normal : talking

UPPERCASE : YELLING

Italic : thinking / mind-conversation

BOLD : demon/some transformation's talk

underlines : narration

BOLD + underlines : song's lyrics

Y/N : Your Name

L/N : Last Name

f/c : favourite color

a/d : adress number

Kenji was seen in his Greek pantheon throne room whistling a tune as he was decorating for the holidays.

Until he got a call from a unknown number

Kenji: ??? *answers* Hello?

Bowser : Uh Hello ? Is it Blad- I-I mean Kenji's number ?

Kenji: Uh, yes?

Bowser : Oh Good. The Commander said you could help me for something.

Kenji: What is it?

Bowser : Can I tell you about it in person instead on the phone ?

Kenji: Sure. Give me a minute.

Kenji hangs up and sighs.

Kenji: So much for doing it by hand.

Kenji snaps his fingers and the entire throne room was decorated.

Bowser : What ?

Kenji: Dammit! I thought I hung up! *sighs* Nevermind, where do you want to meet?

Bowser : The entrance of my castle.

Kenji: Alright. Geundoowun!

Just then a flying cloud came and Kenji hopped on it as it flew towards Koopa Kingdom in an insane speed.

He then arrived in front of Bowser's castle.

Kenji: Thanks, Geundoowun.

Kenji got off the cloud and landed in front of the castle.

Bowser arrived in his Clown Car and jumped out

Bowser : Hey. Thanks for coming.

Kenji: No problem.

Bowser : So about that help I wanted to ask you, remember Chistmas is coming ?

Kenji: Yeah?

Bowser : Well... Guess who forgot to buy gifts.

Kenji: -_- You.

Bowser : Yeah...

Kenji: -___- And why ask me for help of all people?

Bowser : Well, cause I need someone to guard the castle and everyone in it while I hurry up to buy the gifts for my minions, the Koopalings, Jr, and even Mario and Luigi. And your the only person I can see manage my castle in my absence available.

Kenji: -_- Alright but can you tell me what to do if your son annoys me?

Bowser : Don't worry. Just tell some minions to play with him and he'll leave you alone. Heck, I have a room full of toys for him just for that.

Kenji: Okay, good

Bowser : Now if you'll excuse me. *jump in his koopa clown car* I have to be the best father and boss there is !

He then flew off

Kenji: -___- *sighs* Damn you Y/N Deus. You owe me for this.

He then went inside Bowser's castle and sat down on the throne for a few hours until......

BOOM!!!

He heard an explosion outside the kingdom.

??? : Wow ! Careful with thoses !

Kenji; ???

He saw Roy with some Koopas and Bob-ombs

Roy : Are you trying to blow the whole world up ? Theses bob-ombs have very powerful explosions !

Koopa : Sorry sir.

Kenji: Hey, what's going on?

Roy : Someone dropped a bob-omb and I hurried in throwing it away.

Kenji: Oh.

Roy : By the way, who are you ?

Kenji: I'm Kenji, The Deity in charge of the Greek Pantheon, One of Pneuma's allies and Bowser asked me to watch over the kingdom in his absence.

Roy : Oh okay.

Kenji: So what are you doing with those bombs?

Roy : Taking them to a secured deposit, so that if they blew up, there's nothing damaged or dead.

Kenji: Good idea.

Roy : And it as Morton who came out with the idea.

Kenji: I see

Roy : Now if you'll excuse me, I better hurry before another bob-omb drops.

Kenji: Alright.

Roy then left with the Koopas

Kenji: Hmmm...... *takes out his phone and calls his Kiana*

Kiana : Yes ?

Kenji: Hey, honey.

Kiana : How are you ?

Kenji: I'm good. How are things at home?

Kiana : uhhh...

Kiana giggled nervously as Kenji could hear in the background glass and vases shattering along with cat screeching and furniture colliding.

Kenji: -_- Chaos as always, huh?

Kiana : Yeah...

Kenji: -__- Kimiko:

- Kimiko (phone) : ALRIGHT! IF YOU KIDS WON'T CALM DOWN AND STOP CAUSING CHAOS AND HELP US WITH LIST OF THINGS WE NEED FOR CHRISTMAS I WILL THROW ALL OF YOUR STUFF AWAY AND WHOOP YOUR ASSES WITH THE FLIP FLOP!!!!

Kenji: O_O

Kiana : O_O

Kenji: They pushed Kimiko's buttons....... *shivers in fear*

Kiana : Oh god.

Kenji: Well, I go! Bye, I love you!

Kiana : Same~

Kenji hangs up on the phone and put it away.

Kenji: I wonder how Bowser's doing?

Meanwhile, Bowser was in a store looking for gifts to buy.

Bowser : Let's see... Maybe one of theses uh... No, that won't do. How about-

He then bumbed into Zim's flying compagnion : Minimoose

Minimoose : Nyah.

