "Mornin' Shika" he said content to see his friend. 

"Mor-" he yawned "nin naruto" Shikamaru said as he looked over to his friend. 

"Helping out your dad?" he questioned. 

Shikamaru nodded, "so troublesome, what can I get ya?" he questioned, "or can I get for yer sisters". 

Naruto chuckled, "right on point... uhnmm let's do the rasphberry cake and the choco mountain piece" he said. 

"Right up" Shikamaru answered and packed it skillfull, fast but careful and handed it to the blonde. Naruto paid him and got a cookie in return. "A fresh batch, keep holding on, bet there'll come something good on your path" Shikamaru smiled knowing the boy was more tired than he usually was. 

"Thanks" Naruto smiled before he went off munching on his cookie while walking. Being a bit more awake he heard talk from the people around him. Seems the rumor about a blond beauty on the ball spread fast. Wonder who that was. Oh wait, that was a man in dress. God, dresses are breezy, never wearing that again.

He shrugged it off and continued his walk. His eyes widened as he saw a line of guards approaching with a carriage behind them. He scurried to the side and stood still to watch them pass. Catching a glimpse of the duck butt in the carriage. Wait he is the prince. He should call him something a little more respectful, with one snap he could have the blonde hang after all..... Furrow, yeah Furrow is nice. He chuckled as he trotted along back to the mansion. He dropped the chocolates before Saskura's door, on the side so it wouldn't be pushed away and the cake and the others he put besides Ino's door before walking downstairs and doing the dishes that served for making breakfast.

He laid in the dirty laundry with his eyes closed. Got it felt like lead. He groaned and slowly got up again and put them on one pile and began to wash them. His eyes absent minded. How he wished he didn't live here. That he didn't need to obey anyone, no rules and no demands... just me....

I should just run away.

Naruto had played with that thought a long time. Why would he stay anyway? Because he has a roof above his head and warm meals? He could fix that in the forest. He always camped out on his own when he wanted some escape.

He glanced up with determination. Maybe it was the fatigue or the fact that he saw so many spoiled shits yesterday, but he wanted to go now. He would take that step.

He silently crept up the stairs and took the stuff he needed. All he needed to survive in the wild. He heard the bell of food but stared with menace at it before he jumped out of the window, climbed over the roof, down the plants and ran away. 

He ran as hard as he could only to bump into a figure at the gate who had a scary looking sword at his side. Naruto swallowed and looked up to a moustache. "Out of the way you filthy mud, the prince is paying a visit to the lovely ladies here" Naruto's eyes widened. He knew it, he knew the prince was just as bad as them. He narrowed his eyes but gave a gentleman fake smile as he stepped aside. "Of course, I hope he finds fun in the tyrants living here" Naruto purred completely done with putting up the façade, he was leaving anyway. 

"I don't remember dancing with a tyrant, I would say it was a rather interesting lady" a dark voice crept up from behind the guards who stepped aside to reveal Furrow. Naruto frowned, "I bet she didn't have eyes, because she would have run on the sight of your hair" he gave a toothy smirk while the guards reached for their swords. 

"Little bastard! Think about how you speak to a prince!" one snarled but Sasuke put up a hand and looked at Naruto which made him quite uncomfortable, but like hell he would show it. "Does there live a blond lady in this house?" he questioned curiously. 

Naruto frowned, "Yes, yes there is" he shrugged thinking of Ino. At least he felt like she deserved a nice man with money. Sakura can go to the gutter if someone would ask him. 

"And has that lady a sun kissed skin and 3 black stripes on each cheek?" Sasuke purred his eyes falling on the azure eyes. 

"THEY ARE WHISKERS NOT STRIPES" Naruto snarled which made the guards only look angrier while Sasuke still kept them in check. 

"Then may I ask your name?" Sasuke grinned, he had found his lady, even though it was a man he knew for sure it was him. Never had a snarl been so captivating. 

"Naruto" he snorted. "Men, take Naruto but handle him as gently as possible when putting him in the carriage". 

"Say wha-!"

"Yes milord!" the guards salute in choir before their hands went to Naruto's wrists and ankles and carried him to the carriage. 

Naruto squirmed with all his might. "LET ME GO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS" he yelled while struggling and kicking, hitting one in the head but not much else came from it as it was the prince's personal guard. He was thrown into the carriage and as Sasuke had entered the door was closed. "So my first question. Can you carry offspring?" Sasuke mused.

"SAY WHAT?!"

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holy ****** it's been 359 days... i'm so sorry..... hope you enjoy this chapter. ill try to update more and i look forward to the comments hehe, i laughed out loud writing this XD

oh and ill put her here as well just like i did in bewitching witch. there is a story that i really love about jack frost and hiccup written in 3rd person instead of first :3 the maker is EbonyAura please check her out if you like the tird person perspective and a good story about two guys ;)