a/n: hey guys! I'm so sorry for not updating this book in a while, ive been busy with other oneshot books! anyway, hope you all enjoy this oneshot! (warning, suggestive themes aHem)

"So are we gonna do it?"

I asked my fellow comrades, Rappa and Setsuno. They nodded, and a devious grin came upon Rappa's face as he took out the bottle of blue hair dye from the back pocket of his pants.

The three of us were known for playing pranks on several members of the Yakuza: the disaster trio. The most recent prank we had played was on Nemoto; it involved a few birds, and to say the least, the loyal Shie Hassaikai underling was livid after the whole ordeal.

This time we had decided our victim would be Chrono, or Hari. The Yakuza right-hand man just so happened to be my boyfriend as well, but that didn't matter - did it?

Well, I'd figure out later that it did matter.

Anyway, we were planning to fill the shampoo bottle in Chrono's shower with blue hair-dye, which would successfully turn his hair blue. Since his hair was pale in color, it'd go on quite easily. Besides, he usually showered at nine in the morning, and it was currently eight-thirty. We had about half an hour to set everything up.

"So... Who's going to put it in?"

Setsuno asked, and immediately Rappa and I's index fingers flew up to touch the tip of our noses.

"Not it!"

We said in unison, and Setsuno groaned, his shoulders sagging. His golden eyes drifted from me to Rappa - perhaps he was hoping that one of us would cave in - but upon further inspection, he came to the conclusion that the two of us wouldn't budge.

"...Fine, I'll do it..."

Setsuno grumbled, shoving his hand out toward Rappa. The ex-fighter gleefully gave the blonde the bottle, and Setsuno set off. Meanwhile, Rappa and I just hung out near the entrance of Chrono's room.

When Setsuno finally came back after about five minutes, his wide eyes were filled with nervousness, hands wringing together. The bottle had disappeared from his hands.

"Guys, maybe this isn't such a good idea... I thought about it, and have you seen how Hari's like when he's angry?"

The anxious male said, accidentally slipping in Chrono's birth name into his sentence in his nervousness, and Rappa laughed loudly, slapping Setsuno on the back. The smaller male jolted in shock.

"Setsuno, ya already did it! What's there to regret, huh?"

I nodded in agreement, and Setsuno sighed, his eyes averted to the ground.

"I-I guess..."

"...Why the heck are the three of you gathered at my door?"

Chrono's voice made Setsuno and I jump in fright, and we all turned to look at him. The male was looking at us with skeptical dark eyes, and his gaze settled on each one of us. However, his gaze lingered on me for the longest.

I gulped.

"Uh... We were just..."

I spoke up, voice trailing off when Chrono suddenly walked past us, his hand brushing against my waist. I felt shivers run up my spine at the touch.

"You don't have to explain, though I'd be angry if anything... out of the ordinary were to happen."

When the door of the bathroom creaked open and immediately shut after, Setsuno broke the silence, his voice squeaky and distraught. I glanced at him, and realized that he was sweating bullets.

"Oh my god, we're gonna die-"

He groaned, his hands coming up to run through his silky hair, and Rappa just 'hmphed,' his muscular arms crossing.

"Clam down, will ya? Mr. Arrow Head there won't kill ya - I won't let 'im!"

"...Did you just say clam down?"

Setsuno then asked, his golden eyes flickering toward to Rappa, who just rolled his eyes. I snickered, drawing a snort from Rappa.

"I'm not sure what I said, but ya ain't gonna die, I'll tell ya that!"

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The three of us were seated on the sofa with the rest of the Shie Hassaikai when Chrono walked in after his shower. With a quick glance at my boyfriend, I covered my face.

The hairdye had worked, yes, and he looked incredibly hot with that blue hair. I could feel an intense blush coming upon my face, and of course, Rappa noticed this. He nudged me, and then whispered teasingly in my ear,

"Like what ya see? Maybe he'll smash ya after this-"

"Shut UP!"

I whisper-shouted at Rappa, who just laughed loudly. I heard the noise of someone clearing their throat, and I looked up.

It was Overhaul, and he was staring at Chrono with an incredulous look on his handsome face. His lidded golden eyes were slightly wide, shock and surprise filling his usually flat, emotionless gaze.

"If I may ask, Chrono, what on earth did you do to your hair?"

My boyfriend froze at the words, before narrowing his eyes and his gaze immediately settled on me.

Chrono drew his tongue across his bottom lip, his gaze lidded and full of darkness as he stared directly at me.

"Huh, really? Perhaps... Y/N has something to do with it... Come here, baby."

On shaky legs, I get up, and I then hear Rappa laugh at my expense. I send a glare over my shoulder at him, but I don't get to wait and see his reaction before I feel a firm grip on my wrist. I hear the deep, husky voice of Chrono whisper into my ear,

"You've been a naughty little kitten, haven't you?"

My eyes widened as I'm pulled away from the living room and into his room, the door slamming shut behind us. Chrono then pinned me up against the closed door, his hips nestling snugly between my legs. He rolls his hips against me, and I moan. I attempted to push him away - to try to get down from the position I was held in - but it didn't work.

Chrono just simply pushed me farther up against the door, his dark eyes watching me closely. He smirked when I finally gave up, letting my body go limp and compliant for him.

"That's what I thought, baby. Stay still for me and be a good kitten, will you?"

Chrono rumbled, leaning forward so that his breath would hit the skin of my exposed neck, causing heat to flood to my nether regions.

He then kissed me deeply, his teeth nibbling at my bottom lip, and I couldn't help but melt into the kiss with a sigh.

Perhaps pranking Chrono wasn't such a bad idea after all.