normal : talking

UPPERCASE : YELLING

Italic : thinking / mind-conversation

BOLD : demon/some transformation's talk

underlines : narration

BOLD + underlines : song's lyrics

Y/N : Your Name

L/N : Last Name

f/c : favourite color

a/d : adress number

In the Prime Sanctuary...

Ranger:you want us to do what? Infront of the Zeros Was Y/n God asking them to do something

Y/N God : I want you to make sure Union doesn't ruin christmas again, BUT, without killing them. Spilling blood on Christmas is... quite messed up actually.

Fell : *deadpans* you asking the most Dangrouse Verse to not kill plus him points at Ranger

Ranger : hey im not that scary

The Others:TELL THAT TO THE LAST AUS YOU MASSACRED !

Ranger : because they were bad ok leave me alone!

Y/N God : Look, I know I may be asking a lot to some, but honestly, after the last thing they pulled last year's christmas, we better not take any chance.

Zero : *sighs* Fine but no promises if Ranger killed some of them Fell:we fucking know Ranger will kill some.

Ranger : its my naturle assholes

 Echo: *smoking* so when do we start?

Y/N God : Now.

Then a portal opened below the Zeros

The Zeros : eh ?

They all fell inside.

The Zeros : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Kova : ....was that necessery?

Y/N God : You would have done the same, admit it.

Kova : .....i wont neither Confirm or deny that

Y/N God : Works for me.

In the North Pole, in a facility created by Hatsu, members of the Alrest Empire were observing Union along with Hatsu himself.

(art is not mine)

Hatsu was walking around with a smile.

(Hatsu Suzuki. Art and OC aren't mines. OC belongs to ronnielanier111222 aka my simp brotha)

Hatsu : *humming*

Until a portal opened above him and the Zeros fell on him.

Alrest soldier : SIR ! You're okay ?!

Hatsu : Yes. I'm fine.

Fell : GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU ASSHOLES RANGER YOUR FUCKING HEAVY AS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN EATEN!?

Ranger : the Souls of my enemies

Zero : MA LEG!!!!!!

 Echo : *sighs* kids these days.....

Hatsu : Oh. You must be the Zeros right ?

Zero : groans yes thats us....can someone help us please

Fell : RANGER YOUR BREAKING MY FUCKING RIBS!!!

Ranger : WELL EXSUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO ME TO DO IM STUCK AS WELL

Echo : Im to old for this

Cross : like the wind.....like the wind....

X : I was just hunting EXEs and this happens to me why -_-

They then got lifted up by mechanical cables

Fell : I seen enough Shitty AU to know what these are used for?

Zero : we dont talk about these AUs shivers

Ranger : you two are weak as fuck i deal with these on daily basis

 The others : BECAUSE ITS YOU!!!

They saw it came from Soundwave

Hatsu : Oh, it's just Soundwave giving a hand.

Fell : ok then....just let us Down now im not confortable with tentacles-like thingies because I have a bad past with them

Zero : it was one time Fell

Fell : and that one time made me have PTSD

Soundwave then dropped them

Alrest Soldiers : Uh, these are more like cables.

Fell : *Comicly shaking the Soldier* NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU DIPSHIT!!!!

the Others : *Sweat drop at this*

Zero: *ahem* sorry about him he has some....anger issus

Fell now Comicly Suplexed a Soldier

Zero: *faceplams* oh my god...some Zero stops him....

Ranger : I got this

As Ranger walks to Fell as Ranger just suplex him on the ground knocking him out

Soundwave : ...

Echo : ignore them thats how the Zeros go with their daily lives

Soundwave : *nods*

Later, they were in the control room.

(art isn't mine)

Echo : Now, tell us what's happening so far.

Hatsu : Union seems rather calm, but as the old saying goes : "the calm before the storm"

Echo : knowing them they are planning to start chaos

Alrest Soldier : Affirmative sir !

Echo : get me their last shipment of Dust and supplies and you *points at a soldier* i want you to tell me the details of their armory and weapons the rest will watch and tell me if something happens now move!

Alrest Soldier : Yes sir !

Zero : I will be in the workshop to upgrade our stuff

 Fell : I will handle the heavy lifting

Ranger : i will handle spying

as he said that he dissapered

Cross : I will be on standby if anyone needs backup

Echo : and I will handle the commanding with Shiku, any qustions?

everyone else : Nope

Echo : good now everyone to your station!

 as he said that Everyone went to their tasks while he sits on the commanding chair

Echo : now we wait...

After some hours of waiting...

Echo : Report

Zero : Zero here manged to fix some Mechs and guns WHOSE THE IDIOT THAT DROPED CHEESE ALL OVER THE TECH!?

Echo : you said it an idiot

Fell : Fell here manged to get more ammo BUT I GOT A QUESTION WHY THE HELL IS THERE CRATE FULL OF PORN MAGZIN

Echo : ...... again billy?

