A/N: Yes I am adding a time skip to be mean, but we will be back to this so don't worry.

Dream banged on the door of Sci's lab, he had dragged a pissed off Sugar and with him.

"SCI!" Sugar shrilled and Sci opened the door.

"What!?" Sci groaned, Sugar's tampered mismatching eye lights turned red, but he kept a composure. Dream put a hand in the way of Sugar's path.

"We need to talk about... who's in your lab." Dream sighed, Sugar was growling remembering his encounter with his dead wife, he still never got over Melon.

"..........After Christmas..." Sci said.

"It's tomorrow, right?" Sci tried to confirm, Sugar had multiple words that he wanted to say, but Dream spoke up before Sugar did.

"Fine, but you have to promise me." Dream stayed in Sugar's way.

"...I promise... just hold off on telling anyone else... I don't want someone getting the wrong idea..." Sci said

"What would possibly give them the wrong idea?" Sugar sassed.

"Ooh, I don't know maybe that large line that you crossed called LIFE AND DEATH! Or the fact your brought DEAD people back and how much pain they are in! Or the fact you didn't feel the need to mention it to--"

"STOP IT!" Sci hissed shutting Sugar up.

"I promise Dream... I'll tell you after Christmas..." Sci sighed slamming the door and retreating into the lab, Sugar glared at the door.

"He's promised, so he won't go back on his word." Dream pulled Sugar to the couch where Error was.

"Yeah yeah I heard him..." Sugar clinched his jaw and stood up,"I'm going up stairs..." Sugar then retreated.

"tHiS iS AlReaDy SO EvEnTfUl." Error smiled weakly. He grabbed Dream's non-metal arm and rubbed it. He kissed it, trying to cheer his boyfriend up.

"And stressful too." Dream sighed and leaned into Error.

"y3Ah, bUT jUSt R3lAX. .. 1T'lL woRK OUt EV3NTualLy.. . RiGHt nOW iT'$ jUst y0U anD ME aND 4Ll i WAnT tO D0 i$ t3Nd To YOu sO. .. wHAt Do YOu WaNT GOlD1?" Error smiled happily.

"Cuddles" Dream leaned into Error's neck.

"YoUr WISh Is MY COMmAnD." Error smiled putting Dream's legs around him and nuzzled Dream's cheek, quickly kissing the cheek.

"I love you Ruru" Dream purred loudly kissing Error's cheek.

"i kNOw YOu Do, bUt y0U kNoW WhAT 1 L0Ve?" Error smiled. "I LOvE 4NDr3a, ReM, aND NoST Of 4Ll YOu~" Error nuzzled Dream's neck.

"I love all of you too!" Dream blushed and smiled, Error leaned on Dream and kissed Dream, Dream instinctively wrapped his arms around Error's neck.

Error pushed his 'lips' harder against Dream's and stuck his tongues in. His tongues explored the already memorized mouth like it was the first time and when they 'found' Dream's lonely one and played with it. Dream leaned into Error more and moaning as he wanted more.

The tongues twisted, twirled around, and pulled at Dream's tongue. Error moved his hands up and down Dream's sides. Dream shivered happily, his tongue swirled back. They only pulled away when Dream needed air, Error panted a bit as he held Dream, who was nuzzling him. Error flipped on top of Dream kissing his neck.

"Ruru~" Dream purred and shivered. Error hummed not stopping, he looked for Dream's sweet spot, he always forgot where it was so it was always an adventure for him. Dream moaned faintly once Error grazed his tongues across the crack connecting his vertebrae together (Foramina?). Error licked and nibbled at it, Dream rest his skull on Error's shoulder and gave Error a submissive look. Error put his hand on the sweet spot and rubbed it so he could pull away.

"Y3s?" Error smirked. Dream whined for Error to continue, but he didn't. He waited five minutes Dream shaking the whole time, Dream moaned when Error finally continued, his eyes going half lidded as Error's tongue drenched his neck in saliva. He moved to a different spot, Dream panted and leaned into Error's neck.

Error played with Dream's shoulder blades as he set his teeth on Dream's neck he was deciding whether or not to bite it. Dream wrapped his arms behind Error pulling him closer, Error gently bit down and sucked lightly at it.

