Me: *writing*

Man: If you keep writing, you will get a tooth pulled. Writing isn't good for your teeth.

Me: Um okay?

Man: Look, I speak the facts. I'm a dentist.

Jasmine: No you're not.

Man: Yes I am. I got my degree at Connecticut Dental School.

Jasmine: And where is this so called Connecticut dental school you speak of?

Man: Here in Middletown.

Iris: There's no such place here. And, how does writing and getting a tooth pulled correlate? Are you high?

Man: *gets a dental tool out* Hold still, son. Open wide, so I can pull a tooth out.

Jasmine: I had enough of this nonsense. *beats up the stupid man*

Man: *getting beat up*

Iris: Pay that quack no mind.

Me: I won't.

Jasmine: *still beating up the man*

Man: *still getting beat up*

This story was written on Thursday, December 7th, 2023. (Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day)

A/N That man is stupid. Writing and getting a tooth pulled have no correlation. 🧐 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.