Billy : MAN NEEDS HIS STRESS RELIFE YOU KNOW!

Echo : *sighs* Ranger Report

 it shown Ranger on top of a roof-Top near their Base

Ranger:Ranger here they getting more weapons and Dust than usuale

Echo : more weapons and Ammo.....Ranger get inside and report to me when you find anything new.

Range r :roger.

 Echo : Hatsu get the Troops ready just in case if we do a raid on them

Hatsu : Soundwave is already on it. I'm coming too.

Echo:Good be on standby

Ranger : this is Ranger im sending you a photo

as he said that the Screen showed some billboreds that full of plans with sucide bombing near some Alrestian civil Area and public Area when christmascomes

Echo : .......Hatsu get the Troopers Ready.

Hatsu : *look at the plans*

Echo : Ranger how many Warehouses do they have

Ranger : from the looks of it they got 3 Warehouses in the city one is full of mechs other with guns and the last one is classfield theres nothing on the last one

Echo : I see.... *closes his eyes Before reopening them* everyone listen up!

everyone listened.

Echo:we doing this 3 Teams team 1 Hatsu soundwave and Cross will handle the Mechs Team 2 Ranger Fell and X will handle the guns the last Team would me Zero and Horror any objections?

Hatsu : Actually, I'll go check on something with Laserbeak ?

He said as laser beak landed on his arm

Echo:sure i mean : Sure I do orders here but we all equal out there.

Hatsu : Alright.

Hatsu then teleported away with Laserbeak

He was under Union city, seeing a secondary undergound city

(art is not mine)

Hatsu : Gonna give Union credit : they are quick in building things up and keeping them hidden.

Ranger (Radio) : what are you talking about?

Hatsu : They have an underground city. How's it going on your side ?

Meanwhile, Soundwave was wreacking all the mechs by himself with soundblasts, lasers and skill.

Cross (Radio) : all clear here

Hatus : Good.

Ranger (Radio) : this is Team 2 we got the second warehouse

Hatsu : Alright.

Echo (Radio) : Hatus report.

Hatsu : Nothing unusual... for Union

Echo (Radio):i see we need to be carfule about the last warehouse who knows what they are hiding

Hatsu : Yes.

Hatsu then saw trucks filled with Dust and followed them

Hatsu : Hold on... they are doing something.

Hatsu then send a disguised Laserbeak inside a giant underground warehouse and found...

Hatsu : Oh no...

Echo (Radio):what is it?

Hatsu : It's... a gigantic cannon

Laserbeak then send photos of the cannon.

Echo (Radio) : ......Hatsu tell us your loctaion now this thing cant stay or else we going to have alot of loses

Hatsu : You have no idea. With the amount of dust they put inside this thing, it can... destroy the moon... Oh no.

Echo (Radio):......regroup with the others we need to plan this right and not rush in.

Hatsu : Alright.

He then teleported to the others

Echo : everyone here? good now listen up

 as he said that he throws in a disc that shows a hologram of the entire thing

Echo : thanks to Hatsu's hard work *pats his shoulder* we manged to find out what they were doing with all this Dust and Weapons:  they are planing to attack the Main base of Pneuma Empire during the party. we need to act fast before the party which is in 10 Hours.

Echo : I need a Team to handle the hacking. Soundwave and Zero you two handle the Hacking. Ranger Fell and Cross will be the distraction.  Me and hatsu will go inside this thing and figure out a way to shut it down

Echo : But remember all : me and Hatsu CANT be found or else they will fire the cannon. I want Ranger Fell and Cross to make SURE to distracte them and making sure they dont fire as well when we inside me and hatsu will handle the Cannon any qustions?

Soldier : Wouldn't it be better to destroy it ?

Soundwave : Negative, with the amount and many types of dust inside of this weapon, destroying it could cause global cataclysm on the climate and even the landscape. All life form on the planet could be wiped out.

Soldier : Oh...

Echo : thank you Soundwave for telling him to NOT destroy it

They saw laserbeak come back, in a panic

Echo : what is it laserbeak?

Laserbeak projected the cannon rising from underwater and aiming at the moon

Hatsu : Crap ! They are starting the firring sequence !

Echo : WE NEED TO MOVE NOW MOVE IT *grabs his double barrel Shotgun*

Zero : SOUNDWAVE WE NEED TO STALL THEM AS LONG WE CAN! *brings a screen and starts typing like crazy*

Soundwave was helping Zero

Fell : RANGER!!!

Ranger:I KNOW!!! grabs a machine gun and runs to the enemy

Cross:grabs his katana and runs to the enemy

X:GO GO GO WE GOT THIS ECHO!!!

Echo:GOOD LUCK GUYS COME ON HATSU!!!

Hatsu : On it !