Bowser : Oh Hi Minimoose.

Back with Kenji...

Kenji: I'm so.......boooooooooored.

Koopa : Well uh... We have some movies si-sir.

Kenji:.......Do you have Godzilla vs King Kong?

Koopa : ... Who doesn't ?

Kenji: An idiot that's who.

Koopa : Like Jacques Schnee ?

Kenji: And his son, Whitley Schnee.

Koopa : True.

Kenji: No more talking! Let's watch the movie !

Later, Kenji was watching Godzilla vs Kong on a giant cinema's screen

Kenji: I know I already watched this but man! This movie makes me pumped up!

Then Kamek crashed through the roof near Kenji

Kamek : ooch.

Kenji: Do I wanna know what happened?

He asked as he ate nachos while watching the movie.

Kamek : Prince Jr tried a new toy he got.

Kenji: Which is?

Kamek : A giant hammer-robot

Kenji: Oh.

Kamek : Yep.

Kenji: Is he hurting any innocents in the kingdom?

Kamek : Nah. King Bowser forbide him to use it on anyone or else he's taking the robot back

Kenji: He's a good father.

Kamek : Pfff ! He's been awarded the best father of the year by Pneuma so many times people are not even surprised anymore.

Kenji: Ah.

Kamek : Yep.

Kenji: Mhm.

Kamek : What are you watching ?

Kenji; Godzilla vs King Kong.

Kamek : I see.

Kenji: Mhm.

Kamek : ooch my back ! Gonna get one of those super mushrooms to heal up teleport away

Kenji: Hmm.

He kept watching Godzilla vs Kong

Small Timeskip

Kenji began to feel hungry

Kenji:.......I'm hungry.

He then began to search for food

Until.....

A spiked ball was thrown at him

And he DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGED it.

??? : WOHOO ! MORTON IS STRONG !

Kenji: ???

He saw Morton cheering on himself

Kenji:..........

Morton : MORTON IS STRONGER THAN STRONGER !!!

Kenji walked away not wanting to deal with this.

Until he arrived at the cafeteria, which was crowed

Kenji: -_-

Boo : Who wants a hot dog !

Kenji: Me.

the boo then dissapear and reapeared with the hod-dog in his hand, trying to scake Kenji

Boo : BOOOOO !

Kenji:.........

Kenji was not phased as he took the hot dog and left the cafeteria.

Boo : awww.

Just then Katsuro came crashing down in front of Kenji.

Kenji: Hey, little bro.

Katsuro : Hi.

Kenji: What did you do that caused to come crashing here?

Katsuro : Angered someone.

Kenji : -_- Who?

Katsuro : Kurayami. Oh wait no, his dark self

Kenji: -_-

Katsuro : Sorry

Kenji; What did you do make him pissed off?

Katsuro : I pranked him.

Kenji: -_- You're definitely a Loki.

Katsuro : I know

Kenji: Don't you have a date?

After he said that, Katsuro was already gone.

Katsuro : CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!!

Kenji: -_- Dumbass.

??? : An dummy even.

Kenji: ???

Bowser Jr : Oh Hi.

Kenji : Oh Hello.

Bowser Jr : Who are you ?

Kenji: I'm......JOHN CENA!!!

*take two*

Kenji: I'm Kenji.

Bowser Jr : Like the Blade Jr dad told me about ?

Kenji: ? Blade?

Bowser Jr : Yeah.

Kenji: As in......Blade Crimson Chaos Sieghart?

Bowser Jr : .... Yeah ???

Kenji: I see.....

Bowser Jr : Yep. You know he's quite the legend here.

Kenji: Really?

Bowser Jr : Yep. He's nicknamed "the god of war".

Kenji: Damn, I didn't know Gramps was very famous.

Bowser Jr : Gramps ? He's your old man ?

Kenji: Sort of.

Bowser Jr : Oh.

Kenji: Mhm

Bowser jr : ... Wanna duck it out in a minion brawl ?!

Kenji:......Yes

Later, they were ducking out in a minion brawl

Bowser Jr had Kamek as his 2nd in command and the Koopalings at his side

While Kenji.....

He had the minion elite trio and the minion captains.

Kenji: Hehe.

Bowser jr : I'm gonna beat you !~ I'm gonna beat you !~

Kenji: We'll see about that!

Kamek : Prince Jr, don't cheer victory just yet please.

Both: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

https://youtu.be/gSG2-2fnqh0

(play the song)

 Both armies charged at each other.

the castle soon turned into an entire battlefield

And then turned into Chaos.

Bowser jr : attack !

He lead and aerial raid on Kenji's troops

Kenji: Defend

All the minions had their shields up.

Bowser Jr's mini-airships fired at Kenji's troops

And the Minions defended themselves with force fields.