He hesitated when he saw Dream's permanent hickey Sugar had made... it still made Error jealous and angry, Dream moaned again snapping Error out of his trance. Error huffed licking the spot letting his tentacle like tongue tickle Dream's neck.

"S-should w-ahhh~ we g-go to the b-bed-droom?" Dream shivered. Error nodded picking Dream up not separating from his neck as he teleported to the room. He laid Dream on the bed and stared at him, he still got nervous when he did this, but he always enjoyed it. Dream looked at Error submissively, he summoned his ectobody starting to form. Error slowly pulling off Dream's costume, he took off his own costume and got on top of Dream.

Error kissed Dream's ribs and felt them with his tongues curling around each rib. Dream's ectobody finally fully formed showing large breasts. Error blushed pulling back seeing them, he still wasn't used to seeing them... he continued anyway, he groped them flexing and unflexing his hands on them. Error looked at Dream he summoned his member pushing it cruelly slow inside Dream. Dream moaned loudly, milk coming from his breasts.

Error let it flow down, he didn't know what to do with the milk, he never did...

Error slowly, excruciatingly slowly, pulled out his member. He froze and smiled. Dream squirmed as he whined Error's name. Error smiled quickly pushed back in Dream screamed arcing his back and moving his hands over Error's shoulders. Error thrusted in and out of Dream continuing to grope and knead Dream's breast.

Dream kissed Error groaning, screaming, and stretching himself out as he jiggled his dick inside Dream. Error grabbed Dream's cheek and placed his other hand on the bed, Error was practically eating Dream's mouth.

"Close R-ruru!" Dream shrieked. Error rubbed his fingers down Dream going to Dream's ecto-torso and thrumming them, he grabbed Dream's tongue with his own pulling it out dragging it into his own mouth. Dream squeaked and came, his entrance tightening around Error's wiener-snitzal.

Error moaned loudly and glitched. He pulled out, backed off sighing and panting. Dream whined, but laid on his side, milk still dripping out.

"Want some milk Ruru?" Dream panted. Error's marks spasmed, he lagged as he shook his head. Dream giggled and made Error lay down as he nuzzled into Error's chest. Error held onto Dream, he was done for now, he had enough.

Dream purred " I-I wanna...." Dream mumble the rest of it.

"Wh4T?" Error tilted his skull.

"I-I w-wanna h-h-have another kid..." Dream blushed.

"N-n-NOw?!" Error sat up. Dream curled up and hugged himself.

"S-sorry!" Dream whimpered a bit, Dream thought Error wanted another kid too.

"i--ta. .. uHhH.. .I JUsT...eRR.. ." Error searched for his words, his mouth not working like he wanted, his hand hovered over Dream's shoulder, Error didn't want anymore kids not now anyway... Dream so was embarrassed that he had even asked.

"I--I-i.. . eRr..." Error wanted to fix it, but he didn't want to lie to Dream so in a panic his vision cluttered with glitches.

"ErR.. . sToP.. ." Error struggled still.

"HE.. . y0U. ..--NeED TiM3.. ." Error forced out.

"O-ok..." Dream nodded.

".. . SoRRy. .." Error frowned, he hid his hands. Dream hugged him.

"It's okay... It was just a l-little sudden." Dream smiled weakly still a bit hurt, but he understood.

"I jUSt d1Dn'T WAnT T0.. . u-U-upSET yOU.. ." Error leaned on Dream a bit.

"If your not ready then we don't have to do it." Dream nuzzled Error.

"TH-tHaNK YoU.. ." Error sighed relaxing, Dream and Error sat there for a while, Dream yawned and leaned on Error's chest.

"Don't... move... pillow..." Dream sighed

"Y0U gOt It.. ." Error smiled lightly petting Dream's head as Dream fell asleep. Error sighed he needed to get the kids in bed and fed. Error picked up Dream and laid him down gently tucking him in. Error kissed Dream putting the sheets on him.

"I'Ll bE BAcK." Error whispered and put that Dream doll he made all those years ago in Dream's arms. 'he'll keep you company.' Error thought and got dressed, slipping out silently when he was decent. Error found the kids in the living room closer to the kitchen.

"HEy GuYs M0MmY's aslE3p, $0 lET's E4t SoMEtHing aND GeT To B3D." Error said, he wanted to get his kids to bed so he could 'hear' this Santa crawl through the chimney and have a 'surprise' for him.

