Christmas Cookies
A/N: This is from pieceofaucrap and my book, Insomnia. It's like a bit of a continuation I guess. This is Error, Dream, Rem and Andrea (Rem's older twin sister, this is one of the big changes to the original book) celebrating their first Christmas as a family! Yes there will be huge differences and SPOILERS from the original book
I will tell you the changes later as not to spoil anything for those who didn't read the book and may be interested in it.
Oh and up there is the original picture.
(This is just a reminder if you didn't read the description)
Error Sat on the couch, Horror had set up some tree in front of the couch. The tree was coincidentally placed in front of the TV which Error didn't mind he liked to watch the pointy cone-like tree light up more than that blinking screen.
Error didn't even know the purpose of the decorated, glowing tree. But whatever it was he liked it.
Dream came into the room wearing a female Santa outfit, he hugged Error from behind.
"Hey Ruru!" Dream greeted his lover, Error hugged Dream's arms and was about to greet Dream then he saw what Dream was wearing and he became confused and concerned.
"Wh4T aRe Y0u w34riNg?" Error examined the costume, Dream pulled his arms away and made his way in front of the couch.
"I'm Mrs. Claus!" Dream said proudly as he showed off the outfit.
"Wh-wHo'S MRs. CLauS?" Error reluctantly asked sinking into the couch, Dream stopped his showcasing and gasped as he leaned close to Error.
"She is Santa's wife!" Dream shouted, Error shrunk back even deeper into the couch.
"WH-wH-WhO iS S-s-SAnTa?" Error grimaced as he asked this. Dream's face softened, and hugged Error scooping him out of the couch. Dream sat himself of Error's lap to make the hug comfortable for both of them.
"Do you know what Christmas is Error?" Dream asked after Error had relaxed in Dream's hug. Error shook his head.
"N0... is 1T sOMeth1ng iMPorT4nt I n3Ed to kNOw?" Error asked, Dream looked at Error.
"Yes! It's an amazing holiday!" Dream then started explaining Christmas to Error.
Error blinked as he listened.
"WAit wA1t, sO bAsiCAlLy SOmE FaT STaLkEr Is GOiNg TO bReaK InTo OUr HoMe, bY sHoVIng HiMsElF iNTo OuR cHimEnY, anD Is GOiNg tO LeaVe 'Pr3$eNts'. AlL wITh THe hELp oF FlYiNg ANimAls anD MidGeTs wItH PoInTy E4rs?" Error summarized.
"Sorta, depends if you're good or bad." Dream laughed
"Dr3Am THaT's A LiTtLe DiStuRbInG.. ." Error said... 'well there are talking breathing skeletons I am sure anything is possible...' Error shivered.
"Eh... for the children it's not, and besides, we get to give each other gifts too!" Dream smiled, the dancing lights of the tree caught Error's attention.
"S0... Is ThIs TReE ParT oF ThIs CHriSTmas ThIng?" Error asked.
"Under the tree is where the presents go!" Dream nodded.
"i tHOugHT yOU sAId ThaT'S whAt tHE SOcK weRe fOR." Error said watching the tree's lights again.
"The stockings are for the small presents and candy, and most of the time the candy is either candy canes or your favorite~" Dream sang.
"ch0COl4te?" Error was now actually interested in this 'new' holiday. Dream nodded as little giggles escaped him.
"Yeah! And the presents are usually what you want for Christmas!" Dream once again hugged his Glitchy lover.
"bUt Why ThE pREsEnTs? WhAT eVEn is A prEs3nT anYw4y?" Error asked wanting a deeper explanation.
"A present is a surprise that you unwrap to find your gift, it usually is something you've asked for. It could be chocolate, but you have to mention what you want." Dream nuzzled Error as he explained.
"Oh. .." Error nodded thinking. "SO do I HaVe tO gIv3 4 gIfT?" Error added his new question.
"If you want to, we are planning on doing a secret Santa, where you pick a name out of a bowl or hat, then give that person a gift secretly, then that person has guess who their secret Santa is." Dream shrugged at he offered Error the option.
"oKay." Error thought the idea sounded fun.