Then Kamek raised his scepter and magically made the force fields dissapear

Kamek : *laugh*

And he got hit with a pie in the face.

Kamek : Ooch.

Kenji: Bullseye!

Until he was struck with a magic spell, lowering his speed

Ludwig : Bullseye indeed.

But he smirks and Kenji used a swap spell that lowered Ludwig speed and increased Kenji's speed.

Ludwig: You fell for it ! Now lemmy and Larry !

Larry and Lemmy began to use a spell that lowered Kenji's attack based on his speed.

Larry : ahaha ! How cool is that ?!

All of a sudden a magic glyph appeared beneath them.

Kenji : *smirks* You fell for it~

All of a sudden they were froze and their speed, attack, power were lowered and given to Kenji who looked at Junior.

Bowser Jr : O_O

Kenji: Now, it's just you and me!

Bowser Jr then got fired up... figuratively and litterally

Bowser Jr : YOU BET !

Bowser Jr charged through Kenji's remaining troops and send them flying before standing before Kenji

Kenji: YEAH!!!!

Kenji activated Spartan Rage and charged at Junior and the two began to fist fight.

(like this)

Bowser Jr then breathed fire at Kenji's face

Bowser Jr : ahahaah !

And he was met with a fireball at his face.

Bowser jr : O_O

Kenji: Hahaha!

Bowser Jr then bonked Kenji with a hammer

And Kenji bonked him with a mace.

Bowser Jr : grrr !

Kenji: Grrrr!

Bowser Jr then took his paintbrush and painted Kenji's face

Bowser Jr : *laugh*

Kenji then took a marker and drew on Junior's face.

Bowser Jr : O_O

Kenji: >:D

Bowser Jr then smacked Kenji with his paintbrush

Kenji uppercuts him.

Bowser Jr landed in his clown car before firring.

Kenji dodged all the projectiles like a pro. Until he got hit by a mechakoopa in the head is it blew up

Kenji: Ow.

Bowser jr : ahahaah !

Kenji: Shall we call it a draw? We ran out of spells and weapons and troops are beaten.

Bowser jr : Not me !

Hiskoopa clown car deployed boxing gloves and he drove towards Kenji laughing like a maniac until all of a sudden his car broke down.

(stop the music)

Bowser Jr : uh ?

Kenji:........I think your engine is busted.

Bowser Jr : awwww !

Kenji: -_-

Bowser Jr : Draw ?

Kenji: Draw.

Bowser Jr : Fine by me.

*Time skip*

they have finished they minnion rumble and are currently eating donuts.

Bowser Jr : You're so great of a buddy !

Kenji: Hehe, you're a real fun guy.

Bowser Jr : Yeah !

Kamek : Uh... Prince Jr ?

They saw Kamek come in.

Kamek then pointed at the castle... which was badly damaged from the rumble

Bowser Jr : O_O

Kenji: Oops.

Bowser jr : uh oh.

Kenji: I can help with that.

Bowser Jr : uh ?

Kenji used his speed and in just 3 minutes the Kingdom was fixed. Not even a single damage remained.

everyone : O___O

Kenji: There.

everyone : WOW !

Kenji: Hehe, your welcome.

They then saw Bowser return

Bowser : I'm baaaack !~

Kenji: Hi.

Bowser : How did it went ?

Kenji: Good.

Bowser : I knew I could trust you !

Kenji : Hehe.

Later, at the christmas party...

Kenji was drinking with Y/N Deus.

Y/N Deus : Seems you had your fun.

Kenji: Yeah, you?

Y/N Deus : Decided to celebrate Christmas for this year.

Kenji: Ah.

Y/N Deus ; Indeed

Kenji; How's your Kiana doing?

Y/N Deus : Good.

Kenji: Mei still trying to kill you?

Y/N Deus : Sort of.

Kenji: Oooof, she's not gonna give up.

Y/N Deus : Not anytime soon.

Kenji: Mhm.

Y/N Deus : mhm.

They looked to see their Kianas playing cards together.

Y/N Deus : ... *smile*

Kenji :By the way... You own me the service you gaved me.

Y/N Deus : which one ?

Kenji -_-

(what are your thoughts on it ?)

Time skip

Kenji was seen in front of a grave that said

"Rest in Piece, Legendary Mafien Hero and the Second God of War, Blade Crimson Chaos Sieghart"

and a drawing Kenji drew when he was a kid.

It was drawing of him as a child and Blade holding hands and there was writing that said:

"I love big brother!"

Kenji; Merry Christmas, Blade.

Kenji walked back to his house and saw his wives, kids, siblings and sibling in laws having fun.

Kenji: *smiles* I'm home.

(What are your thoughts on it ?)

(Many thanks to Kaito5382084 for making this with me :) )