It was going to be a bear trap. 'He will think twice about stalking us.' Error thought smiling slightly at this.

Andrea had smiled and slid off the couch, Rem close behind her.

"Okay Daddy!" Andrea sang.

"i CAn MaKE sANdW1cHeS.. . I aM nOt SUre It Is SAFe tO uSe ThE StOve YeT." Error smiled as Andrea picked up a very tired Rem and put him on her back.

Andrea had the same strength as Error.

"jUSt DOn'T dROp hIm." Error snickered as he pat Andrea's skull. Rem looked at the floor he couldn't complain about being carried, he was too tired to do so anyway.

"Okay! I'mma bring him to mommy!" Andrea smiled as she began walking to the room. Error happily watched Andrea until she disappeared, but his expression as he felt something in his pocket. He rubbed the small wrapped gift that laid dormant in his pocket.

The gift was pretty, small, and wrapped box with a beautiful professional tied bow. Error blushed and glitched at it and pulled his hand away. He went to the chimney and looked up through it.

"I'Ll be BaCK whEn ThEy'Re ASLeEp." Error promised and waved a finger in the air at it.

Andrea has laid in the bed when she brought Rem to the bed, she laid the Rem on the blanket, Dream was naked under the covers, but luckily, like exceptionally lucky, Andrea didn't pull the covers over Rem or herself.

"Love you bro." Andrea said snuggling into Rem, Rem mumbled back his love, he was already falling asleep. Andrea curled up with Rem hold him a bit following him, sleeping.

Error noticed how long the kids were taking, and waited thirty more minutes to his almost and hour long wait before deciding to set up that bear trap.

It didn't take Error that long, and when he finished he sat in front of the chimney and pulled out that green wrapped, red and golden glitter on the sides tied box. He fiddled with the box.

Like it was... fate... Error was Dream's Secret Santa. Error played with the bow fluffing it and sighed, he was doubting himself about it.

"HOw AM i suPpOSed tO dO thIs?" Error mumbled and looked at the chimney, Error hid the box back into his jacket and wait for this Santa Claus Guy.

It was about 4 a.m. before Dream finally woke up, Dream blushed seeing the kids beside him. Dream put the doll in his arms back on the nightstand. He grabbed the first thing that he could wear and put it on, it was a long nightgown that had cat patterns on them.

He snuck out of the room and searched for Error, finding Error talking to... the chimney... Dream huffed a laugh and got rid of the smirk.

"Ruru?" Dream yawned. Error turned to the small skeleton, he waved hello to the smaller and Dream tiredly waved back.

"hEy GoLDi." Error stood up.

"WHaT aRe YoU dOinG Up?" Error asked as he walked to Dream.

"I was getting the cookies and milk out for Santa, can you go upstairs and keep an eye on the kids—" Dream was about to say 'keep them from coming down stairs', but Error took off thinking the kids needed protection from the mysterious big old man, Saint Nick.

Dream giggled and used magic to teleport all of the presents under the tree, and followed him upstairs after he set the milk and cookies out. Dream had absolutely no idea about the bear trap.

Dream returned to the room to find Error sprawled out on the bed with a child wrapped around is arm and a child on his leg.

"hEy." Error whispered trying to keep himself from laughing he was biting the inside of his 'cheek'. Dream giggled quietly, he laid down and hugged Rem. Error smiled, he looked at the door waiting for his trap to go off. Dream nuzzled into Error's side, Dream decided to wait a few years before telling Error the truth about Christmas.

"aRE yoU GonNa Go B4CK To sLe3p Or DO yoU WANt To STaY uP wIth Me?" Error asked, Dream looked up at Error.

"Why are you staying up?" Dream was still oblivious to that bear trap in the chimney.

"I— i wANt to CaTcH sANtA iN tHe ACt." Error wasn't aware how childish he sounded. Dream giggled.

"Trust me, I think he already came." Dream smiled, Error gently pulled away from Rem and Andrea. He almost shouted as he ran out of the room.

"HOw?! ThAt snEaKy OLd MaN! He_GoT paSt My BEar TRaP!" Error said this from downstairs. Dream snickered and set the kids next to each other.