"So you want to participate?" Dream smiled.
"yEAh." Error nodded and just like that Dream got off the monster who help him make his children and went in search for his brother to let him know the great news.
Nightmare was almost easy to find. Nightmare was in a corner pouting.
Horror had gotten Nightmare into his passive form and into an outrageously unique outfit.
Bright light up reindeer antlers on his head, a singing Christmas tree Christmas sweater. He had green, Christmas light patterned spandex, and gloving reindeer slippers.
Nightmare's Christmas sweater blasted 'O Christmas Tree'. Dream laughed at Nightmare's get up.
"Hey Nighty! Error wants to participate in secret Santa, after I explained to him what Christmas was he wanted to try." Dream tried to keep his snickering quiet. Nightmare used his feet to turn himself around, his slippers lighting up coincidentally.
"H-he does?" Nightmare was getting embarrassed of the costume, his bright purple blush was enough to prove it. Dream giggled and nodded.
"Yeah so we need to add his name." Dream giggled.
"Nightmare was almost hesitant to move as his antlers jangled a bit, but he did move.
"I can get you a different outfit, Horror probably wouldn't mind." Dream suggested, giggling.
"No... Horror picked this out... I promised I'd wear it for him... plus you should see Blazer's it's much worse than mine." Nightmare chuckled.
"Okay, speaking of your son where is he?" Dream nodded.
"Running around somewhere. If you listen really closely you can hear his costume." Nightmare chuckled.
"I'm ready to see what Horror wore. Not Blazer in all honesty." Dream smiled.
"He... he's some type of decked out Santa elf." Nightmare sighed like he could see it.
"Ok, I'll try and convince Horror to let you wear the outfit that I found that I think you might like, along the way I'll try and find Blazer." Dream giggled and waved as he exited.
"Thank you Dream..." Nightmare waved back.
Horror was in the kitchen with a 5 year old skeleton that had a hole in his skull and three little blood red tentacles.
"Can I please have something else I don't want to wear this Mom!" Blazer pleaded.
"I look worser than a Christmas't tree an an elf on the shelf put together." Blazer stomped his foot.
Blazer's description wasn't too far off. Blazer looked like a literal Christmas tree, he had Christmas lights wrapped around his tentacles and torso. Candy cane pattern leggings and a great and red striped elf hat that had several bells on it.
Horror on the other hand had a elf costume with several Christmas light necklaces around his neck. Singing slippers and a glowing reindeer nose on his nasal bone.
"You look adorable honey, just keep it on for today. I'll get you something else to wear tomorrow okay?" Horror tried to bargain with his son.
"Okay..." Blazer reluctantly agreed.
"Hey Horror? I need to ask you something, also I also love your costume Blazer." Dream giggled. Blazer pouted he groaned and blushed as his costume jangled when he moved.
"Thank you..." He begrudgingly said. Horror pat Blazer's head causing the costume to jingle.
"Yes, what do you need Dream?" Horror asked making his way to Dream.
"I have a different costume that matches yours for Nighty, I was wondering if I could at least have him try it on and show you." Dream smiled.
"Can you do it tomorrow? Ink and a few others are actually coming over today and I wanted Nightmare and Blazer dresses up for them." Horror explained.
"Okay, but no more torturing them like this after today." Dream smiled, he went to Blazer and hugged him. He released Blazer and looked at Horror.
"Okay, Okay!" Horror laughed.
"I can probably find one for Blazer too, that or I ask Error if he can help me, I just need to get him in a non-fat Santa costume." Dream said.
"You can do that." Horror nodded.
Dream started to walk back to Error, Blazer latched one of his tentacles onto Dream's leg so he could follow Dream. He was seeking attention. Dream smiled and scooped his nephew up.
"Maybe we should put you by that other Christmas tree." He nuzzled Blazer's head.
Dream was affectionate to all the kids even if they weren't his.
"Don tease me!!" Blazer whined as he pushed Dream's face away.
"But it's fun! And I think your outfit is cute!" Dream sat down beside Error in the couch and sat Blazer in his lap.