He then used his magic to teleport everyone in perfect positions to strike Union.

Meanwhile, the Headmasters were watching as the cannon was powering up

-7 minutes before firring the Alrest-buster-

Ozpin : What a great christmas it's going to be.

Ironwood : Agree. Good ridance to Pneuma and her lackeys. I'll miss the moon though.

Sirzech : We'll rebuild it, and maybe even improve it.

but their day-dream was cutted off by a sound of explsine and yelling

Ozpin : What the ?!

As Ranger sundenlly came crashing and landed on Ozpin before bringing out a gun and shot him with Ant-immortal bullet Before getting up and slowly looks at the other headmasters

Ranger : ....

Fell (Radio) : THIS IS FELL HERE RANGER IS HANDLING THE HEADMASTERS ME AND CROSS WILL HELP THE OTHER TROOPS IN THE EAST OVER!!

X(Radio) : X here we almost done with the west side.

Zero (Radio) : YOU GUYS MAY WANNE HURRY UP ME AND SOUNDWAVE CANT STALL FOR MUCH LONGER!

Soundwave (comms) : "Actually I can stall for as long as needed, especially with Zero"

Ozpin got up despite his wounds and aimed at Ranger only for Hatsu to stop them

Hatsu : I'll handle the headmaster, you take care of the soldiers coming. Trust me.

Ranger : as you wish *runs to deal with the other soldiers*

Echo (Radio) : ALPHA SQUAD REPORT!

Fell (Radio) : WE DOING FINE SO FAR ZERO HOW MUCH LONGER WE HAVE!?

Zero (Radio) : They speeded things up ! 6 SECONDS!

Hatsu then looked at the Headmasters

Ozpin : why...WHY YOU HELPING THESE VILLAINS THEY ARE THE TRUE EVIL OF EXSTINCE!

Ironwood : YEAH AND WITH THEIR TECH WE WOULD HAVE HELPED MILLIONS WITH THE WEAPONS AND EVERYTHING

Sirzech : AND YET YOU SIDE WITH THEM WHY!?

Zero (Radio) : 50 SECONDS!!!!

as they were talking an explosion happends behind the window as they all had a stare-down

Fell (Radio):BOMB BABY MAN I LOVE MY BLASTERS!!!

X:(Radio):FELL FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY FOCUSE!!!

Cross: (Radio):NORHT SIDE IS CLEAR!!

Echo (Radio):IM ALMOST AT THE CONTROL ROOM HOLD ON!!!

Hatsu : Why ? Because I am the Supreme Archdeity Sorcerer : Hatsu Suzuki. Little brother of Pneuma ! And I'm gonna make sure you'll regret trying to blow up our christmas.

Zero (Radio) : 40 SECONDS!!!

Echo (Radio) : I'M ALMOST THERE KID HOLD ON!!!

more Explosions happended as they still had a stare down

Ozpin : there's no need for you to do this...join us and be a true Hero

Ironwood : with you on our side we will be Undefeatble!!!

SirZech : you can have anything and everything why you serve such a Bitch like Pneuma

Fell (Radio) : HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

Ranger (Radio) : ARE YOU FUCKING FOUCSING OR LISTENING YOU CANT DO BOTH SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND HELP THE OTHER TROOPS!!

Fell (Radio) : FINE FINE!!!

Echo (Radio) : IM ALMOST AT THE MAIN SYSTEM!!!

Cross (Radio) : we cleared out side over!

X(Radio) : SO IS OURS!!!

Ranger (Radio):ALL SIDES ARE CLEAR NOW WE NEED TO PUT OUR HOPES INTO ECHO!!

Hatsu : ... I'm gonna make you regret calling my big sister like that

Hatsu's eyes then glowed and a holy light emanated from him as they are transported into a pocket dimension

Zero (Radio): 10 SECOND!

Echo (Radio): I'M AT THE CONTROL ROOM HOLD ON!!!

Zero (Radio) : 5!

Echo: (Radio) : DONT RUSH ME!!!

Zero : 4!!

 Echo (Radio) : come on baby come on....

 Zero : 3!!!!

Echo (Radio) : COME ON COME ON!!

Zero (Radio) : 2!

 Echo(Radio) : ALMOST HAVE IT!!!

Zero (radio) : 1!!!

Echo (Radio) : I GOT IT!!!!

as he said that, the Cannon was shut down

Soundwave : Soundwave and Zero superior, Union Inferior.

Zero : *sweating a bit* phew... man that was a good job soundwave...

 Fell : thank fucking god we made it...

 Ranger : *puts his Gun on his shoulder as he stares at the cannon going down*

Cross : *sighs in relief*

X : Man, I havent sweated that much sense my last fight with S-class EXE

Echo : *slides down from the keyboard* oh god I'm way to old for this crap....my poor heart....

