It's almost Halloween.

The Qi Masters are holding a meeting in the courtyard of the temple

Joshua: Alright everybody listen up, the bus needs a new suspension system, I don't know why that would be

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: *Look away*

Joshua: The old cemetery next door is falling apart and the temple is need of general repair

Rusty: What's wrong with the temple? *stair steps break*

Joshua: That's what's wrong with the temple, the problem is we don't have enough money to fix any of it, anyone have any ideas how we can raise the money to cover it these costs?

Ronnie Anne: *Raises her hand*

Joshua: Yes Ronnie Anne?

Ronnie Anne: What's in it for us?

Joshua: If you come up with something successful, you'll get a paid week off

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: What?

Rusty: Hey I got some choice sports equipment in my shed, let's have a sports tournament and get physical *falls through the hole of the stair steps* MY LEG!!!

Jake: A bake sell

Joshua: No

Donna: A concert

Joshua: Hmm

Lincoln: Oh hey Master Joshua

Joshua: No

Ronnie Anne: We could

Joshua: No

Lincoln: Come on Master Joshua just hear us out

Joshua: *Sigh* Fine what is it

Ronnie Anne: We could have a scary movie night

Lincoln: Yeah in the abandoned cemetery next door

Joshua: You two love birds wanna show a scary movie there?

Lincoln: Yes

Joshua: You know what that could actually work, that's not a bad idea

Rusty: Ah what?

Donna: Da, we had a movie night there a long time ago, it was a huge success

Jake: A night of horror in le crypt, how exciting

Joshua: Ok Donna you'll set up the chairs

Donna: Da

Joshua: Jake you'll be in charge of the snacks

Jake: Oui

Joshua: Rusty, Liam and Zach you'll be in charge of the decorations

Liam: Sweet

Joshua: I'll be in charge of admissions, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, you'll be in charge of getting the movie and getting the world out but this doesn't work, you won't be getting a paid week off

Lincoln: Pff it's gonna work

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: *Sing* Because we know everything about scary movies

And you know nothing about scary movies

We'll save the temple with our knowledge about scary movies

Joshua: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!!!

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Knowledge of scary movies

Lincoln: We'll go to the movie

Meanwhile in the video store.

Lincoln: You find anything yet babe?

Ronnie Anne: We gotta get this one

Ronnie Anne: Mounties Of Death Hoser Spree!

Lincoln: Meh the book was better, oh sweet this is a classic of Italian horror Libraria

Ronnie Anne: Honey what is with you? Nobody's gonna gonna read subtitles

Employee: Ah so you two love birds think you know about horror? Come in to my lair, this is for my personal stash

Employee: Zombocalupse 3D

Ronnie Anne: Oh yeah we saw this a few years back

Employee: No you didn't

Ronnie Anne: What?

Employee: This is the foreign bootleg director's cut, three hours and twenty eight minutes remaster pee your pants, horror and gore that'll make your eyeball barf

Lincoln: Wait what kind of tape this is?

Employee: Duh zeta max 3D, it's like the only way to experience this movie and you'll need babies, that'll make the zombies really pop

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Ohh

Lincoln: We'll take it

Employee: Excellent choice and you'll be need these babies, I'll go ring you guys up

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Paid Week Off *kiss*

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It's opening night, everybody is excited for the movie.

Jake: Get your candy cobweb on a stick

Joshua: I can't believe it, they actually did it

Rusty: I still think we should've had a sports tournament, if this movie night fails which I know it will, I got sports equipment here as a back up plan, you'll regret this day friend

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne turned on the movie and the audience cheered with excitement.

Ash Williams: I was your average everyday kind of guy but that was before it all happened, before the satellite triggered the deadly necro virus and took everything I ever knew

Zombie: *Zombie noice*

Ash Williams: Batter up *whack* this Zombocalypse 3D

Audience: Woo hoo

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Yay yeah

Ash Williams: Don't worry baby, I got these suckers, baby?

Ash William: Ah shit, baby you let yourself go real bad

Lincoln was about to hug Ronnie Anne but then she freaked out and made the camera fall, making the movie go off.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln why did you that?

Lincoln: I didn't think you'd freak out that bad

Audience Member #1: Hey I want my money back

The audience began to complain and Joshua looked for Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.