Blazer surrendered and cuddled his back into Dream's chest. Error smiled noticing Blazer almost immediately, who wouldn't?! He looked like a walking tree!
"nOW WhO dO wE hAVe herE?" Error chuckled.
"Uncle Error!!! You know who I am!" Blazer shouted.
"dO i? I'M NoT sUrE I Do." Error played.
"Uncle Dream!! Tell him who I am!" Blazer said.
"This is Blazer~" Dream giggled.
"Horror made him wear this for today only." He kissed Blazer's head.
Blazer beamed at Dream, Error was examining Blazer's get up...
"Dre4m i'm UnSure I wAnt to drEsS up.. . 3$PecaillY If DResSiNg uP LoOks LiKE tHAt.. ." Error chuckled, Blazer shot Error a glare causing the glitchy monster to snicker, Dream joined Error's laughter.
"I chose your so it's not like this." Dream settled his laughter down.
"Oh! I was wondering if you would help me make a different costume for Blazer tomorrow?" Dream asked nuzzling the child, Blazer nodded he was excited and anxious for Error to agree.
"yEAh I'D lOve To!" Error smiled as Blazer cheered and jumped. Dream giggled and pat Blazer's head.
"Do you want your costume Error?" Dream smiled at he turned to him.
"YEah. .." Error was unsure, Blazer lightly kicked his feet he wanted down. Dream complied setting Blazer down, and went to get the costume. he quickly returned with a Santa suit, the suit had no padding, no glasses, nor a beard.
"i'M gU3SSinG ThI$ iS SaNTa.. ." Error looked at the costume that Dream held out to him, Dream nodded.
"Yeah, but this is just a costume, it's missing the beard and chubbiness." Dream set down the costume down on the couch beside Error, and picked up Blazer again.
Error pick up the costume and examined it more ".. . OkAY. .." Error felt the red fabric... it was soft, Dream watched as Blazer rubbed his Dream's metal arm. Dream laughed and pet Blazer's head stopping Blazer.
"You can wear it if you Error, but it's up to you." Dream smiled at Error patiently.
"i'M GoINg T0 TrY It On." Error stood up and disappeared into the next room to change.
"MOM!!!" Rem shouted.
"DON'T RAT ME OUT GLITCHY!!" SB called after Rem.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" Rem whined. Dream sighed and went to Rem as a six year-old light gray, slightly glitching skeleton ran in the room. His little red and white striped, over-sized, christmas scarf with little tassels in the front and back trailed behind him. He was dressed as a little elf, green and red boots and alternating green and red clothes, his little elf hat kept getting in his face.
Another small skeleton was latched onto the elf. She was just light as the younger skeleton, she short yellow glitching fire hair. She has a reindeer costume on and a long dangling sun necklace. Her antlers had smaller little bells that jingled and jangled she was in a onesee.
"Yes sweetie?" Dream asked.
"SB pushed me and hit Edgy again!" Rem tattled, Blazer was still in Dream's arms, Dream set Blazer down on the couch and turned back to a tall ten year old Fell Papyrus in a 'bahumbug' sweater. Blazer watched from the couch.
"EDGY HIT ME FIRST!" SB lied.
"NO HE DIDN'T!!" Rem snapped. Dream sighed looking at SB who was almost the same height Dream.
"Do I need to cheek your memories?" Dream warned pulling out SB's memory orb, the orb was bright glowing well orb full of memories.
Dream was the one that mostly controlled the memories monsters have while Nightmare took over the dreams and well nightmares.
"dR34M!!" Error warned bursting into the room mad as all hell.
"yOu PROMi$3D yOU wOUlDn'T CH3cK MonSTeRs' MeMOrIeS WiThoUt ThEiR peRMiS$iOn!" Error snapped he was half dress and that just meant his ribs were exposed nothing else showed his Santa jacket hung on his shoulders.
"I know... I forgot..." Dream sighed putting the orb away.
"I have an idea, Santa won't give you any presents if you don't confess the truth, you'll get coal for being bad." Dream straightened glancing at Error every now and then with an apologetic looks.