Error examined every new present, they were all labeled: From Santa.

"Santa magic~" Dream winked as he answered Error.

"NOooOo..." Error rolled his eye lights. It was so obvious magic had been used.

"i'Ll hAVe To Be mORE CRafTy NeXT YeaR." Error promised himself as he went to the bear trap and disabled it.

"Okay, but let's go to sleep so the kids can open the presents in the morning." Dream laughed.

"yoU KnOw I wOn'T SLe3P rIghT?" Error frowned as he followed Dream, well Dream actually pulled Error along.

"You can try!" Dream begged.

"MMmMm..." Error groaned. Dream giggled and laid Error down, Dream laid on Error's side and put his arm across Error to reach the kids.

Error laid there, Error and Dream had made a deal that Error would sleep every month at least twice, Error had slept a few weeks ago so he felt fine. Dream gave Error his hand and Error took it. Dream purred as he fell back to sleep.

Error sighed and smiled.

"MErRy cHrISTmaS tO YoU tOo. .." Error whispered in a cheerful voice. Dream purred as he felt all the positivity and started turning into clouds, you could see his facial and clothes still as bubble or clouds floated around. Error watched intrigued and confused as Dream went to a more solid form. Flames mixed in with the clouds.

'Is he happy? Is it because it's my first Christmas and we are celebrating together?' Error wondered, he grinned at the thought. 'What else could it be?' Error felt the gift.

'Does he know what the gift is?!' Error's 'gut' dropped, 'No... he couldn't, he doesn't even know I am his Secret Santa!' Error convinces himself.

Dream slowly woke as this whole process when on for over an hour, Error smiled at Dream the positivity starting to have a tiny affect.

"So~ why are you grinning?~" Dream teased slightly. Error smile grew realizing how stupid this was going to sound.

"yOU TuRNed InTo A ClOuD!" Error snickered. Dream looked down and blushed his flames flaring up a bit.

"S-sorry! This just happens when I am feeling really happy or there's a lot of positivity going around! I think it was both... because it's Christmas!" Dream smiled.

Error nodded smirking. 'So I was right the first time, that's a relief.' Error silently sighed and relaxed.

"CAn YOu STay UP nOW? IT's A LiTtLe BoRInG bY mYSeLf aNd It's LiKe FIVe oR SIx IN THe MoRNinG." Error was guessing at the time, he wasn't very good at time telling, because he really had no use for it.

He was immortal, and he was trapped in a place, for who knows how long, where time doesn't matter so he didn't need to know how to tell it, but as far as Error was concerned it was morning.

Dream giggled and nodded, the flames still crackling, but he couldn't do much about that.

"dO yOu wANt tO cOoK sOmEthInG— Oh, wAiT ThE KiTcHeN iS StIlL BuRnt.. ." Error chuckled eager to move again.

"I can probably watch TV with you." Dream offered.

"yEAH. .. tHaT'd Be NiCE." Error sat up slowly as not to wake the children up, his bones creaked and moaned, but it was hardly noticeable at all. Dream smiled and covered the kids with a blanket, he too was silent other than the quiet crackles of the flames.

Error cracked the door open for Dream, Dream out on some pants and followed Error out, he closed the door behind him, Error waited for Dream at the stairs.

Dream nuzzled into Error as they descended down the stair together, Dream acted like a heating pad.

"dREAm, yOU'rE rEALly HoT." Error attempted to flirt.

"A-am I hurting you?!" Dream looked at Error as they sat on the couch.

"N-N0!" Error blushed at his failure. Dream nuzzled Error's chest.

"Good." Dream was relieved that he didn't burn Error.

"bUT y0U'R3 SEtTiNg My SOUL AfLAME." Error tried again.

"R-Ruru!" Dream whined as he blushed, Error smirked as he had accomplished his task.

"YEs?~" Error giggled.

"Stop making me blush!" Dream covered his face with his hands.

"nEVEr~" Error smirked. Dream whined more, his flames glowed brighter and some turned to clouds. Error snickered.

A/N: I am writing the rest for the next chapter. I am sorry this is late! And the next chapter will probably come AFTER Christmas I hope you forgive me, but I didn't actually expect it to take this long and to be so busy!

But I am trying to catch up for you guys! And I hope I can make it up to you!