Joshua: Fix it, fix it

Lincoln: Come on, come on

Ronnie Anne: *Grabs the video and accidentally spits on it*

Lincoln: Ah why you spit on it

Ronnie Anne: Shut up, shut up, shut up

They put the video back but it didn't work.

Joshua: FIX IT, FIX IT!!

Ronnie Anne tried everything she to make the movie go on again and then a strange green light glow, hitting the ground and an audience member.

Audience Member #19: Ow my nipples, they hurt

But not knowing, they brought the dead back to life.

Lincoln: Ah babe, you put it backwards *puts it right* there

The movie went back on and everybody gave a big cheer

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Few

Ronnie Anne: Hm, hm, thanks for almost getting rid of our paid week off

A zombie came out of the ground and ripped through the screen.

Ronnie Anne: Wow the zombies do pop out at you

Lincoln: Totally that one is coming really far off the screen, wait what the fuck, we're not wearing our 3D glasses

Audience Member #5: Hey guys check this shit out

Ronnie Anne: That's a real zombie

Lincoln: Oh man, oh man, what do we do

Ash Williams: Hey worm bait *uses a mill blade* heads up

Lincoln: Rusty's sports stuff, yo heads up

Lincoln threw the discus and it hit the zombie.

Ronnie Anne: Babe nice throw, what the fuck is happening now?!

Ash Williams: Ok genius, let me put this in terms you'll understand, the thing you just did has woken up the dead and there ticked off

Lincoln: Honey if anyone gets hurt, we won't get our paid week off, we gotta keep the zombies away from the people

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne grabbed a bunch of discus and javelins, ready for battle.

Audience Member #10: Oh cool, oh man zombie just took a hit

The zombies saw Lincoln and Ronnie Anne charging towards them, hitting them with everything they got.

Audience Member #13: Woah did you see that zombie take a discus to the face woo

The audience cheered not knowing that they're in actual danger, Ronnie Anne fights off the zombies and then noticed that one was attacked from behind.

Rusty: Hey you guys, I told you this stuff would come in handy

More zombies came and were really angry.

Lincoln, Ronnie Annne & Rusty: *Gasp*

Chozen: Duck *grabs his naginata* ahhh

Ash Williams: Ahhh

Chozen: Ahhh

Ash Williams: Ahhh

Chozen: Ahhh

Chozen impaled three zombies and stepped on their heads with a cool acrobatic trick

Ash Williams: Better fire up the grill cause I got me a zombie kabab

The audience once again, meanwhile Leni told Jake he could take a break and took his place serve the snacks.

Leni: Now, now don't crowd, there's enough for everybody

Lincoln: Leni!! *hits two zombies with his discus*

Leni felt someone's hand on her shoulder and saw a zombie.

Leni: *Screams*

Rusty: Hey asshole, get a tasty lick of this *hammer throw*

Joshua: Wow this is awesome

Lincoln: Master Joshua!! *throws his final discus*

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne along with the rest of their friends fight off the remaining zombies but they don't one that's stronger than the others is coming.

Lincoln: Babe I think we got them all

Howard Fightington: You got a ring sized seat to your own smack down brother

Lincoln: Chozen! Look out!

Chozen saw Howard Fightington and kicked him in the nuts.

Chozen: Oh shit

With one punch, Howard Fightington knocked Chozen out and threw him.

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne intervened and threw their javelins but Howard Fightington grabbed them and threw them back.

Ronnie Anne: Ow

Lincoln: Ah, he's just to strong

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln! Your Plymouth Fury?

The three zombies were about to attack but then they were blinded by the lights of Lincoln's 1958 Plymouth Fury.

Lincoln: Ok you lousy undead creeps

Ash Williams: You've taken a lot from me but if you think you deprive me from my....

Lincoln: Paid week off

Lincoln & Ash Williams: You're sorely mistaken

Lincoln stepped on it on his Plymouth Fury running two and abandoned the car as it hit Howard Fightington.

The audience cheered as they thought it was all part of the movie.

Lincoln: Honey, I think we totally did it

Joshua: *Laughs* That was awesome, I actually felt like I was part of the movie, you two totally earned that paid week off

Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: Hooray *kiss*

Joshua: And you'll get another one because we're doing this again the same way tomorrow night

Lincoln: Um can we have the paid week off tomorrow?