Error sighed and a finally realized that his ribs were exposed. Error got a bit flustered shoving the rest of his jacket on.
"y-Y-YuP, GO0D_IdE4!" Error went to the couch letting himself shrink inside.
SB glared at Dream and huffed. "FINE IT HIT EDGY!" SB submitted. Dream bent down.
"Now say you're sorry, then you're fine, just no more hitting." Dream looked at Error and wink, Error smiled nervously back.
SB glared at Dream for a good thirty seconds, Dream stared back.
"...sorry..." SB surrendered. Dream pat SB's head and SB shooed the hands away.
Rem waved at Blazer, Blazer happily waved back. Dream sighed and smirked a bit.
"Now who wants to make cookies with me?" Dream smiled.
"ME ME ME!!" The kids in the room jumped at the idea, well except SB.
"I guess..." SB agreed after being the only one who didn't really want to. "Edgy and the others might want to too..."
Error nodded he wanted to make them too, but thought better of it. 'I'm too old... right?' Error discouraged himself.
"Well gather anyone who wants to, I'll show them how to make sugar cookies and we can make a bunch for everyone." Dream smiled, he had bought the ingredients the other day.
"i'Ll gO G4Th3R tHeM, ThOUGh i AM PrEtTY $uRE TH3y jUSt wAnT tO DeCOR4Te tHem Dr34M." Error kissed Dream's cheek and was off.
Dream looked at the kids "Who wants to help make them?"
"I want to!" Rem smiled
"I want the frosting!!!!" Blazer cheered
"I want to do the shapes!" Andrea smiled
"Then lets go to the kitchen." He guided them there.
"I'M GOING TO EAT THE SPRINKLES..." SB said and grabbed the sprinkles opening every container.
"Well that comes with the decorating part." Dream winked as he led the kids to the kitchen and set out the ingredients for everyone.
Rem was in charge of the dough just like he wanted, his eye lights turned to stars as he did the job Dream gave him.
From there everything was pretty organized, Blazer was on frosting duty, and Andrea was taking care of cutting the cookies. Even after Error brought Clock, Edgy, Swap, Orange, and Time. SB was devouring the sprinkles.
Edgy went to help Andrea, Orange and Clock went to Rem, and Swap and Time went to Blazer.
Maybe twenty or so minutes Swap was drinking the frosting Time and Blazer tried to stop Blazer, they were both covered in icing now. SB was drooling and snoring on the table he had a sugar crash the sprinkles were gone. Error was eating the chocolates.
"Swap what are we going to use to decorate the cookies if you eat all the icing?" Dream giggled.
"Sprinkles?" Swap smiled his teeth were rainbow colored.
"Nope! Those are gone!" Error said as he swallowed a chocolate bit.
"Candy?" Swap said.
"That's gone too." Error crinkled the wrappers in his pockets. Dream groaned
"If we have anymore monsters eating cookies then I will ban them from cookie making! You included Error!" Error warned.
Error took the remaining candies and put them on the table.
"Got it!" Error surrendered.
The kids replied back too.
Dream had to go by more ingredients so Rem volunteered to go to the store with him. Error had to stay to make sure the castle didn't burn down. Dream grabbed Blueberry for help, and they shopped for what they needed.
Dream had bought Rem a chocolate bar that Rem was instructed to eat in front of his father as a punishment, but Rem shared the chocolate with everyone who wanted some.
"YoU BouGHt HIm ChOc0lATe.. ." Error mumbled watching Rem hand out some of the chocolate. Swap had joined SB in the sugar crash, he was sprawled on the table sleeping.
"Revenge for eating all that candy, also he offered to go shopping with me." Dream smiled.
"I WoUld'Ve oFfEred tO gO.. ." Error pouted a bit
"You were also part of the reason we had to make that trip anyway." Dream hugged Error. "But I will give you chocolate later as long as you behave." Dream bargained. Error nodded agreeing.
Dream got the new ingredients out and show the kids how to make the icing, though the kids strayed from that later on. While Dream was doing that Error was picking chocolate bits off the table and popping them in his mouth.
Dream had noticed and waited until he was done before he went to Error, Horror and Geno were left to watch the children.
