"That was lovely PoutingPatrick!! What a performance!" The crowd cheered in response as she walked of the stage. "Now, let's hear it up for FlameDragonHime!"

"YAAYY!"

"WOOT! WOOT!"

"FLAMEDRAGONHIME!!!"

I stood up and proceeds up the stage and grab the microphone.

"Hey guys! Merry Christmas. I'll be singing All I Want For Christmas but this is my own parody version. I hope you all like it!" I grin at the cheers and clear my throat. The music begins and...

"I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There is just one thing I need.

I don't care about the presents,

Underneath the Christmas tree.

I just want food on its own,

More than I could ever own.

Make my wish come true!

Baby all I want for Christmas

Is FOOD!

Oh baby!

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There is just one thing I need.

I don't care about the presents,

Underneath the Christmas tree.

I don't want a new Xbox game,

Or brand new, weird nickname.

You know I love books all the way,

But they won't please me on this day.

I just want food on its own,

More than I could ever own.

Make my wish come true!

Baby all I want for Christmas

Is FOOD!

Oh baby!

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas,

I won't even wish for snow.

I'm just gonna keep on eating,

Forget the mistletoe.

I won't make a list and send it

To the North Pole for Saint Nick

I won't even stay awake to

Hear those magic reindeer click

Cause I just want you here tonight,

Giving me food all through the night.

What more can I do?

Baby, all I want for Christmas

Is you FOOD!

Oh, all the frosting is shining,

So brightly everywhere.

And the sound of me munching,

Crisps fills the air.

While everyone else is singing,

I hear the door bell ring.

Caspians, won't you bring me the what I really need?

Won't you please bring my pizza to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas,

This is all I'm asking for.

I just want to see my baby,

With chocolate outside my door.

I just want food on its own,

More than I could ever own.

Make my wish come true!

Baby all I want for Christmas

Is FOOD!

Oh baby!

All I want for Christmas is food, baby.

All I want for Christmas is food, baby.

All I want for Christmas is food, baby.

All I want for Christmas is food, baby."

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Silence. That's a good thing right? MyNameIsntLuna face-palmed. Huh? Colorful__Rose is just looking at me weirdly. Was it bad?

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"WOW! THAT WAS AWESOME!"

"THAT WAS SO FUN AND COOL!"

"THAT KILLED ME!"

I grinned in relief. I knew I was amazing! I looked at MyNameIsntLuna and Colorful__Rose. I know...

I'm weird.