Meanwhile, Hatsu had the Headmaster on their last legs

Hatsu : Pathetic. Why don't you just throw your strongest attacks already ?

Ozpin : we...cant go on....we need...to do...it!

Ironwood : agree....

Sirzech : lets do it so we can get back and fire that cannon!

Hatsu : Too late, it's already being shutdown.

Ozpin : W-WHAT!?

IronWood : IMPOSSBILE NO ONE CAN HACK ATLAS TECH!!!!

Sirzech : YEAH IT CANT BE HACKED!!!Echo (Radio):I GOT IT!!!!!

Hatsu : You were saying?

Ozpin : I-IMPOSSBILE!!!

IronWood : H-HOW ATLAS TECH IS STATE OF ART SO HOW!?

Zero (Radio) : State of art MY ASS ! these things you say state of Art i can make them in my sleep!

Echo (Radio) : also whose the Idiot to leave a note with the password on the keybored with a smiley face!?

Hatsu : Now then...

Hatsu pointed his finger at the Headmasters and fired a small fire spell at them

(like this)

SirZech:HA WHAT CAN A SMALL FIRE DO TO US!?

Until it exploded with the strenght of a Supernova, burning the Headmasters and sending them flying off

Hatsu : ... The worst part was that I was not even trying.

Echo (Radio) : You're done ?

Hatsu : Yes. I'm coming

Echo (Radio) : AFTER WE ARE DONE!?

Ranger (Radio) : you could have just leave them to me to torture them alot

Fell (Radio) : yeah yeah we get it Mr-who-gets-chased-alot-by-female-Demons

Ranger (Radio) : ....Zero remind me to burn his stash when we get back

Fell (Radio) : WAIT WAIT WAIT IM SORRY!!!

Cross (Radio) : honestly you two....

X (Radio) : In Echo words "kids these days"

Zero (Radio) : and im suppost to to be you guys.... *Sweatdrops*

Echo (Radio) : just come back here hatsu

Hatsu : On it. And Ranger ? They are still alive, but their torture can wait, we have christmas to celebrate remember ?

Ranger : fine fine

Hatsu : Oh ? And is the cannon still in one piece ?

Echo (Radio) : we are taking it down slowly piece by piece.

Hatsu : Oh. I wanted to show it to big sis.

Echo (Radio) : we're taking it piece by piece so we dont blow anything up.

Hatsu : Alright.

Echo (Radio):HEY FELL STOP ! DONT SHAKE THE DUST YOU IDIOT!!!

Fell (Radio):FUCK OFF OLD MAN!!!

Zero (Radio):Me and Soundwave making sure the system gets erased just in case they want to do this stun again

Later...

Cross : *sitting cross-leged on top of a piles of the weapon*

X : Man... *swings his sword around a bit* We did alot of killing today....God wont be so happy about it.

 Ranger : he will maybe.

Y/N God : Will I ?

Fell:.....

Cross:.....

X:.....

Ranger:.....

Them : *pointat eachothers* IT WAS HIM!

Y/N God : -_- Can you take their punishment from here KovA ?

Kova:i will *Cracks his knuckles*

Fell : WAIT WAIT ! WE JUST STOPED A CANNON FROM BUSTING DOWN THE MOON WHERE THE PARTY IS AND WE GET PUNISHED THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!

Y/N God : Oh you're not completely being punished. I originally wanted to send you all to an Azur Lane AU but.. *glance at Kova*

Kova : I am sending you to a world where Azur lane Gun Girls and others AU without masks for a week >:)

Them : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hatsu : I'm back !~ How's it goin-

Y/N God : Oh hey Hatsu. Nice to see someone who hasn't spilled blood on christmas day for once.

Them : ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE KOVA!!!

Kova : TO BAD YOU GOING THERE NOW!!!!

as he said that he opens a portal under them sending them as their masks flies away.

Echo : *walks in* well, good thing i didnt use much of my strengh so I didnt kill anyone.

Y/N God : Glad you did. Though... I may or may not have told Alice of this~

Hatsu : O____O

Echo : ... y-you joking right?

Y/N God : Nope~

Y/N God : Now go, your reward is awaiting you~

Echo : ... *anime crying* THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!

Hatsu : -_- *sigh*

Echo : *walks to the portal with a depressed Aura*

Only to see his Alice on their bed with only underwears on her.

Echo : ...lets get this over with. *with Comicly dead-fish eyes*

Hatsu : I'm going back to the Moon Base, wanna join ?

Y/N God : sorry but no. We already have christmas organized with our famillies.

Hatsu : I see....may you have a merry christmas my god

Y/N God : You too. *salutes and leaves*

Hatsu : *smile*

Hatsu then went to the christmas party on the moon as the Zeros were being chassed around by horny shipgirls.

(What are your thoughts on it ?)

(Many thanks to CarterEchoZero100 for making this collab with me :) )