"Feeling mischievous, huh?~" Dream snickered. Error hummed and smiled. He stuck one of his tongues out playfully giving Dream a little wink, he picked up another chocolate piece. Dream laughed.
"How naughty!" Dream lean on Error's chest.
"i c4n sH0w y0u nAuGhty~" Error whispered to Dream, and held him. Dream blushed an glared at Error making the glitchy monster laugh. Error wrapped around Dream and popped a chocolate bit in his mouth. Dream tried to get out Error's arms, but Error refused to let go.
"But the kids, I need to check on them..." Dream whined.
"aH th3Y'Ll Be FInE GeN0 aND HoRR0r ArE In THer3 wiTh Th3m." Error put his chin of Dream's skull. Dream frowned, the kids were laughing as they decorated, Dream sighed and gave in.
"Fine~ hopefully, Blue is there too, we need at least on sane-ish monster in there." Dream smiled.
"heY THey'RE jUsT aS SAne a$ me! iF N0t MoR3." Error chuckled at Dream's jab the monster in the castle.
"So they are insane past sane?" Dream smirked.
"i D0n't KnOW Ar3 tHeY iNSaNe PAsT S4n3 iN$4Ne sANe InS4NE?" Error started to confuse himself as he said the joke, but Dream laughed making Error feel like he accomplished his goal.
"They are sane to the point they can never be sane again."
"I GuE$s sO, BuT DOes ThE SAm3 gO FOr Me?" Error breathed down Dream's neck.
Dream shivered "D-d-definitely, l-like trying t-to teach our children how to f-fight when they are r-really y-y-young." Dream glared at Error.
Dream was over a thousand years old, since his AU was one of the oldest AU out there, though Error's age was lost over the ages, but Dream saw Error teaching his kids to fight would lead to violent tendencies.
"eH, It'S NoRMaL." Error shrugged as he kissed Dream's jawline. Dream started purring, Error's 'lips' passed over Dream's hickey scar, but he ignored it though it still made his angry as all hell.
"Well, at least wait until they are f-fifty!" Dream said, for guardians fifty was still young.
"yOU AnD I AR3 wAy OvER OuR FIftIEs." Error trailed the kisses across Dream's jawline skipping over the anger-inducing hickey scar.
"That's why I said wait until they are fifty." Dream giggled.
"oH I MIsS HeArD. .." Error smiled at himself, Dream giggled and twisted himself. He went on his toes and nuzzled Error in an attempt to nuzzle the glitch's neck, but was too short to reach so Error bent down more.
"I Love you Ruru~"
"i LOVe YoU To GOlDeN BOy~" Error smiled only glitching slightly, he slowly sunk to the floor taking Dream down with him.
"GLITCHY!!" Dream squeaked as Error placed Dream in his lap, he wanted out of the lap.
"WhAt?" Error smiled and brought Dream closer to himself.
"You surprise me so much." Dream sighed, changing the subject.
"SoMeTIMes Th4T'$ a GOoD ThInG." Error smirked, Dream's mind traveled elsewhere on that comment.
"S-sure." Dream blushed. Error nuzzled Dream he wanted to sit there forever.
"Uncle Horror started a fire!!" Andrea shouted, Error and Dream pulled apart. Error looked at Andrea a bit nervous, but stayed on the topic.
"HOW?!" Error stood picking up Dream, he carried Dream bridal style to the kitchen. Dream squeaked and squirmed.
"He tried to use the oven." Andrea answered as she followed her dad.
"WhY DId HE uSE ThE oVEn?!" Error asked keeping Dream in his arms.
"There were some cookies that weren't put in!" Andrea answered
'Dang it Horror!' Dream mentally groaned.
Geno had already rounded the kids up and took them to safety.
"HORROR PUT THE FIRE OUT NOT FUEL IT!!" Killer snapped at Horror who was throwing towels at the fire. The towels weren't wet enough to put the fire out so they were engulfed by the flames.
"I'M TRYING!" Horror snapped, 'NIGHTMARE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!' Horror tried stomping on it, luckily he didn't get burned thanks to Killer physically picking Horror up.
"APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!" Killer had set Horror down and watched the fire get bigger.
"STaY HeRE!" Error instructed Andrea and set Dream down. Andrea nodded, she sat down and watched this unfold.
"DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WORKS?!" Killer hissed letting Dream and Error take over the situation.
"YES!! BUT YOU YELLING DOESN'T HELP!!" Horror snapped. Dream quickly grabbed the fire extinguisher from the wall and used it to make the fire go out.
"Maybe you should--" Killer started
"SHUT UP!!" Nightmare growled the room fell silent, Horror and Killer stared at Nightmare, Horror felt such dread and guilt as Nightmare's gaze moved from them.
"Killer, Horr--" Dream was trying to explain.
"Dream before this continues..." Nightmare interrupted Dream and gave him a gentle annoyed smile, the smile fell as he looked at Horror and Killer. Nightmare growled and inhaled, he struggled to stay in his passive form as anger boiled.
"Why the HELL was my kitchen on fire?" Nightmare said this as calmly as he could manage. Killer immediately pointed at Horror. Horror jumped at the finger in his face.
"He did it! It's not my fault he did it!" Killer rushed his words.
"...real mature Killer..." Horror whispered in a monotone voice.
"I-I-I was tr-trying to bake the r-remaining c-c-cookies..." Horror confessed, he winced seeing Nightmare's disappointed expression. Nightmare inhaled and exhaled... Nightmare then left the room silently... Well as silent as someone with singing christmas stuff could be.
Horror looked at the ground... 'shit...' Dream went to Horror and hugged him, Horror made no attempt to hug back.
"Freaking great... way to go me! I ruined his kitchen and Christmas..." Horror sniffled, he felt so bad.
"I'll... I'll help clean up..." Killer mumbled going to get the cleaning supplies.
"Hey you didn't burn the house down. And we already made a bunch of cookies earlier!" Dream tried to cheer Horror up.
"Yeah..." Horror sighed and looked at the mess, he remembered they had invited company! Horror gasped.
"INK AND THE OTHERS ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN AN HOUR!!!" Horror whined.
Killer came back with the supplies, Dream and Error went off to get a new stove. Horror and Killer began scrubbing the counters and backslash.
The putrid smell of burnt cookies was making Killer sick so he had to leave the room, Killer's senses had enhanced even more over the years, his smell getting even stronger than his hearing, Killer had complained several times, but with the lab shut down... because of Sci... Killer couldn't get it fixed so the problem slowly got worse.
"You feeling better?" Dream asked as he and Error used magic to install the new stove and uninstall the old one.
"No... but... I will be later..." Horror sighed once more, the counter was stained, but that didn't stop Horror from roughly scrubbing at it.
It was kinda like a venting method... if making a dent in your counter was a good thing, or healthy...
Dream cringed and stopped Horror's hand. "If it makes you feel better... you can still give the kids and everyone presents." Dream smiled weakly.
"True..." Horror glared at the stain and sighed giving up, Dream smiled more and hugged Horror.
"Now go get your wife to calm down." Dream winked. Horror laughed and slowly made his way to Nightmare. Dream went to Error and Andrea decided to leave at that moment.
"I wANt to C0nT1nUe snUgGling w1Th yoU..." Error said, but he was worried that someone would interrupt them once again.
"Let's go to the couch~" Dream smiled.
A/N: Not done yet! Just this portion is done, oh how I've missed this!
Okay so first things first... I don't want to confuse you. So next chapter one of the biggest things is that, Sugarink (Sugar) never died! But he is a good guy now, but still a bit unstable! The Reds never died either, and the 'clone' Red was actually Night Sans! And Night and Red are together! Blackberry and Classic are a couple, Honey in a drunk and jealous fit slapped Black and now Black lives with Classic and Papyrus. Blue lives with Dust! Rem and Andrea are twins Andrea being the oldest!
And there are many MANY details you guys missed, I might have to put that in a separate book dedicated to just explaining what you missed. So if you want that let me know. We will answer any questions you have so see ya and I will get the next chapter out as soon as possible!
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